Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 *Marks out* Ashlee Simpson will be going out on tour starting in February of 2005 with her preparations for the tour being chronicled on the second season of MTV's "The Ashlee Simpson Show" which will start airing at the start of 2005. The following dates have already been confirmed: 2/2 - Houston, TX @ Verizon Wireless Theater 2/4 - Austin, TX @ Austin Music Hall 2/5 - Grand Prairie, TX @ Nokia Theatre 2/7 - Phoenix, AZ @ Dodge Theatre 2/9 - Salt Lake City, UT @ E Center 2/15 - San Diego, CA @ Cox Arena 2/18 - Universal City, CA @ Universal Amphitheatre 2/19 - Las Vegas, NV @ Aladdin Theatre 2/20 - Sacramento, CA @ Sacramento Memorial Auditorium 2/22 - San Jose, CA @ San Jose Center for the Performing Arts 2/24 - Seattle, WA @ Paramount Theatre 2/25 - Portland, OR @ Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall 2/26 - Vancouver, BC @ Queen Elizabeth Theatre 3/1 - Denver, CO @ Paramount Theatre 3/7 - Kansas City, KS @ Memorial Hall 3/9 - Cincinnati, OH @ Taft Hall 3/10 - Louisville, KY @ Louisville Palace Theatre 3/12 - Columbus, OH @ Palace Theatre 3/13 - Toronto, ON @ Hummingbird Centre for the Performing Arts 3/16 - New York, NY @ Hammerstein Ballroom 3/18 - Boston, MA @ Orpheum Theatre 3/19 - Darby, PA @ Tower Theatre 3/21 - Toms River, NJ @ Ritacco Center 3/22 - Cleveland, OH @ Playhouse Square Center 3/24 - Detroit, MI @ Fox Theatre 3/25 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Benedum Center 3/26 - Norfolk, VA @ Murat Theatre Credit: MTV.com Step 1- Secure ticket. Step 2- Meet Ashlee. Step 3- Become guitarist for her band. Step 4- Seduce her. Step 5- Get her drunk and convince her to marry me. Step 6- Hot rough sex in a kiddie pool filled with hot fudge and $100 bills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shutterspeed Report post Posted December 2, 2004 What a misleading title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 Ashlee Simpson's name is in the title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted December 2, 2004 3/9 I will be sure to be out of town. I hate to imagine anyone near me listens to Ashlee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2004 I wonder why her name is spelled wrong... perhaps her true parentage was discovered on the Maury Povich Show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Dammit, the closest she gets is Norfolk. Not even any Florida dates? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Thank God. We don't want her here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Kotz just wants a reason to crash at my place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Thank God. We don't want her here. More date are soon to be added. You know you Miamians didn't get enough at the MTV awards! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 2/7 - Phoenix, AZ @ Dodge Theatre YES!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 2/18 - Universal City, CA @ Universal Amphitheatre That's the closest one for me. An hour drive will be well worth it. I've been wondering why it's taken so long- 5 months- since the album's release to do a tour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 You guys are such fags. Hey, you want me to fuck you up the ass? Cause I'll do it, you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandofFate 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2004 You guys are such fags. Hey, you want me to fuck you up the ass? Cause I'll do it, you know. EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!! But wouldn't you having sex with them in the ass make you homosexual? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2004 Haha- Ashlee can only play in the Hummingbird Centre. What a loser. I hate Ashlee so much. Of course I got a ticket to see Hilary on January 14th and am trying to get tix to see her on the 20th so what do I now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted December 10, 2004 Cut off your manhood. You clearly aren't using it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2004 If she doesn't come to Baltimore or Philly I will just DIE! Too bad that member of Milli Vanilli is dead cause that would have been a kick ass tour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2004 You guys are such fags. Hey, you want me to fuck you up the ass? Cause I'll do it, you know. EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!! But wouldn't you having sex with them in the ass make you homosexual? Absolutely not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2004 If she doesn't come to Baltimore or Philly I will just DIE! Too bad that member of Milli Vanilli is dead cause that would have been a kick ass tour. I wonder if she will lip synch. I know Hilary lip synched on her first club tour but now she sings live Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2004 It has been abundantly clear in every one of Ashlee's live performances except for SNL that she has been singing live, as her vocals have not sounded like the record. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2004 It has been abundantly clear in every one of Ashlee's live performances except for SNL that she has been singing live, as her vocals have not sounded like the record. If you call what she has been doing singing then alright. I've heard drunk people at Kararoke night sound better than this girl. Sounds like she is shoving a cat into a food processor. If Ashlee is dumb enough to try it AGAIN then she makes Milli seem like U2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
