1234-5678 Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 I have $13 to spend on booze to bring to a party. Which one should it be?
kkktookmybabyaway Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 Where's the "Orange Juice" entry?...
1234-5678 Posted December 11, 2004 Author Report Posted December 11, 2004 I would assume that would already be in the refridgerator if I felt so inclined.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 Well save your money and do your body some good...
1234-5678 Posted December 11, 2004 Author Report Posted December 11, 2004 No way. If I didn't drink I might realize how much I actually hate my friends. If I didn't drink, I might second guess the dirty tramp I will probably end up with. Drinking is a neccesity.
Guest Phenom Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 Where's the "La Parka" entry?... Fixed.
Guest T®ITEC Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 Bleach, and also gas. IDRM is right.
Red Baron Posted December 11, 2004 Report Posted December 11, 2004 That whiskey better be Jack Daniels.
Guest StylesMark Posted December 12, 2004 Report Posted December 12, 2004 Jizz. Drink jizz you fucking cum guzzler.
1234-5678 Posted December 12, 2004 Author Report Posted December 12, 2004 You're all worthless whores. Anyway, I ended up drinking the vodka, and was granted such alcohol based wisdom that I convinced a room of 12 people that there was no God. Hooray for me.
Guest T®ITEC Posted December 12, 2004 Report Posted December 12, 2004 Did you also convince them that water is wet?
1234-5678 Posted December 12, 2004 Author Report Posted December 12, 2004 The only wetness I dealt with that night was your mother's. +1 for a mother joke.
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Posted December 12, 2004 Report Posted December 12, 2004 Should've downed some good ol' kerosene. And swallowed a lit match.
Nighthawk Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 I convinced a wrestling message board that there was a god while under the influence of bacon.
1234-5678 Posted December 14, 2004 Author Report Posted December 14, 2004 So if I combine booze and bacon I will be an all knowing seer of some kind?
1234-5678 Posted December 14, 2004 Author Report Posted December 14, 2004 Unfortunately I have never heard of such an overdose. Well, maybe Chris Farley. Or Mama Cass Elliott.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 14, 2004 Report Posted December 14, 2004 jaxl really should just be banned for this horrible gimmick.
1234-5678 Posted December 16, 2004 Author Report Posted December 16, 2004 But, my gimmick is me. And some people find me quite entertaining. I am refreshing compared to the usual "I am too cool for a messageboard" gimmick that a lot of people use. Not naming any names
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 16, 2004 Report Posted December 16, 2004 I hope you're referring to me.
1234-5678 Posted December 16, 2004 Author Report Posted December 16, 2004 I won't tell. The point is, the difference between me and someone who thinks they are too cool for the messageboard is.............I really am too cool for the messageboard.
Art Sandusky Posted December 16, 2004 Report Posted December 16, 2004 Well, if someone says it, it must be true.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 16, 2004 Report Posted December 16, 2004 I won't tell. The point is, the difference between me and someone who thinks they are too cool for the messageboard is.............I really am too cool for the messageboard. Prove this.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted December 16, 2004 Report Posted December 16, 2004 I think they're just hating because they wanted beer. Anyone who brings vodka is cool with me........
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 16, 2004 Report Posted December 16, 2004 Both vodka and beer are fucking terrible.
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