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Guest Askewniverse

Billy Gunn

A-Train

Test

Chuck Palumbo

Gail Kim

Nidia

Jazz

Rodney Mack

Johnny Stamboli

Rico

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Guest LooneyTune

RAW has lost enough of their Heat roster. Expect Smackdown to drop someone that we won't expect...Hardcore Holly and a jobber, probably Akio or Nunzio.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

Hardcore Holly and Steven Richards

 

Those are my predictions

 

or Rosey instead of Holly.

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Ok, here are observations and shit. Thank me later.

 

So the list of workers released is....

 

Billy Gunn

Chuck Palumbo

Johnny Stamboli

Test

A-Train

Rodney Mack

Jazz

Rico

Nidia

Gail Kim

 

According to WWE, the Raw roster has 43 workers. 9 are non-wrestlers (Jim Ross, Lawler, Coach, Todd, Bischoff, Ivory, The Rock, Foley, and Lilian). 7 are out with injuries (Nowinski, Cade, Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, technically Kane, Shawn Micheals, and Tyson Tomko). That leaves us with 27. Take away the women wrestlers and we have 25. And that's including the Heat people.

 

Now on Smackdown, they have 41 workers. 10 are non-wrestlers (DeMott, Mathews, Tazz, Cole, Hiroko, Dawn Marie, Miss Jackie, Teddy Long, Heyman, and Torrie Wilson). 2 are injured (Haas and technically Cena). That leaves us with....29 workers. Including the Velocity mainstays

 

EDIT-Deleted message

 

Anyways here are the up to the date rosters for all of you. I want praise.

 

RAW

 

BATISTA

CHRIS BENOIT

CHRIS JERICHO

CHRIS NOWINSKI

CHRISTIAN

CHRISTY

EDGE

ERIC BISCHOFF

EUGENE

GARRISON CADE

GENE SNITSKY

IVORY

JERRY LAWLER

JIM ROSS

JONATHAN COACHMAN

KANE

LILIAN GARCIA

LITA

MARK HENRY

MATT HARDY

MAVEN

MICK FOLEY

MOLLY HOLLY

RANDY ORTON

RHYNO

RIC FLAIR

ROB CONWAY

ROSEY

SHAWN MICHAELS

SHELTON BENJAMIN

STACY KEIBLER

STEVEN RICHARDS

SYLVAIN GRENIER

TAJIRI

THE HURRICANE

THE ROCK

TODD GRISHAM

TRISH STRATUS

TRIPLE H

TYSON TOMKO

VAL VENIS

VICTORIA

WILLIAM REGAL

 

 

Smackdown!

 

AKIO

BIG SHOW

BILL DeMOTT

BILLY KIDMAN

BOOKER T

BUBBA RAY DUDLEY

CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL

CHARLIE HAAS

CHAVO GUERRERO

D-VON DUDLEY

DANNY BASHAM

DAWN MARIE

DOUG BASHAM

EDDIE GUERRERO

FUNAKI

HARDCORE HOLLY

HEIDENREICH

HIROKO

JOHN CENA

JBL

JOSH MATHEWS

KENZO SUZUKI

KURT ANGLE

LUTHER REIGNS

MARK JINDRAK

MICHAEL COLE

MISS JACKIE

NUNZIO

ORLANDO JORDAN

PAUL HEYMAN

PAUL LONDON

RENE DUPREE

REY MYSTERIO

ROB VAN DAM

SCOTTY 2 HOTTY

SHANNON MOORE

SPIKE DUDLEY

TAZZ

THEODORE LONG

TORRIE WILSON

UNDERTAKER

Edited by David Rodz

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Rico getting cut fucking blows... I hope that TNA or Ring Of Honor picks him up as he's great.

 

Worst comes to worst, Cornette could get the WWE to hire him as a trainer in OVW.

 

 

The only other one that shocks me a bit is Jazz, but I think her getting cut is partially due to her string of injuries.

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If it's a money issue, i would think Torrie Wilson is one of the highest paid divas behind Lita and Trish. I would like to see Torrie gone, but i can't see it happening.

 

Here's hoping Heidenreich stinks up the joint in his match with taker, this way vince can fire him on the spot.

 

It's really hard to say who will be next, especially since rico wasn't on anybody's radar.

 

If hardcore holly doesn't get canned, then the whole fire sale was a dud.

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Guest LooneyTune

Way to go with the listing Rod-man. I actually forgot Garrison Cade and Chris Nowitski were still under contract. I see Ultimo Dragon isn't listed. I thought he was just on a Leave of Absence.

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Rico was the only guy who actually cared to interact with the fans outside of the arena. Real class act who is also pretty damn good in the ring. So he gets fired, of course.

 

Like Tawren said, it's probably the worst firing since Goldust (who, in my opinion, was one of WWE's top wrestlers in 2002).

 

Of course, regularly pleasing the fans hasn't been a priority in years.

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Ok, I'm fixing the list :P

 

EDIT-There it's fixed? Happy?

I thought it was one of the announcers on one of the shows I don't watch like Experience or Bottem Line

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
I actually forgot Garrison Cade and Chris Nowitski were still under contract.

Those may be the two guys cut considering Nowitski is toast anyway.

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I would think Hardcore Holly's contract would be a lot higher then Garrison Cade and Chris Nowinski's. I think WWE might hire Nowinski in the office, he is from havard and prob has a degree in business.

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Guest LooneyTune
Is Cade injured of something? I haven't really seen him around after his push with the Coach failed. If he isn't, I'd assume he'd be the next on the firing line.

He's injured. I don't remember how, but it was about two weeks after he injured Benjamin with a miscommunication that involved his knee brace.

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I don't think Garrison Cade will get fired. Wasn't he trained by HBK or went to his wrestling school or something like that. In that case he'll have someone "higher up" that can help him keep his job.

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