Justice 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Okay, so some ignorant fuck decided to hurt someone I look on as a little sister. I want to get this piece of shit back, but I'm not as computer savvy enough to really get him back. I have his AIM Name, Email, college address (Home Address upcoming) and I can probably get his IP, though college IPs tend to be dynamic, so I'm not sure how well that'll work. Any ideas or plans on how to get this fucker back good? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 jam gum in his door locks, then, when he's trying to get in to his dorm or house or whatever, stab him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Eh, I'd prefer a long distance method because the guy happens to be at college, which is around 4 hours away. I just don't have the gas to go beat his ass, so I'm doing it this way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Hpw'd he hurt your friend? Emotionally, mentally, or physically? I'm asking because the cruelty of what you do should be determined by what he did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Hpw'd he hurt your friend? Emotionally, mentally, or physically? I'm asking because the cruelty of what you do should be determined by what he did. I won't go into details, but my friend had recovered from a suicide attempt early last May. She met this guy, and she was incredibly happy with him. Suddenly he just breaks it off, says he's been fucking someone behind her back the enter time, that he's had enough of her psychotic bitching, and that she's just another notch in his belt. She's pretty much devestated right now, and since she's going to another college, I'm fairly worried about her thinking about it again. He apparently has no remorse for this, and I want to show him the same sort of sentiment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fire and Knives Report post Posted November 23, 2004 This guy sounds like a perfect candidate for "beat the motherfucker with a pipe in the parking lot". It sounds extreme, but the kind of guy that will treat a girlfriend that way is generally the kind of guy that will be way too scared of you to call the cops if you beat the motherfucker with a pipe in the parking lot. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Hack into his accounts. Go into a chat room about fighting for civil rights or something along those lines. Say negative racist things to everyone in the chat and dare them to come get you (him, you get the idea). Give address and name, add more racist comments, laugh at them and say something like MLK deserved to get shot. Enjoy anarchy. Course, that is a very long process. I'm not good with short term pain. But this is all I could think of on the fly and would never condone such actions to be committed. Never at all. Nope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Hack into his accounts. Go into a chat room about fighting for civil rights or something along those lines. Say negative racist things to everyone in the chat and dare them to come get you (him, you get the idea). Give address and name, add more racist comments, laugh at them and say something like MLK deserved to get shot. Enjoy anarchy. Course, that is a very long process. I'm not good with short term pain. But this is all I could think of on the fly and would never condone such actions to be committed. Never at all. Nope. Um, do you know of anyone who knows how to hack? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Hack into his accounts. Go into a chat room about fighting for civil rights or something along those lines. Say negative racist things to everyone in the chat and dare them to come get you (him, you get the idea). Give address and name, add more racist comments, laugh at them and say something like MLK deserved to get shot. Enjoy anarchy. Course, that is a very long process. I'm not good with short term pain. But this is all I could think of on the fly and would never condone such actions to be committed. Never at all. Nope. Um, do you know of anyone who knows how to hack? Not at the moment. But they are easy to find I'd imagine. Keep in mind if you do this, I clearly state now I was only joking and do not condone such actions. They are meant as parody and nothing more. ...but I'd do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Hit him with a pipe and knock him out. Fill your bathtub with water, hang him over it so his hands are submerged. Make sure you tie up his wrists and ankles real nice. Wake him. Cut him under the eyes so the blood runs slightly over/around the eyes. Turn the faucet on slightly, let it drip. Leave him for three or four hours. Chinese Water Tortture at its best. And then after the time is up, turn off the water and drop a hair dryer or some appliance in the water and see how long he can keep himself above. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Just out of curiousity...did you want to hurt, maim or scare? Cause I think we've got hurt and maim covered now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shutterspeed Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Whether it's just me or not, that story sounds like it has a lot more to it, and not just because it's been cut down in size. If it's true and this guy is as evil as you're trying to convey, fuck all of this Internet bullshit. Drive up to his college and confront him. Gauge his reaction and actions and go from there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Whether it's just me or not, that story sounds like it has a lot more to it, and not just because it's been cut down in size. If it's true and this guy is as evil as you're trying to convey, fuck all of this Internet bullshit. Drive up to his college and confront him. Gauge his reaction and actions and go from there. Okay, lemme try to sum up the whole story: There's this girl, let's call her Kiddo. She's like a little sister to me, and ever since I've met her she's had some self-confidence problems. Enough to the point that she attempted suicide. She had to leave the college for the last few weeks of the semester and now she's going to another school. Kiddo has always been looking for someone to just love and love her, so she was pretty vunerable after the whole thing. Enter the Asshole. He pretty much sweet talks Kiddo for a little while and let's her believe that he really loves her and all that sort of stuff. Well, her emotional problems get worse. Most of us haven't met Mike, but she keeps getting this idea that he doesn't love her. It springs up about every week and a half or so. It generally boils down to him either saying "Jesus, get over your depression already" or his obsessive addiction to pot. And this isn't a normal addiction to pot, no no... apparently she asked him if he would drop pot for her and he almost blew up at her. Like, yelling match style. Every time she just wants to believe she's wrong and every time she basically begs him to come back, and he willingly does. Well, as of late, she's had worries that he's been cheating on her. So she confronts him about it, and lo-and-behold, he is. She's literally crushed. Apparently he's been doing this the entire time. So she just gets out of there as quickly as possible. Talks to him the next day online, and he says he's glad he doens't have to deal with her "psychotic bitching" and that she was just a "notch in the belt" to him and nothing more. Well, she is really in bad shape from that whole one. This is the one guy she really believed loved her; God knows I had to convince her multiple times that she wasn't causing all the problems in the relationship. I know Kiddo well. She isn't lying about this. This is the guy she absolutely adored while she was with him. He did shit to her that I will never forgive, and I want to get him back. And while I want to drive up there and confront him, it's a 6 hour drive from where I am. That's really not in the realm of possibility. 