EVIL~! alkeiper Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/sports/bb/2927860 Ok gang. I know you all have good joke stored up. Let's hear them. ANd maybe next time, Jose Lima will learn to heed Jimmy Dugan's advice.
razazteca Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 He can make the money back by doing commercials for prescriptian drugs.
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted December 3, 2004 Author Report Posted December 3, 2004 Platoon combinations I want to see.... Jose Lima and Rafael Palmeiro
phoenixrising Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Valtrex is always looking for a new spokesperson...
Guest Anglesault Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Isn't Lima married to a women with huge breasts?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Isn't Lima married to a women with huge breasts? ...and now herpes.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 First time I listened to Rome's radio show in months and this story comes out. Guess what the e-mails were talking about?...
The Czech Republic Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Are you having Lima Time at the wrong time? Hi, I'm Jose Lima, star pitcher for the LA Dodgers. Living with genital herpes can really get you caught in a rundown. Trust me, I know. But with new Herpenex, you can prevent outbreaks from happening...before they start. Just five pills a day, and one intravenous session a month, and you probably won't have to worry about developing herpes symptoms where the sun don't shine. Now there's no known cure for genital herpes, and you still should not knowingly transmit the disease. But with Herpenex, you have your best chance to strike out herpes! Because as my opponents know, sooner or later it's gonna be Lima Time out there, but nobody says I have to have every spot in the rotation. Herpenex. It's the cure. Warning: Herpenex may cause dry mouth, fatigue, dizziness, vomiting, impotence, effeminate behavior at shopping malls, poor NLDS performance, heart attack, and/or death. Do not use Herpenex if you are nursing or pregnant, or if you already have other STDs, which Herpenex will just make worse.
smh810 Posted December 4, 2004 Report Posted December 4, 2004 Czech thanks for giving me the best laugh of the day, that was tremendous!
MarvinisaLunatic Posted December 5, 2004 Report Posted December 5, 2004 Platoon combinations I want to see.... Jose Lima and Rafael Palmeiro Whats sad is the Os could use Lima in their rotation...
Vern Gagne Posted December 5, 2004 Report Posted December 5, 2004 I wouldn't trust Lima the pitcher in the AL and in Camden Yards. As for Lima the man. I think my siser told me Lima was flirting with her at a Twins game.
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