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The Flair/Piper/Vince Beatdown on Superstars in Sept. 91. Awesome stuff and the first time Vince took a bump on TV since the expansion.

 

Let me preface this one by saying I was a mark at the time, but there was a segment on Superstars where Sid was supposed to be wrestling some jobber named "El Diablo". As soon as the match was going to start, the Undertaker's music hit and he came to the ring and was going to replace "El Diablo" against Sid. When UT and Sid had a staredown, I was marking out big time. Little did I know how awful that match would have been in 1991. But then El Diablo was revealed to be Jake Roberts in a mask and he gets out his snake. Now, this is where my memory leaves me, was this the segment where Savage gets bit by the snake or do Savage and Sid clean house on Jake and UT? I remember loving this segment as a kid, but the details are fuzzy.

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One I liked was when Jericho pissed in Regal's tea and then Regal drank. But, I what I like was the promo that Jericho did afterwards on him and he really got the crowd into it. It went something like this.

 

Jericho: What is Regal's favorite letter. Is it A-B-C?

Crowd: NO

Jericho: Is it E-F-G?

Crowd: NO

Jericho: Is it H-I-J?

Crowd: NO

Jericho: Is K-L-M-N?

Crowd: NO

Jericho: Then I guess it means that Regal's favorite letter is

Crowd: P

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Let me preface this one by saying I was a mark at the time, but there was a segment on Superstars where Sid was supposed to be wrestling some jobber named "El Diablo". As soon as the match was going to start, the Undertaker's music hit and he came to the ring and was going to replace "El Diablo" against Sid. When UT and Sid had a staredown, I was marking out big time. Little did I know how awful that match would have been in 1991. But then El Diablo was revealed to be Jake Roberts in a mask and he gets out his snake. Now, this is where my memory leaves me, was this the segment where Savage gets bit by the snake or do Savage and Sid clean house on Jake and UT? I remember loving this segment as a kid, but the details are fuzzy.

That wasn't the segment where Savage got bit, but I'm still a little fuzzy on the rest myself, so I can't help you out. I do remember that being a nice segment though. Another one that I forgot all about.

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Let me preface this one by saying I was a mark at the time, but there was a segment on Superstars where Sid was supposed to be wrestling some jobber named "El Diablo". As soon as the match was going to start, the Undertaker's music hit and he came to the ring and was going to replace "El Diablo" against Sid. When UT and Sid had a staredown, I was marking out big time. Little did I know how awful that match would have been in 1991. But then El Diablo was revealed to be Jake Roberts in a mask and he gets out his snake. Now, this is where my memory leaves me, was this the segment where Savage gets bit by the snake or do Savage and Sid clean house on Jake and UT? I remember loving this segment as a kid, but the details are fuzzy.

That wasn't the segment where Savage got bit, but I'm still a little fuzzy on the rest myself, so I can't help you out. I do remember that being a nice segment though. Another one that I forgot all about.

Found this on Graham's awesome site:

 

Sid Justice fought El Diablo to a no contest when Paul Bearer paid El Diablo off so that the Undertaker could be his replacement; as Justice dominated the Undertaker, El Diablo returned to the ring, unmasked as Jake Roberts, and the two double teamed Sid; moments later, Jim Duggan made the save

 

 

I could have sworn Savage made the save, but it was Duggan of all people. This was an awesome segment at the time.

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I was a big fan of "Jason Sensation" during the parody of the Nation by D-X. Austin attacking Bret in the back of the Ambulance too.

 

Of course, my favorite WWE segments are always matches.

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I think Booker T/Goldust segments were one of the best the WWE has ever produced.

 

I never laughed so hard watching wrestling then watching those 2.

 

They had GREAT chemistry.

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Another one is when Regal, Bubba, Christian, Test, and Devon were all in the bathroom together because Regal had to piss and so Stone Cold wouldn't take them out when all of a sudden Big Show entered (Regal's facial expressions after looking at Big Shows package was priceless) and Regal started pissing on Big Shows leg. LOL!!

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Another one is when Regal, Bubba, Christian, Test, and Devon were all in the bathroom together because Regal had to piss and so Stone Cold wouldn't take them out when all of a sudden Big Show entered (Regal's facial expressions after looking at Big Shows package was priceless) and Regal started pissing on Big Shows leg. LOL!!

:huh: It's amazing how something like this...is even mentioned in a 'best segment ever' thread. ;) If WWE ever does anything like that now...it's like OMG!! WHat is the WWE coming to!? God it's complete shit!

