My bedroom at my new apartment.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Has a ridiculously large closet. You guys are welcome to visit and sleep in it, if you want.

[Nighthawk 0]

I slept in a closet for a long time.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The living room is big, too. I don't know what to make of such opulence.

[Nighthawk 0]

I'll come and visit you for real. I'll be back in Florida in January or February.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Where'd ya go? I wasn't aware you weren't in Florida anymore.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

In the meantime, look at these floorplans:

 

 

20' x 13' is unreal. I'm moving up in the world.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

Obligatory gay joke.

[Nighthawk 0]

Yeah, I never really mentioned it, but I moved temporarily to the San Francisco area over the summer. All the stories you've heard about the city are true and understated.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Whoa, cool. I'd suggest staying—why come back to Florida—but the cost of living in SF is insane, I hear.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Ironically, my mom is caught between moving back yet AGAIN to California and staying here for the next year or two. Largely undecided.

 

Florida's not getting any better in terms of cost of living. Homes here in Miami are getting just as expensive as it was back in Los Angeles.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

But yeah, IDRM's welcome to my closet.

[Guest Vitamin X]

On a sidenote, that's a nice apartment you have there, Inc. How much is the rent?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

$765 a month, which will be split three ways.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

Obligatory sex joke.

[DerangedHermit 0]

$765 a month, which will be split three ways.

Lahk uh trisexual.

[Nighthawk 0]

Whoa, cool. I'd suggest staying—why come back to Florida—but the cost of living in SF is insane, I hear.

To make a long story short, the whole situation is dictated by money. I like it out here though, I may consider settling when the time for that comes.

[Slayer 0]

Who you living with, Inc?

[Guest Brian]

Who you living with, Inc?

I'll take this one shutterspeed.

 

Obligatory Gay Joke.

[Guest Scud]

Obligatory Joke.

 

 

 

 

 

ZOMG GUYS, GET IT!!!!!!11111111 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I DONT ACTUALLY SAY A JOKE

 

NOW LETS ALL DO IT TEN MORE TIMES BECAUSE IT JUST GETS FUNNIER AND FUNNIER

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I live in a frat house.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

Obligatory Joke.

 

 

 

 

 

ZOMG GUYS, GET IT!!!!!!11111111 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I DONT ACTUALLY SAY A JOKE

 

NOW LETS ALL DO IT TEN MORE TIMES BECAUSE IT JUST GETS FUNNIER AND FUNNIER

lol

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hey, I was actually planning on driving down south to avoid the snow for a week this winter. I'll pick up Kotzenjunge on the way, then we'll meet you and IDRM there, have sex, and kill each other.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I just want to say that Scud is a really unlikable guy.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Hey, I was actually planning on driving down south to avoid the snow for a week this winter. I'll pick up Kotzenjunge on the way, then we'll meet you and IDRM there, have sex, and kill each other.

Plenty of space in the living room.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Are the roommates skittish?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The guy is; the girl might be, but sometimes she has an open mind, if you know what I mean.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I probably do. Pictures.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Also, tell them that some big balding drugged out metalhead from indiana who works in a warehouse that you talk to on an internet wrestling messageboard is going to come down to visit with a rave-crazy dancing fool named Patrick Spoon who also posts on that messageboard, TheSmartMarks.com, and convince them it's not a gay thing.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I don't see any other way around that, honestly.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You could just tell them it's a gay thing, I'm sure they're open-minded.