Tell me your opinion on a pressing matter.

[Nevermortal 0]

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What would The Creature do about the crisis in Sudan?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

What is that beautiful thing, and where did they get those wonderful red pants?

[Nighthawk 0]

Did I ever tell you about the time I thought heroin was coke and I snorted it and fell down the stairs but Jesus caught me?

[Nevermortal 0]

What is that beautiful thing, and where did they get those wonderful red pants?

From reputable sources:

 

It's a giant sand flea.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Wait, I know what I was thinking of. It's one of those sand dealies from Wrath Of Khan that they rip those larvae out the back of to put in the guys' ears to control their minds.

[... 0]

I thought The Fish did that.

[Guest Nanks]

I want to know the backstory behind how The Creature came to be in what appears to be an office.

[BX 0]

YOU ALMOST SAID ORIFICE LOLROFLREOFLORLFORLFORLRFLATE2004

[1234-5678 0]

Did I ever tell you about the time I thought heroin was coke and I snorted it and fell down the stairs but Jesus caught me?

Serves you right. Cocaine should only be used for two purposes: all night cramming for an exam and to get into a broad's pants.

 

Tell Jesus I said what's up, btw.