Adam Posted December 1, 2004 Report Posted December 1, 2004 Well, here we are, Drek Stone, your OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. Leave all empty pizza boxes in here, as well as comments. Great job NYU, you deserve the accolade.
Guest Phenom Posted December 1, 2004 Report Posted December 1, 2004 Congrats to Drek. I knew he'd win it. *Backwashs into Hoff's Fresca*
NYU Posted December 1, 2004 Report Posted December 1, 2004 Thanks Adam! To properly celebrate this occasion, I think everyone should list their absolute FAVORITE Drek Stone moments. Afterwards, you all can point out the finer attributes of myself. NYU: The Man Behind The Wrestler. Now, now, I don't want to see anyone feeling shy. I would enjoy discovering how I've inspired and enriched everyone's lives here. With these guidelines, this thread will surely more productive than the other OAO Threads filled with silly belt-shots and chair-shots.
Adam Posted December 1, 2004 Author Report Posted December 1, 2004 *floors NYU with a steel chair* now THATS my favourite Drek Stone moment, mo'fucka.
NYU Posted December 1, 2004 Report Posted December 1, 2004 NOOOOOOO!!!! My thread has been ruined!!!! I can feel my ego deflating!
Dr. Zoidberg Posted December 1, 2004 Report Posted December 1, 2004 *smokes cigarettes on the sofa* Do you get Hustler TV? Cuz there's this one chick...WOW!
NYU Posted December 1, 2004 Report Posted December 1, 2004 You're getting ashes all over the floor! *Pulls cigarette out of your mouth and stomps it out* Please, man. I just vacuumed the rug. Christ......
Adam Posted December 1, 2004 Author Report Posted December 1, 2004 Quit your whinging, you've got the belt now, don't you? *jealousy*
NYU Posted December 1, 2004 Report Posted December 1, 2004 *confused over what exactly "whinging" is* I would like my thread to have actual words, please. Grammar, people! It's all I ask!
Adam Posted December 1, 2004 Author Report Posted December 1, 2004 Oh, that's right, you're an American. You don't understand simple words.
NYU Posted December 1, 2004 Report Posted December 1, 2004 I always assumed the word was "whining." Then again, my Brooklyn accent always interferes with word pronunciation, so maybe I've just been misled. Adam, we're pretty much only 57 pages away from shattering "The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread" record. Keep reaching for that gold.
alfdogg Posted December 1, 2004 Report Posted December 1, 2004 Man, Hoff's reign fell flatter than the T-wolves against the Pacers. Of course, it's easy for me to criticize title reigns.
Adam Posted December 2, 2004 Author Report Posted December 2, 2004 Ooooooooh, you know you suck when Alf criticises you.
NYU Posted December 2, 2004 Report Posted December 2, 2004 When Hoff steps into this thread, I plan to give him the biggest belt-shot ever. I'm talking, like, size-96 font.
Adam Posted December 2, 2004 Author Report Posted December 2, 2004 Why don't you use YOUR nice big shiny belt, god-push man.
NYU Posted December 2, 2004 Report Posted December 2, 2004 I sense some hostility here. Don't make me hit you with a microphone or something.
Adam Posted December 2, 2004 Author Report Posted December 2, 2004 ...or maybe you could hit me with your WORLD TITLE THAT YOU GOT FROM A GOD PUSH. *faints from envy*
Hoff Posted December 2, 2004 Report Posted December 2, 2004 All right, let's face some facts here. Hoff was the hottest act going in '04, and the momentum is gonna pick right up in the new year. Drek's great and all, but he's gonna look like another tired chump. You bring that beltshot, O Prince.
Guest Phenom Posted December 2, 2004 Report Posted December 2, 2004 You want your Fresca, Hoff? Last one before you die.
NYU Posted December 2, 2004 Report Posted December 2, 2004 All right, let's face some facts here. Hoff was the hottest act going in '04, and the momentum is gonna pick right up in the new year. Drek's great and all, but he's gonna look like another tired chump. You bring that beltshot, O Prince. That's mean. I don't even have the strength to beltshot you anymore....
Guest The Mad Cappa Posted December 2, 2004 Report Posted December 2, 2004 Runs in and... CONGRALUATES Drek on winning the World title! OMG!
Guest Phenom Posted December 2, 2004 Report Posted December 2, 2004 You beltshoted Hoff's head off! ZOMG!
Hoff Posted December 2, 2004 Report Posted December 2, 2004 *picks up head* *HEADSHOT TO DREK OMG* That's right, with my own damn head. Hoff is teh hardcore.
Hoff Posted December 2, 2004 Report Posted December 2, 2004 Well sure, not a problem. *fastens head back on*
MrRant Posted December 2, 2004 Report Posted December 2, 2004 Well sure, not a problem. *fastens head back on* * 's Hoff*
Adam Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Posted December 7, 2004 *wanders in, takes everyone out with a cricket bat*
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