Wrestling is cool.

[Nighthawk 0]

Yes, I think the time has come to shatter the illusion created by the antiwrestling element. Wrestling is a fringe form of entertainment, which, when taken in conjunction with a well calculated personal image, and maintained with a healthy air of superiority, adds a subtle and beneficial texture to the faux-chic persona of anyone born before 1985.

To obsess? No. But to attack? Heavens no. Sure, you might look back at a time when you pondered King Brock's status one year from the date, or discussed at length Taue's chokeslam, and say "What was I?", but you are best to answer the question, rather than lash out at it. Otherwise you're just saying that Ninja Turtles are stupid because the kid that had more toys than you beat you up in second grade.

 

Also, I am NOT gay!

 

Anymore.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Yeah. I used to wear Kurt Angle's "I'll Make You Tap Out" shirt to school.

 

 

EDIT: But I had so much fun!

[Nighthawk 0]

I wear wrestling shirts to this day, but only ones that are so outlandishly ridiculous and obviously about wrestling that they're sure to attract attention. I disagree with those subtle wrestling shirts. The best one is the Tazz shirt that proclaims "MASTER OF THE SUPLEX" and is bright fucking orange.

 

ORANGE, bitches.

[Guest The Gecko]

I wear wrestling shirts to this day, but only ones that are so outlandishly ridiculous and obviously about wrestling that they're sure to attract attention.

Exactly, I wear my nWo wolfpac shirt and my bright yellow Edge/Christian So reeking of awesomeness shirt. Everyone always tells me, "nWo Wolfpac! That's so awesome! I used to love the Wolfpac!"

[MrRant 0]

Don't you mean "ORANGE, bitches" ?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I always stayed true.

[Nighthawk 0]

Don't you mean "ORANGE, bitches" ?

Yes, I do.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I have the orange "The Mood Is About To Change" shirt and still wear it, but it's more because the logo on the front is really cool.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I have the orange "The Mood Is About To Change" shirt and still wear it, but it's more because the logo on the front is really cool.

I really can't picture you wearing "tough" shirts. I'm not even sure it'd work on a self-deprecating level, at least not in the way you intend. Stick to button-down.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I rarely, if ever, wear any other wrestling shirt that's meant to look imposing. I own some from 2000-2001, but they've been gathering dust for a while.

 

EDIT: I wear the "Cerebral Assassin" shirt when I take exams.

[Nighthawk 0]

Cut the logos out and sew them onto other shirts.

[Guest Loss]

I have never worn a piece of wrestling merchandise in my life. I had a Kevin Nash watch once that I won in the promo bin when I worked at Hastings in high school though. It was cool, because it talked, and said the following phrase at the top of every hour:

 

"You look tired. Have a chair. ACROSS YOUR FACE~! Wolfpak in da hooooouse!"

[Nighthawk 0]

I'd pay large sums of money for that.

[Nevermortal 0]

I don't buy wrestling merchandise aside from DVDs.

 

My lone piece of apparel is an extremely white trash Stone Cold Steve Austin bandana from 1997.

[Guest Loss]

I've noticed over time that women in Kevin Nash and Diamond Dallas Page shirts are typically the lowest form of human life in existence.

[Nighthawk 0]

So as not to undercut the point of this thread, it's cooler to wear a wrestling shirt than to actually watch wrestling. Watching wrestling is cooler than hating wrestling.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I'm going to post in the WWE folder again. I've come to realize that the reason I left was because I spent 2002 as one of those stupid smark types that ruins conversation with rhetoric, and I had to make up for it somehow.

[Nighthawk 0]

You know what I heard about? A series of wrestling tapes that was just an endless parade of people screwing up, making fools of themselves and getting hurt. It was called the internet collection. Somebody tell me where I can get that.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I bought an Austin shirt that was on sale seven years ago and never wore it. I gave it to Goodwill because I'm a swell guy...

[Black Lushus 0]

I've noticed over time that women in Kevin Nash and Diamond Dallas Page shirts are typically the lowest form of human life in existence.

it's been my experience that a woman in ANY wrestling shirt is not one to bed with...

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I can't say I see the point of this thread. We're on a wrestling message board, so of course wrestling is "cool."

 

I suppose the thread was started, however, as a slight dig at the attitudes of myself and Agent, but really, we're in the minority here. Besides, our badmouthing something we never denied once watching or discussing on these very fora is simple bombast. Schtick, ya know. I don't care that you dudes still enjoy wrestling; I wouldn't be posting here if I did.

[Nighthawk 0]

Ha ha.

 

Agent is deathly serious, though, I can tell.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I wear a tight Latino World Order shirt whenever I go on elongated coke binges. That, or a sweater vest....with nothing underneath it.

[Nighthawk 0]

That reminds me of this bitchin sweatshirt I got at walmart. It says "MEXICO" which is funny because I'm not Mexican.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

That reminds me of this bitchin sweatshirt I got at walmart. It says "MEXICO" which is funny because I'm not Mexican.

I've seen those at Wal-Mart. I guess now they are trying to put Mexico out of business too.

[Slayer 0]

That reminds me of this bitchin sweatshirt I got at walmart. It says "MEXICO" which is funny because I'm not Mexican.

I've seen those at Wal-Mart. I guess now they are trying to put Mexico out of business too.

Serves them right for taking all our jobs

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I've noticed over time that women in Kevin Nash and Diamond Dallas Page shirts are typically the lowest form of human life in existence.

they put out real easy though

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I've noticed over time that women in Kevin Nash and Diamond Dallas Page shirts are typically the lowest form of human life in existence.

they put out real easy though

If the smell of fried pork and budweiser doesn't get on your nerves.....

[Guest Failed Mascot]

The one I fucked didn't smell of beer or pork. She was my cousin's friend and was one of the ones that bought into Nash being Big and Sexy. She had that shirt where he's standing there and his name is signed in cursive opposite him. Her tits weren't very big but she was extremely tight and it was enjoyable.

 

My cousin yelled at me a few months later because I never called her friend back. Last I heard of my cousin though is she sold nude pictures of herself online for $500 so she could get a used car.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Ha ha.

 

Agent is deathly serious, though, I can tell.

I shouldn't presume to speak for him.

 

But hey, if you needed to start this thread to feel better about your wrestling-related viewing habits and clothing—of which you should not be ashamed!—rock on.