1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2004 I have $13 to spend on booze to bring to a party. Which one should it be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2004 Where's the "Orange Juice" entry?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2004 I would assume that would already be in the refridgerator if I felt so inclined. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2004 Well save your money and do your body some good... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2004 No way. If I didn't drink I might realize how much I actually hate my friends. If I didn't drink, I might second guess the dirty tramp I will probably end up with. Drinking is a neccesity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2004 Gas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted December 11, 2004 Where's the "La Parka" entry?... Fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted December 11, 2004 Bleach, and also gas. IDRM is right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2004 That whiskey better be Jack Daniels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2004 Drano. For posting this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest StylesMark Report post Posted December 12, 2004 Jizz. Drink jizz you fucking cum guzzler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest news_gimmick Report post Posted December 12, 2004 Whiksey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2004 You're all worthless whores. Anyway, I ended up drinking the vodka, and was granted such alcohol based wisdom that I convinced a room of 12 people that there was no God. Hooray for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted December 12, 2004 Did you also convince them that water is wet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2004 The only wetness I dealt with that night was your mother's. +1 for a mother joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted December 12, 2004 Should've downed some good ol' kerosene. And swallowed a lit match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 I convinced a wrestling message board that there was a god while under the influence of bacon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2004 So if I combine booze and bacon I will be an all knowing seer of some kind? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted December 14, 2004 Or dead....hopefully. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2004 Unfortunately I have never heard of such an overdose. Well, maybe Chris Farley. Or Mama Cass Elliott. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2004 jaxl really should just be banned for this horrible gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 But, my gimmick is me. And some people find me quite entertaining. I am refreshing compared to the usual "I am too cool for a messageboard" gimmick that a lot of people use. Not naming any names Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 I hope you're referring to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 I won't tell. The point is, the difference between me and someone who thinks they are too cool for the messageboard is.............I really am too cool for the messageboard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 Well, if someone says it, it must be true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 I won't tell. The point is, the difference between me and someone who thinks they are too cool for the messageboard is.............I really am too cool for the messageboard. Prove this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted December 16, 2004 I think they're just hating because they wanted beer. Anyone who brings vodka is cool with me........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted December 16, 2004 Both vodka and beer are fucking terrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted December 16, 2004 Lies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
