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Guest news_gimmick
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I really thought we confirmed that I indeed have an issue, but thanks for reassuring me. As for Vito, lets just hope hes not sitting naked in his computer chair smothered in BBQ.

Guest Sohaib Falaajul
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YOUR SPEAK OF HUMAN NAKEDNESS IN CONDIMENTS IS BLASPHEMOUS, May Allah have great disdain upon your nonsense. Death be to You and the Baarbecue sauce loving fat man.

Guest DonVito
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I really thought we confirmed that I indeed have an issue, but thanks for reassuring me. As for Vito, lets just hope hes not sitting naked in his computer chair smothered in BBQ.

Why the fuck are you thinking about me naked with BBQ sauce all over me? I mean I know your fat and you get hungry, but damn don't think about trying to eat me.

Guest Sohaib Falaajul
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STOP WITH THIS PERVERSITY, ALLAH WILL HAVE YOU MAKE TO BE PUNISHED

Guest Sohaib Falaajul
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Frankly, I'm terrified responding to you now.

Thank you for your showing of respect for my terror, you will be invited to lick this terrorists nipples. Praise be to Allah

Guest news_gimmick
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I'm getting a Ron Jeremy vibe off you, with your last post combined with the avatar.

Guest Sohaib Falaajul
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I'm getting a Ron Jeremy vibe off you, with your last post combined with the avatar.

I no not know of any Ron Jeremy, I do know of a Rohaladona Khomerina though, any relation?

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On okcupid (yeah, it's gay hipster shit, shut up), this hot girl who likes many of the things I like messaged me, but she lives 250 miles away. What really bothers me about this is that she's half-naked in all her photos. Plus, thanks to her livejournal, I discover that it's really her in those photos.

 

OH GOD WHY CAN'T I MEET JUST ONE HOT AND SLUTTY INTELLECTUAL.

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There are some diamonds in the rough on OKCupid. It's quite impressive at times.

 

That "Stranger Arranger" thing keeps matching me up with revolting bisexuals though. Disappointing.

Guest Shutterspeed
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That "Stranger Arranger" thing keeps matching me up with revolting bisexuals though. Disappointing.

Revolting female bisexuals? Oh, tell me you're not serious...

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