OAO Best Damned Wrestling Event Ever Thread

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Johnny B Badd?

 

Well I didnt recognize him without the long hair and feathers.

 

It reeks of WCW even more....

[Crippler Crossface 0]

Cool, TNA lists Sabin as from Hell, Michigan. And I have actually been there.

 

Ooh, looks like Dutt messed up on that move...

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

I suppose the Slow Ladder climb rule also goes for the rope crawl in Ult. X.

[Paul Stanley 0]

Johnny B. Badd rules all

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

well that midget match was a new low in pro wrestling..

 

"use your balls as a speed bag"

 

well I've never heard that one before..

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Whats with everyone wearing black and gold in the UX match?

[TNABaddboi 0]

The show was ok. I liked that they presented the matches ('cept the midget match) seriously, but the only people who's characters were developed were the hosts. I don't think they introduced their own characters enough to make people tune in on Friday. We'll see though.

[TNABaddboi 0]

 

Here's the official preview for Round 2, courtesy of TNAWrestling.com

 

SIX SIDES OF STEEL

NWA World Heavyweight Champion Jeff Jarrett vs. “The Charismatic Enigma” Jeff Hardy

Jarrett and Hardy will attempt to end their ongoing feud tonight on FSN, battling inside the innovative Six Sides of Steel cage match! Is this the one bout that can contain the chaos that has erupted between Hardy and Jarrett in recent months? Tune in and find out!

 

IN THE PIT WITH PIPER

Featuring Rowdy Roddy Piper and Best Damn’s Chris Rose

Tonight on FSN, wrestling legend Roddy Piper returns with his famous In The Pit With Piper, this time with guest Chris Rose, host of Best Damn! Will Piper teach Rose some respect for wrestling? Tune in at 8pm to see it!

 

TNA TABLES MATCH

The Phenomenal AJ Styles vs. The Monster Abyss

After Abyss attacked AJ Styles last night, TNA matchmakers have signed the pair to a TNA Tables Match tonight on the second 90-minute TNA/Best Damn special! The first superstar to put his opponent through a wooden table will walk out victorious!

 

SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH

Best Damn’s Bryan Cox and a Mystery Partner vs. The Naturals

After running their mouths off at Best Damn host Bryan Cox, the Naturals issues a challenge to the former NFL star – show up tonight on Fox Sports Net ready for a fight! As a result, Bryan Cox has accepted the challenge and will be taking on the former NWA World Tag Team Champions with a Mystery Partner!

 

FLAG MATCH

3Live Kru w/ Best Damn’s John Salley vs. Team Canada

With former NBA star and Best Damn host John Salley in their corner, the 3Live Kru will be in action in a Flag Match against Team Canada! The 3LK/NWA Flag will be in one corner, with the Canadian Flag in the other! Which team will come out on top?

 

TOM ARNOLD WRESTLES!

Best Damn’s Tom Arnold vs. Hardcore Midget Puppet

After costing Puppet his match against Teo, Tom Arnold faced the wrath of the mini superstar and will now face him tonight on Fox Sports Net! Twenty-four hours after being a referee, Tom Arnold will make his in-ring wrestling debut against Puppet!

 

ALL THIS AND MUCH MORE TONIGHT ON THE 90-MINUTE TNA/BEST DAMN WRESTLING EVENT, PERIOD, STARTING AT 8PM LOCAL WITH A REPLAY AT 11PM!

[Guest PlatinumBoy]

I am the only who thinks in that picture, Hardy in the face and hair looks like.... HHH?

[Crippler Crossface 0]

IN THE PIT WITH PIPER

Featuring Rowdy Roddy Piper and Best Damn’s Chris Rose

Tonight on FSN, wrestling legend Roddy Piper returns with his famous In The Pit With Piper, this time with guest Chris Rose, host of Best Damn! Will Piper teach Rose some respect for wrestling? Tune in at 8pm to see it!

Coconut to Rose's head, anyone?

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

I didn't think it was too bad though I don't see how ANYONE can stand Best Damned Sports Show Period. It makes the shit on ESPN seem almost tolerable.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I didn't think it was too bad though I don't see how ANYONE can stand Best Damned Sports Show Period. It makes the shit on ESPN seem almost tolerable.

agreed.

[Guest whitemilesdavis]

I tuned in last night at 8 to see.....

 

a two year old hockey game.

 

FSN sucks. Donkey balls.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

FSN sucks. Donkey balls.

*insert gay porn/beastiality joke here*

[Guest whitemilesdavis]

FSN sucks. Donkey balls.

