Nighthawk Posted December 5, 2004 Report Posted December 5, 2004 This is similar to my music thread except I will say whatever I want. I realized that that time I got bored and left is because I didn't have any threads like these. I would start one in the movies folder except I'm grown weary of movies recently and only watched a couple over the past few months. Even though it's in my name, I don't care if other people say things. One curious thing that happened to me is when I was working in downtown SF, in a medical building. It's my lunch break so I stroll down the street to a 50s diner. Lori's Diner on Sutter, if anyone knows the area. So I walk in and it's a real 50's diner. They've got the posters of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean on the wall, Big Bopper is playing, they wear those hats, the whole works. I sit down and the waitress is a shemale. She looked like Quentin Tarantino in a car hop outfit, and even had that Arsenio Hall shemale voice. Her name tag says 'Promise'. Shemales who name themselves are the only ones who have names like that, as we all know. Anyway I found this such a curious dichotomy that I struck up a conversation. I was sitting at the counter so we could chat at length. It turns out being a waitress in a 50s diner was one of those glamour girl fantasies shemales tend to have. What a fascinating city where such dreams come true. She was leaving that very evening to So Cal to be an actress (ha ha), otherwise I wold suggest everyone dine at the (delicious and reasonably priced, by the way) Lori's Diner and meet Promise the shemale.
godthedog Posted December 5, 2004 Report Posted December 5, 2004 there's a transvestite who currently works at the denny's in augusta, GA. that's a brave soul right there.
Lord of The Curry Posted December 5, 2004 Report Posted December 5, 2004 There's a 17 year old shemale who works at a Dairy Queen around here.
Guest Cerebus Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 The real brave souls are the ones who actually eat at Dennys.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 A bedroom waterfall was better as an idea than a reality.
Nighthawk Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Posted December 6, 2004 Being a 17 year old shemale is a huge, but erotic, mistake.
Nighthawk Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Posted December 6, 2004 Another thing that happened on that same job was that the building was across from a hotel (this was the 10th floor or so), and there was a woman who would change clothes with the window open. Everyone would watch. At first we thought it was inadvertant, but she slowly started becoming more and more lewd until she would dance in front of the window and eventually engaged in doggy style facing out the window. One person was fired for spending too much time looking out the window and not working.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 I believe I mentioned this recently on here somewhere else, but should I feel bad about myself if I'm the last man a woman has before she decides she wants to be a man? I'm of the mind that I can't possibly feel bad about it since it's such an absurd thing to try to pin on ones self.
Lord of The Curry Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 A bedroom waterfall was better as an idea than a reality. Were you watching the same episode of Cribs feat. Ludacris that I was? Probably not, but he has a bedroom waterfall too.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 Remember when Banky was all like "dude Sublime is the best band ever my original screenname was a tribute to them" and now he's all "I'm a fucking hipster doosh who has superior taste in everything."
Nighthawk Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Posted December 6, 2004 I believe I mentioned this recently on here somewhere else, but should I feel bad about myself if I'm the last man a woman has before she decides she wants to be a man? Your logic was flawed. That should make you feel good about yourself.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 That's a negative, I just had some extra supplies left after enlarging my koi pond, and was bored around 2 am.
Nighthawk Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Posted December 6, 2004 Yes, I did notice Banky trying to reinvent himself. It would have worked if there weren't cool people like you and me around, Incandenza. Also, JSYK has attempted to emulate my posting style. Which is impossible.
The Czech Republic Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 Remember when Banky was all like "dude Sublime is the best band ever my original screenname was a tribute to them" and now he's all "I'm a fucking hipster doosh who has superior taste in everything." Next January: Banky Edwards, country enthusiast
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 Banky began liking country when he learned some of it was hipster-approved. Oh, and notice he never talks about Sublime anymore.
Nighthawk Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Posted December 6, 2004 I think Banky believes being a hipster is thus: you go into the record store, close your eyes and spin around. You reach out both hands and grab an album, love the one in your right hand and hate the one in your left.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 To his credit, he's not as bad as y2jailbait. That kid just relies on Pitchfork and peruses the similar artists section of allmusic for all his info.
Nighthawk Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Posted December 6, 2004 Hey IDRM, what am I. My girlfriend.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 Your logic was flawed. That should make you feel good about yourself. I'm not sure I understand, father.
Lord of The Curry Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 That's a negative, I just had some extra supplies left after enlarging my koi pond, and was bored around 2 am. I was going to get some adult koi fish for my pond but then I heard they cost something like $500 per fish. Fuck fish.
Nighthawk Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Posted December 6, 2004 Your logic was flawed. That should make you feel good about yourself. I'm not sure I understand, father. That means that you are such a good man that being with you is not enough. She wants to be you.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 My big guy is 18" after starting out at 3 inches 3 years ago, just grows to their environment. I'll probably get an inch growth minimum on the other fish over this winter with how sparce each tank is right now. The small ones shouldn't ever break $20, depending on rarity.
Nighthawk Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Posted December 6, 2004 Hm. Apparently Costco sells caskets now. That's interesting.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 I liked Gram Parsons before I even heard of Pitchfork!!
Guest HungryJack Posted December 6, 2004 Report Posted December 6, 2004 Hm. Apparently Costco sells caskets now. That's interesting. Do you get a bulk discount? Do they sell them in lots of like, 50?
Nighthawk Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Posted December 6, 2004 You know, there's a musical combo called Project Pitchfork.
Nighthawk Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Posted December 6, 2004 Hm. Apparently Costco sells caskets now. That's interesting. Do you get a bulk discount? Do they sell them in lots of like, 50? OH YEAH!
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