Guest INXS Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 The reason I am starting this thread is because last Friday at work I received my "Secret Santa" gift (if anyone is unaware of the Secret Santa concept, all work colleagues pull a name out of a hat and have to buy that person a gift, obviously no one knows who has bought for who, hence the "secret"). Anyhow, I work for the Army as a Civil Servant here in England so as you can imagine it's not a very relaxed or laid back place of work. So, the Commanding Officer of the Battalion is handing out the gifts (he's a Lt Col) and as each person has their gift they open it so everyone can see what they got. So my name is called out, I shake the Colonel's hand, say merry Christmas and eagerly tear open my gift: I received a tub of KY Jelly, a pair of rubber gloves and five flavored condoms.
DerangedHermit Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 The reason I am starting this thread is because last Friday at work I received my "Secret Santa" gift (if anyone is unaware of the Secret Santa concept, all work colleagues pull a name out of a hat and have to buy that person a gift, obviously no one knows who has bought for who, hence the "secret"). Anyhow, I work for the Army as a Civil Servant here in England so as you can imagine it's not a very relaxed or laid back place of work. So, the Commanding Officer of the Battalion is handing out the gifts (he's a Lt Col) and as each person has their gift they open it so everyone can see what they got. So my name is called out, I shake the Colonel's hand, say merry Christmas and eagerly tear open my gift: I received a tub of KY Jelly, a pair of rubber gloves and five flavored condoms. I guess they don't believe in "don't ask, don't tell" in England.
Guest INXS Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 Is that the same as Secret Santa then?
Guest Fook Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 My friend once received anal beads as a secret santa gift. I don't know if he ever used them.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 I got this goofy broad I work with an Aerosmith DVD, because she's a dimwit, and Stephen Tyler has aged proportionately with her, and he makes her wet.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 I received a couple Three Stooges videos and some cigarettes.
Guest Vitamin X Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 Isn't it somewhat pointless receiving cigarettes as a gift in a cigarette factory?
Ravenbomb Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 I got a remote controled frisbee helecopter thing. Finally, I can annoy all kinds of old people without leaving the porch
Guest Failed Mascot Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 Isn't it somewhat pointless receiving cigarettes as a gift in a cigarette factory? Agent really embezzled them. He's just saying it was a gift from the factory to him.
Guest BDC Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 Thought this an appropriate place for a Penny Arcade joke:
DerangedHermit Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 Is that the same as Secret Santa then? Uhhh.....noo
1234-5678 Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 My ex girlfriend got me a bottle of Jim Beam Black, the "Passout" drinking game and one of those "Brew Your Own Beer" things. Of course, I think I was 20 (underage) around that time and I doubt my parents knew about my drinking problem then. That might have given them a clue though.
eiker_ir Posted December 21, 2004 Report Posted December 21, 2004 we call it "Secret Friend" here. I got a Misfits t-shirt from a friend, pretty cool.
Gary Floyd Posted December 21, 2004 Report Posted December 21, 2004 Cousin of mine recently got me that Alter Bridge CD. I'm going to return it as soon as possible
1234-5678 Posted December 21, 2004 Report Posted December 21, 2004 Alter Bridge?! That no good bastard!!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 21, 2004 Report Posted December 21, 2004 Isn't it somewhat pointless receiving cigarettes as a gift in a cigarette factory? I buy 'em same as anybody else. Big brother is watching in the warehouse. We do all the stamping, too, and the rolls they come on are worth a fortune. Probably about the size of a rolling pin.
Sideburnious Posted December 21, 2004 Report Posted December 21, 2004 Last time I did it I got a Jimi Hendrix cd, and the gift I gave was a gift voucher.....creative arent I. Either that or just too lazy to buy something for someone I dont really know.
Highland Posted December 21, 2004 Report Posted December 21, 2004 Did someone send this to INXS, or more appropriately the poor girl he gave that STD to?
Slovakia Posted December 21, 2004 Report Posted December 21, 2004 I got INXS his girlfriend's money for Christmas
Guest hhheld_down Posted December 22, 2004 Report Posted December 22, 2004 i got a penis extension thing (shut up) from one of my cousins (shut up) as a JOKE... boy that was a christmas
Guest INXS Posted December 22, 2004 Report Posted December 22, 2004 Did someone send this to INXS, or more appropriately the poor girl he gave that STD to? I didn't give anyone any STD - get it right before you try and be clever.
Guest INXS Posted December 22, 2004 Report Posted December 22, 2004 I got INXS his girlfriend's money for Christmas That didn't even make sense...and what's that big eared emoticon thing all about?
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