*insert gay porn/beastiality joke here*

Just as long as it involves Tom Arnold, a midget, and of course, the donkey.

 

 

Oh, by the way, was the production as good as they were saying it would be?

[2GOLD 0]

FSN sucks. Donkey balls.

*insert gay porn/beastiality joke here*

Just as long as it involves Tom Arnold, a midget, and of course, the donkey.

 

 

Oh, by the way, was the production as good as they were saying it would be?

 

Audio sucked for me on the Piper interview segment at the start but after that the audio was very well done. Production seemed much better than usual.

 

However, I just had to deal with an hour and a half of Chris Rose and Tom Arnold. The matches were good but damn...that is way too much Chris Rose.

[Astro101 0]

I was more annoyed at Arnold than Chris Rose when Arnold was calling Sabin, Skipper, and Dutt as the White Guy, the Black guy, and the little Indian guy.

[KingPK 0]

IN THE PIT WITH PIPER

Featuring Rowdy Roddy Piper and Best Damn’s Chris Rose

Tonight on FSN, wrestling legend Roddy Piper returns with his famous In The Pit With Piper, this time with guest Chris Rose, host of Best Damn! Will Piper teach Rose some respect for wrestling? Tune in at 8pm to see it!

Coconut to Rose's head, anyone?

If they wrap it in barbed wire, jam razor blades in it, and light it on fire, I'll watch. Hit him repeatedly, and I'll save the damn thing on tape.

 

I think TNA would have fared better just doing a Clash of the Champions-type show instead of teaming up with four boobs that are bigger than Jillian Barberie's and Leeann Tweeden's COMBINED. No one likes that show.

[starvenger 0]

You expected something smart out of the mouth of a guy who was married to Roseanne?

[TNABaddboi 0]

I think TNA would have fared better just doing a Clash of the Champions-type show instead of teaming up with four boobs that are bigger than Jillian Barberie's and Leeann Tweeden's COMBINED. No one likes that show.

 

Yeah, I think they should try to negiotated a one-time, Clash of the Champions type show done the road. It will give them a better chance to show off their product.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Tonight's program should be more telling, since they're going head-to-head with Smackdown.

[TNABaddboi 0]

Tonight's program should be more telling, since they're going head-to-head with Smackdown.

 

It does seem like they've stacked tonight's show a little more with the Cage Match and the Tables Match both figuring to get some decent time.

[Fro 0]

It gets replayed about ten times (2x the original night and the next morning, if not more), so I don't see how you could miss the show.

 

Anyway, the only thing really great is Ultimate X (which Arnold seemed to be legit marking for)... Best Damn Sports show didn't give anything else enough time (although everything was pretty watchable). I'm guessing tonight is going to be a much better show.

 

Some of the segments with Tom Arnold and all those guys were kinda lame, but it's lightyears beyond WWE "humor". It was a darn good show.

[Precious Roy 0]

I didn't get to see UX, but Daniels-Kazarian and Killings-Raven were WAY too short and came off totally rushed. Daniels and Kazarian especially looked out of synch and Daniels seemed to be overly nervous or drugged out or something.

 

Most of the show came off as somewhat amusing, lighthearted wrestlecrap. I thought the BD hosts did pretty well in being happy shills, other than Cox, and Don West was on his game. Production was great. Decent overall introduction to the product I guess.

[Guest Quik]

I'm watching it right now... this is terrible. If TNA considers this good publicity they're out of their minds.

[razazteca 0]

TNA has done the impossible! They found a way to combine 80's pointless short matches with Sports Entertainment "celebrity" overload to make a product that is neither wrestling nor entertaining.

[Guest MikeSC]

Wow, unless that ME was a MAJOR stepdown from the usual Hardy v JJ fare, referring to their matches as less than "shit on canvas" is a total insult. An absolutely abysmal program.

-=Mike

[iliketurtles 0]

That was pretty boring, but it's better than the shit on Smackdown.

 

Wrestling is in such shitty shape.

[Guest MikeSC]

That was pretty boring, but it's better than the shit on Smackdown.

 

Wrestling is in such shitty shape.

I don't get UPN --- and haven't since the week before Kidman & London lost the WWE Tag Titles --- but I've still yet to see ANYTHING out of Monty Brown that makes me see "money" when I see him. TNA has a problem.

 

And there is no justification for JJ being a ME'er, considering how horrid he was.

 

Also, why was Chris Rose dressed like a drag queen?

-=Mike

[razazteca 0]

Also, why was Chris Rose dressed like a drag queen?

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