HEAT!

[JoeDirt]

Maybe at this point JR makes a better color commentator?

[Tawren]

Someone had a Viscera sign. My god.

 

And Venis actually made that near-decent. As Tazz would say, big ups to him.

[Vyce]

Holy CRAP, JR with an actual good call!!!

 

MARK YOUR CALENDAR!!!

 

HOLY SHIT!

 

I am reeling from it.

Damn shame that he has to blow his one good performance of the year on a rather meaningless episode of Heat.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Venis did the best job possible of molding diarrhea into a gold sculpture.

[RavishingRickRudo]

I still can't get over JR saying that. Jesus good god damn.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Sorry to be off topic, but Chris Sabin's "Match Screen" pose makes him look like a drugged out miniature Triple H.

[Guest LooneyTune]

The WWE Rewind: Eugene eliminating Maven, and Maven being pissed off.

[Guest Fook_Theta]

Maven has X-Pac heat! Or maybe not.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Is the Gene Snitsky death match next, or was that not part of the Heat taping?

[Vyce]

Goddamn is HHH sporting a total Boromir look.

[Guest LooneyTune]

It's Snitsky Time! From Nesquick Honey, PA?

[Guest LooneyTune]

Grow some blonde curly hair and get rid of the beard, and you've got the new Millennium Sid.

[Guest Fook_Theta]

Does Snitsky have AIDS or something? What is up with that eye of his. Could it be the evil in him attempting to get out?

[Lord of The Curry]

They could reveal that Snitsky got AIDS by nailing a pregnant chick who had the diesease herself but never knew about, thus giving lush and full backstory to his whole dealy with Lita and Kane.

 

Snitsky as the new Telly from 'Kids' = Ratings.

[Exslade ZX]

It doesn't match.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Take out Tyson Tomko, this could be a decent match, depending on how many Christian rest-holds we get.

[JoeDirt]

Main event time!!!!! IT DOESN'T GET ANY BIGGER THAN THIS!

 

[RavishingRickRudo]

That clap/shoulderblock spot is awesome. Good work by Rhyno.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Married With Children refference by JIM ROSS. I love Heat!

[RavishingRickRudo]

AL BUNDY SPOT!

 

JR!

 

Josh and Bill, YOUR REIGN ON TOP IS IN QUESTION!!

[RavishingRickRudo]

STING? MUTA? JR!!

[Guest LooneyTune]

Jim Ross with a GREAT MUTA refference now. Jesus Christ, did he get a raise since the first match?

[Guest Fook_Theta]

Shades of the Great Muta? JOHNNY TO THE RESCUE!

[Guest LooneyTune]

Pretty cool sequence to finish the match, but nothing much stood out otherwise except Jim Ross brining the PBP Work-Rate.

[Guest Rrrsh]

I wouldn't mind JR on Color and King getting fired for RAW.

[razazteca]

So who was feeding JR the lines?

[RavishingRickRudo]

JR just didn't care tonight. He wasn't worried about getting people to buy a PPV or hyping up angles, so he just focused on the wrestlers and the in ring action. No feeding, just no pressure.

[landy1987]

I can’t believe you guys got JR on the U.S version! On the UK version they had Coach and Marc Loyd!! Where is Grisham anyway? Is he ill or been fired? (hopefully both are true)

[Guest LooneyTune]

I think Josh Matthews took his place on Experience too, but I may be wrong. (I think he mentioned it during Velocity commentary, but I can't remember 100% accurately)

 

If Grisham was fired, thank GOD. The guy was worse than Todd Pettingill. At least Pettingill attempted to sound like he knew what he was talking about, instead of Grisham making an ass out of himself every 2.8 seconds.