 

So I just find that...odd. :P

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Does no1 fink DX had sum great 1s. Jason Sensation as Shawn Michaels and then Owen Hart wen DX wer taking the piss out of The Nation.

 

Or Pete Rose gettin his ass kicked by Kane at Wrestlemania...kinda disappointed it didnt happen this year

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'I am not a joke!' promo with Jericho and The Rock.

Agreed. Heck, it made my sig.

-=Mike

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Guest 11and0baby

Yeah most of my favs have been mentioned already but I liked the nWo/Lesnar and Heyman showdown with them moving up through each guy until ya got Lesnar and Nash standing staring at each other. I remember the crowd was at least into it.

 

But sadly like most things nothing came of it.

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The funniest part of that Regal segment was how unrealistic the colour of his urine was. Something like a forest green if I remember correctly.

It was a Tang Orange and you're right...that was the funniest part of the whole thing, even though Stone Cold Steve Austin trying to piss on Arn Anderson was pretty damn surreal.

 

Dames

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Does no1 fink DX had sum great 1s. Jason Sensation as Shawn Michaels and then Owen Hart wen DX wer taking the piss out of The Nation.

 

Or Pete Rose gettin his ass kicked by Kane at Wrestlemania...kinda disappointed it didnt happen this year

Oh God, please don't post that way.

 

You're about to make my head explode.

 

Is it so much to ask for a little punctuation and correct grammer from people?

 

Dames

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Chris Jericho's debut on the 8/9/99 Raw.

If this was the one where he runs in and absolutely destroys Road Dogg, triple power bombs him, then yeah. I was marking out hardcore.

Actually, that was the Smackdown after his debut.

 

Dames

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Is it so much to ask for a little punctuation and correct grammar from people?

 

Dames

lolz grammar i upstage u. i is de moron, dames is da king

 

Just saving the job for someone else. Yes, indeed.

 

I can edit your posts, you fool!

 

Dames

 

Postscript: I like younger men.

 

Post postscript: Also, my real name is Jason.

 

Jason

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And the best promos that nobody remembers? O'Haire's "devil's advocate" promos. O'Haire is a creepy-looking mo'fo, and he just...looked like the devil. He, shall we say, "exuded evil." Just tremendous work.

Oh, I remember Hoff...

 

He was mishandled the very MOMENT he was on screen in a non-taped promo.

 

Dames

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The funniest part of that Regal segment was how unrealistic the colour of his urine was. Something like a forest green if I remember correctly.

It was a Tang Orange and you're right...that was the funniest part of the whole thing, even though Stone Cold Steve Austin trying to piss on Arn Anderson was pretty damn surreal.

 

Dames

Actually, it was green because Show had on some white(or off-white) pants and they turned green when Regal pissed on them. Austin had the orange piss, I think.

 

And yes, it does scare me that I remember something like that.

 

:(

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The funniest part of that Regal segment was how unrealistic the colour of his urine was. Something like a forest green if I remember correctly.

It was a Tang Orange and you're right...that was the funniest part of the whole thing, even though Stone Cold Steve Austin trying to piss on Arn Anderson was pretty damn surreal.

 

Dames

Actually, it was green because Show had on some white(or off-white) pants and they turned green when Regal pissed on them. Austin had the orange piss, I think.

 

And yes, it does scare me that I remember something like that.

 

:(

Oh, I was thinking of the Austin/Anderson segment, the Regal/Show segment had dark green piss...I do remember that.

 

Nevermind.

 

Dames

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Is it so much to ask for a little punctuation and correct grammar from people?

 

Dames

lolz grammar i upstage u. i is de moron, dames is da king

 

Just saving the job for someone else. Yes, indeed.

 

I can edit your posts, you fool!

 

Dames

 

Postscript: I like younger men.

 

Post postscript: Also, my real name is Jason.

 

Jason

But why did you use my post to reveal your true identity, Jason?

 

You so crazy.

 

..back to talking about piss.

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And the best promos that nobody remembers?  O'Haire's "devil's advocate" promos.  O'Haire is a creepy-looking mo'fo, and he just...looked like the devil.  He, shall we say, "exuded evil."  Just tremendous work.

Oh, I remember Hoff...

 

He was mishandled the very MOMENT he was on screen in a non-taped promo.

 

Dames

Hard for WWE to mishandle a guy who tanked his promos so horribly.

 

The WWE didn't make him horrendous on the mic live and absolute crap in the ring.

-=Mike

...O'Haire --- He's like a young Nathan Jones!

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