Hallowe'en Political Party

[Vyce]

I, for one, want pics.

[Slayer]

We need a TSM secret handshake or something.

This should involve some sort of circle-jerking

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

I was the doofus wearing a suit with the blonde attached to my hip. I walked in around 10:15, so it doesn't surprise me that I didn't really talk to you, probably. The good discussion got started around 11:00, though, so it's a shame you left before it really got going. But yeah, Metro does suck. I found that out going to the 9:30 Club a few years ago.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Wow. TSM'ers actually went to this function? I need to get a few butts to fill up the reception room for my wedding, if anybody's interested.

 

*Pictures a table with Ripper, MikeSC, BX, Vyce, Tyler, Dr. Tom, INXS, Slapnuts, Kotz, Mr. Rant, and Jobber of the Week.*

 

Nevermind...

[EricMM]

Well Tyler I was sitting at the bar, eating the free nosh. I had a red collared shirt and Cargo pants. Blondish hair...

 

I had already asked a guy/girl pair next to me if he was Tyler, and the answer was no, so I didn't feel like asking anyone else.

 

The food was really good, and the drinks were as well.

 

If more people had gone it would really have been something

[Guest MikeSC]

Wow. TSM'ers actually went to this function? I need to get a few butts to fill up the reception room for my wedding, if anybody's interested.

 

*Pictures a table with Ripper, MikeSC, BX, Vyce, Tyler, Dr. Tom, INXS, Slapnuts, Kotz, Mr. Rant, and Jobber of the Week.*

 

Nevermind...

I swear, I wouldn't grab your wife's breasts more than twice.

 

Honest.

-=Mike

[Rob E Dangerously]

but Mike makes no promises about your wife's BUTT.

 

Or so I hear

[Guest MikeSC]

but Mike makes no promises about your wife's BUTT.

 

Or so I hear

Dude. She POOPS out of that thing.

 

Ewwwww.

-=Mike

[Jobber of the Week]

but Mike makes no promises about your wife's BUTT.

 

Or so I hear

You forgot that's just a method for homosexual indoctrination, and any man who wants anything to do with a fine ass might as well just step out of the closet now. It is in MikeWorld, anyway.

[Guest MikeSC]

but Mike makes no promises about your wife's BUTT.

 

Or so I hear

You forgot that's just a method for homosexual indoctrination, and any man who wants anything to do with a fine ass might as well just step out of the closet now. It is in MikeWorld, anyway.

Jobber, in the most polite terms, would you please go fuck yourself, buy a gun, and eat some lead?

 

Thanks. Fucktard.

-=Mike

[Guest Brian]

And I piss with my dick. We need to think about the females.

[Jobber of the Week]

That does it, Mike has FLIP FLOPPED.

[Slayer]

Wow. TSM'ers actually went to this function? I need to get a few butts to fill up the reception room for my wedding, if anybody's interested.

 

*Pictures a table with Ripper, MikeSC, BX, Vyce, Tyler, Dr. Tom, INXS, Slapnuts, Kotz, Mr. Rant, and Jobber of the Week.*

 

Nevermind...

I just came for the free beer and cake, and then I left

[Guest MikeSC]

That does it, Mike has FLIP FLOPPED.

Seriously, buy some wit or just off yourself on-line to give us SOME entertainment from your otherwise-useless existence.

-=Mike

[Vyce]

I'm serious, you guys, I want pics.

 

Preferably ones of everyone in various stages of undress.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

Yeah, I came in really late after getting lost in the middle of DC. That wasn't too much fun.

 

I think I did see you, although it was likely as you were leaving. Haha. Ah well. Perhaps next time.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hey kkk, where's the wedding? and when?