MrRant

[Guest Banders Kennany]

He posts like a robot, and his comebacks are as weak as I like my coffee. Sorry I didn't know JP Morgan was a broker, whatever that is, but you didn't have to bite my head off and force me to start this thread.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

I know my posts haven't been great today but it's tough work when all these people want to bring me down for whatever reason. It's me against the world and I'm winning with fling colors.

[alfdogg 0]

World's most arrogant alfdogg ripoff

...?

[Slayer 0]

Since when did Alfdogg become a cat-loving hippie hater

 

Also, are you going to make a thread for each person that hates you, because I dunno if the server can take that many threads

[Guest Banders Kennany]

No, just a few more. Not today though, I don't want to oversaturate the market.

 

Also, no one hates me except BigSwigg, Czech Republic, Nanks, Slayer, MrRant. And I already mopped the floor with most of them.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

And Thumbtack, who keeps coming back for more.

[Slayer 0]

Also, no one hates me except BigSwigg, Czech Republic, Nanks, Slayer, MrRant. And I already mopped the floor with most of them.

I'm glad I have you around to tell me how I feel

[Guest Banders Kennany]

You wouldn't follow me around insulting me if you didn't have something against me.

[Slayer 0]

Actually I just have nothing better to do

 

Who you are is inconsequential

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Then leave me alone. I'm this close to starting a brand new thread about you, loser.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

Hey Banders, whether or not it's just coincidence, from what I've seen, I like all of the guys that you claim hate you. You, on the other hand, seem like nothing more than a pretentious jackass that would love to be popular but are going the wrong way about it. In fact, to the contrary - it's as though you're trying to be hated even more.

 

And for the record, you don't appear to have mopped the floor with anyone whatsoever. In a year or so, you'll look back realise how idiotic you came off as. It won't matter though. You'll probably be banned by then.

[MrRant 0]

Banders Kennany 

My new topic, Nov 5 2004, 08:43 PM

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No one posts better

 

 

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Posts: 409

Joined: 16-October 03

 

There's a mew topic in Hardcore Discussion that you'll love.

 

 

I'm not impressed.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Now I have to make a thread about Shutterspeed. You are not a man of discerning taste to like all those fools. I have to hate on them, they hate on me. It's what this folder is for.

 

At least you can't argue that I mopped the floor with my one friend until Eric jumped in on me.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

You go and you make that thread. I'm sure that it'll really take off too.

 

Idiot.

[Slayer 0]

Where's my thread, bitch?

[Guest Banders Kennany]

You go and you make that thread. I'm sure that it'll really take off too.

 

Idiot.

It probably won't since no one cares about you.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

You go and you make that thread. I'm sure that it'll really take off too.

 

Idiot.

It probably won't since no one cares about you.

Hence my post, you moron.

[The Czech Republic 0]

No, just a few more. Not today though, I don't want to oversaturate the market.

 

Also, no one hates me except BigSwigg, Czech Republic, Nanks, Slayer, MrRant. And I already mopped the floor with most of them.

I missed this one.

[Dangerous A 0]

Banders, you have an avatar with Will BITCH ASS Smith in it.

 

That alone disqualifies you from mopping the floor with any poster here, much less the ones you identified.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Whoa, this guy's tryin' pretty hard. I still think your name would be better if it was Kennedy.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hysterical.

[Guest Nanks]

Also, no one hates me except BigSwigg, Czech Republic, Nanks, Slayer, MrRant. And I already mopped the floor with most of them.

The rest of us can't see the posts in your fantasy world.

[Guest Anticrombie]

Also, no one hates me except BigSwigg, Czech Republic, Nanks, Slayer, MrRant. And I already mopped the floor with most of them.

 

Updated List:

 

Also, no one hates me except BigSwigg, Czech Republic, Nanks, Slayer, MrRant, Shutterspeed, Dangerous A, Thumbtack. And I already mopped the floor with most of them.

 

Oh, and just so you know, I love you

 

 

 

Now, what do you say about that Mr. Poopy Pants?

Edited November 6, 2004 by Anticrombie

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Where's my thread, bitch?

Me next me next...

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Also, no one hates me except BigSwigg, Czech Republic, Nanks, Slayer, MrRant. And I already mopped the floor with most of them.

 

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

...I'm not going to bother arguing the merits of the assumption that I can possibly hate anyone on a messageboard anymore.

[Guest Anticrombie]

Also, no one hates me except BigSwigg, Czech Republic, Nanks, Slayer, MrRant. And I already mopped the floor with most of them.

 

Truly a king among men, I bow to thee

[Art Sandusky 0]

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what’s not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural. But we got pills for that. We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

 

You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?” Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is… people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I’m like "that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy."

 

The schools now… It is all about self-esteem in the schools now. Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What’s going to happen to our porno industry? These women don’t just grown on trees. It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

 

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time. You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. Terrorists masterminds. Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don’t you think? They’re not masterminds.

 

“OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?”

“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can’t I just…”

“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”

 

Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time. Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity. They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.

 

“How’d you get through it grandpa?”

“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”

 

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle. I’ll sit at a drive thru.

I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter. Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the back. Take it! Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.

 

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft? Of course not. You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think, “You’ll see. I’m going to take over the world with computers! I’ll show them.”

 

We’re in one of the richest countries in the world, but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago. There are homeless people everywhere. This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, "that’s what I’m going to use it on!" Why am I judging this poor bastard.

People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it. Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless. I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looks right at the homeless guy and says "why don’t you go get a job you bum?" People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date. I’m predicting some problems during the interview process. I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy. Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Your finest hour.

 

Simultaneously your lowest point.

[Black Lushus 0]

yeah, but that song is funny...