2Gold: I'd prefer the whole fucking around with his life thing. I don't need an assault charge right now. :\ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Sounds to me like your friend is gullible and should've known better. I would've probably gotten sick of her bitching, too. If she's already attempted suicide, she probably is psychotic and complains a great deal. If he had to say "Get over your depression already," and she kept feeling worthless and going back to him, it's her own doing. You should start a different thread called "How do I get over my hero complex? Since I'm really not going to do anything to this guy." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2004 By the way, you're also a dumbass for wanting to hack his computer, but especially for this reasoning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shutterspeed Report post Posted November 23, 2004 What would hacking his PC achieve? A temporary impairment to hurting girls' feelings online at the most? Kiddo Commendations on a subtle bias in an attempt to paint her as the sympathetic one. She's literally crushed. I'd pay to see this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Okay, so some ignorant fuck decided to hurt someone I look on as a little sister. I want to get this piece of shit back, but I'm not as computer savvy enough to really get him back. I have his AIM Name, Email, college address (Home Address upcoming) and I can probably get his IP, though college IPs tend to be dynamic, so I'm not sure how well that'll work. Any ideas or plans on how to get this fucker back good? Outside of mailing him stupid shit once you get his address, you really have nothing there. If it's a dynamic IP, there's nothing there. AIM and email names are perishable and replaceable. Outside of potentially being a man and confronting him rather than hacking into his stuff (which will accomplish nothing since it doesn't really give you anything), I'd say just let it go. And get away from the crazy girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shutterspeed Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Take the better advice and get physical. You might even get your little sister into bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest INXS Report post Posted November 23, 2004 If you have his home address, sign him up for those book and video game clubs, he'll have a bunch of stuff he didnt order deliverd and have to go to the trouble of mailing them back or paying for them. Hardly dramatic, but a step towards total revenge! On a related note my best revenge tactic was when I was moving out of a house that I shared with the most bossy, unreasonable couple ever- I pissed in the kettle before leaving..I imagine that was a tasty cup of tea! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Meanest thing I ever did to someone was probably grabbing someone's ear with a pair of pliers and throwing them out the door by said appendage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 He did shit to her that I will never forgive, and I want to get him back. He got anal? I'm pretty much with AoO on this one in regards to your friend "knowing better." If you want to support your friend, more power to you, but I wouldn't drive to this guy's dorm and beat him up over getting a piece off your friend... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shutterspeed Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Of course she'll seem so much more helpless when getting anal. I'm sure that just picturing it makes your blood boil, despite the fact that she was probably really getting into it and was pretty much on the rebound. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 The best thing you can do is being there for her, not entertaining thoughts of petty revenge which will accomplish nothing in the long run. Hacking, signing him up for stupid shit, that's what kids do. There's really no option outside of physical intimidation, which could come back to get you later, or dare I say, turning his pot use against him by anonymously dropping a dime, which is an extreme step reserved for use by only the most callous of assholes. Anyway, one other thing. Though it's somewhat unrefined, telling her to get over her problems is sound enough. Hate the guy for being a misogynist piece of shit who used your friend, not for any of that other stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DubWiser Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Okay, so some ignorant fuck decided to hurt someone I look on as a little sister. I want to get this piece of shit back, but I'm not as computer savvy enough to really get him back. I have his AIM Name, Email, college address (Home Address upcoming) and I can probably get his IP, though college IPs tend to be dynamic, so I'm not sure how well that'll work. Any ideas... (Ignoring the really dysfunctional circumstances that led you to hate this dude) Choosing to mess with someone over the internet when you could easily just go to where he lives and punch him in the eye gives me an idea (two actually) for you: 1) Get the fuck off the computer 2) Go outside Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 GUYS HE'S VERY HURT AND ANGRY AND YER NOT HELPING Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Seriously, though, I'd probably cheat on her, too. Whatta nutjob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Alright, alright... First off, I was a bit mad last night. Momentary rage fueled by a lack of sleep doesn't help much. I probably won't do anything, as much as I want to because, frankly, it won't do much to help if I'm not doing anything illegal, really. And I'm not really up for a 7 hour drive to get arrested for beating the shit out of some guy. Secondly, she's not actually as psycho as I might have made seem. I was sort of in the midsts of pulling an all-nighter last night, so I sort of missed some facts as I rushed these posts in my procrastination. She's not depressed all the time, she can just get severely depressed very quickly and has a habit of putting the blame on herself rather than others. He didn't make her cry every week and a half... anothe sort of late night thing. He did make her cry often enough, and for stupid enough reasons that she just felt dumb for thme. To address a few posts: 1) AoO: To be honest, she is a little guilible, but not as much as you'd think. He had most people fooled, just she was really in love with this guy. For the most part, she's over him now (I.E. After learning the real asshole behind the mask), but she's really, really depressed. She sees it as a failure on his part. Yeah, hacking is probably a dumb response, though. You are one jaded cynic, though. 2) Shutterspeed: Eh, it's actually my nickname for her :\ Otherwise, yeah. I'm probably just going to see her today and make sure she's doing better than she was. Thanks to the responses to this otherwise embarrassing thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 But did she give him anal?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Jaded cynic, or a guy like the one who got a piece from your loopy pal? You make the call. Don't be a hater. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 Jaded cynic, or a guy like the one who got a piece from your loopy pal? You make the call. Don't be a hater. Ah, fuck you. Eh, you were right on the whole "Hero Syndrome" thing, but now you should just go back to fucking and murdering whores like you always did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
