Ted the Poster Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Yeah, Meatwad's in the lead right now for Raw Winner. Whoops, forgot your cookies. Sorry. Here's some oatmeal-rasin since I was out of chocolate chip.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Shawn is not about the fans. I went to an HBK autograph signing and the guy got there an hour before it started (didn't leave his limo) and left immediately the second it was scheduled to be over leaving hundreds of those "fans" out in the cold. Fuck him.
Guest Mr. Wrestling Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Why hasn't Flair mentioned that Randy Orton's dad tried to end his career for $25,000 in Carolina in 1983? That's so obvious but WWE wouldn't do it.
Guest LooneyTune Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 What the fuck? We're live back at Raw! (Josh "Who's Jushin Liger" Graham talks)
AndrewTS Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 What's with all these new video games? I haven't seen this much Nam footage since the Democratic National Convention. Between now and Election Day there's about 30+ game titles coming out. This may shock you, but one of them is GTA: San Andreas! Now, we present to you Maven's oiled-up manboobs.
razazteca Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 What's with all these new video games? I haven't seen this much Nam footage since the Democratic National Convention. Dick Chaney's lesbian daughter threw the game back to the rental store.
Guest MikeSC Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Um, I'm a little baffled: When the hell has Al Sharpton had a job? -=Mike ...Oooh, Batista v Maven. I smell bling-bling!
Brett Favre Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Take something from the heart of someone who lied for about 6 years about one simple thing... lied about an injury to get out of jobbing... lied about everything to keep his titles (Vader cant work! Boo!). I'm sorry, but he's a good liar. That was from the heart too. *Chest Pound* You feel me.
Gary Floyd Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Ladies and Gentlemen, say farewell to the Heartbreak Middle-Aged Daddy, Shawn Michaels! I think he lost his out of boredom, here's a picture of a cat standing up Well, I think I'm goingg to leave now. Talk about a boring Raw
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Maven pronounces "on" "Ohwan".
jester Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 "Maven, you requested this interview." "Yes, Todd I requested this interview." Poetry. Sheer promo brilliance.
Ted the Poster Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 "I DID request this interview." That opening line from Maven was brilliantly crafted. Bravo!
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Seriously, what sort of a man slaps another man?
Guest LooneyTune Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Batista has a splooge stain designed into his tights... how lovely.
Guest Quik Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 MAVEN'S GOIN CRAZY! HE MIGHT DRIVE WITHOUT HIS SEATBELT ON! HE DOESN'T KNOW!
Guest MikeSC Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 "I DID request this interview." That opening line from Maven was brilliantly crafted. Bravo! Maven: The Clarifying Jobber -=Mike
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 BitchslaPT! God it's Spring 2002 John Cena all over again. Shit, you're GIANT ROIDED UP MEN, do something better than a slap. Even I once split a guy's head open with a tennis racquet when I got in a fight in 8th grade.
Lil' Bitch Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 There are certain things in life you don't do: You don't step on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't mess with the Lone Ranger, and you sure AS HELL don't bitchslap Dave Batista!
AndrewTS Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Seriously, what sort of a man slaps another man? Maven and Cena. What sort of man gets KOed by a slap from another man? Yup, Jericho.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 I hear Maven was seen swimming only 10 minutes after a meal.
Guest LooneyTune Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Jim Ross McCarvered! This impromptu match wasn't scheduled!
AndrewTS Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 BitchslaPT! God it's Spring 2002 John Cena all over again. Shit, you're GIANT ROIDED UP MEN, do something better than a slap. Even I once split a guy's head open with a tennis racquet when I got in a fight in 8th grade. Maven should have brought a squeegee at least.
Guest MikeSC Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 There are certain things in life you don't do: You don't step on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't mess with the Lone Ranger, and you sure AS HELL don't bitchslap Dave Batista! Maven: Putting the bitch in bitchslap. I hear Maven was seen swimming only 10 minutes after a meal. * Awaits the flood of Maven and Randy Orton picture posts* -=Mike
Ted the Poster Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 What the fuck? We're live back at Raw! (Josh "Who's Jushin Liger" Graham talks) I think there are at most three non-wrestlers in WWE who know who Lyger is.
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Jim Ross McCarvered! This impromptu match wasn't scheduled! They've been doing ti for so long, I never know if Ross is McCarvering or if McCarver is Rossing.
Guest Quik Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Isn't is always a good sign when one wrestler still gets his theme music played and you don't?
Guest MikeSC Posted October 26, 2004 Report Posted October 26, 2004 Why is this house show on tv? House shows have more matches. -=Mike
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