The Thread Vince McMahon doesn't want you to read

[RavishingRickRudo]

Kenzo vs. BOB up now

[RavishingRickRudo]

Holly may have roughed up a Tough Enough kid, but did he kill a man? NAH UH! Kenzo +1, BOB 0

[JoeDirt]

Kenzo's pants rule all.

[RavishingRickRudo]

Every night Josh Mathews takes another step closer to becoming Joshy Styles.

 

Bob's punches were, like, a .5 on the Randy Orton scale.

 

DROPKICK! That was like a 1.2 Orton.

 

INTERNET Mention. Josh was talking about US! Maybe.

 

HOTSHOT~!

 

If Kenzo Suzuki is the bronze warrior, why is BOB bronzer?

 

DUPREE vs. BOOKER?! WOWWWWEEEEEEEEEE!~ That's gonna suck.

[RavishingRickRudo]

This promo for SS sucks.

 

"And all Hell will break loose"

 

God dammit, couldn't they have said "and hell will rise!" or something that isn't mentioned by JR every segment on RAW.

[Guest Anglesault]

Does this mean another Bob Holly push?

[RavishingRickRudo]

Or perhaps another Bob Holly UBER-team.

 

This time, I'm thinking, Holly and Charlie Haas! YEAH!

[The Czech Republic]

I'm waiting for Matt Morgan to return for the Haas-n-Hoss Connection.

[razazteca]

Why do they always bring back Mae Young?

[RavishingRickRudo]

She's old and sex crazed.

 

It's HILARIOUS. Because Old People aren't supposed to have sex! It's disgusting! So when it happens, it's FUNNY! Because it happens to people WHO DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH OLD WOMEN! COMEDY~!

 

Plus, we all love her. She's Americas Sweetheart. She's like the grandmother we never had, but always wanted.

[DerangedHermit]

I'm waiting for Matt Morgan to return for the Haas-n-Hoss Connection.

And the Berserker for the Haas-Hoss-n-Huss Connection

[JoeDirt]

Yeah, I definitely stopped watching for that whole recap segment. They showed it twice on Smackdown and now again on Velocity. Enough is enough!

 

Recap of Tazz almost going to fight Heidenreich. Maybe that's Big John's next feud?

[RavishingRickRudo]

What a pointless opening sequence.

[The Czech Republic]

I'm waiting for Matt Morgan to return for the Haas-n-Hoss Connection.

And the Berserker for the Haas-Hoss-n-Huss Connection

And then Christian for the Haas-Hoss-Huss-Hoose COnnection!

 

You see, that's how he'd pronounce house, because he's Canadian, and it's funny, and...

[JoeDirt]

Demott is kind of funny.

 

Bashams are boring as always.

[RavishingRickRudo]

I roll like that!

 

YEAH!

 

Demott reads my work!

 

INTERNET!

[JoeDirt]

I'd buy a best of Velocity DVD.

[RavishingRickRudo]

Demott is AWESOME!

 

"When did the turning point come in"

 

"Midway through season 3"

 

"We roll like that"

[RavishingRickRudo]

They need to sign Cyrus for commentary with Josh. I think his smartass humour would work better. Fuck all the heat he has, that was years ago. The internet wants the Natch.

 

They are so stealing the Steiner Bros WCW angle here.

[razazteca]

Every night Josh Mathews takes another step closer to becoming Joshy Styles.

OMG! BASHEM BOMB! BASHEM BOMB!

[AnonymousBroccoli]

Slam Shady is the best wrestler name ever.

[razazteca]

Hardcore tv on TNN...........did'nt this get cancelled 4 years ago?

[RavishingRickRudo]

"OH MY GAAAWD!"

 

I miss Heyman doing voice overs.

[razazteca]

I miss Paul E. doing voice overs for the ECW Hotline.

[RavishingRickRudo]

This Bush impression is weird.

[RavishingRickRudo]

I mean, that Luther Reigns has such a great look.

[razazteca]

Is it me or does Big Show look like a 7 foot King Kong Bundy?

[RavishingRickRudo]

He looks like a 7 foot homer simpson.

[JoeDirt]

He looks like a 7 foot homer simpson.

Let's just call him the Big D'oh!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!~!~!~!

 

Oh...sorry.

[RavishingRickRudo]

Why isn't big show trying to break Angles hands?