Can Stephanie In A Bikini Boost PPV Buyrates?

[Guest wootman]

There's not really much that WWE can do to save it's sagging PPV buys. Everything in pro wrestling has been rehashed time and time again and PPV's are often no different than Smackdown's and Raw's as there's not much anything special on it. And there's not really any DREAM MATCHES anymore, as they've all been done or the guys are just too old. Fortunately for WWE, they have one card that they can dole out in which they have yet to that would SURELY boost those horrific PPV buyrates. It's probably the last great attraction they can muster for a PPV.

 

Get Stephanie McMahon to come out in little, teeny bikini for a bikini contest.

 

IT'S WHAT EVERYBODY WANTS!!!! IT'S WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN DYING TO SEE!

 

Ever since she debuted in WWE, millions and millions of fans have been dreaming of the day that Stephanie would come out in a bikini or do some bra and panty match or something of that sort that includes T & A and Stephanie. People have been CLAMORING AND DEMANDING too see the billion dollar princesses' shapely, bodadious body. Those curves, those huge delicious boobs, that nice big ass, IT'S JUST INCREDIBLE MAN!!!

 

People have already seen Torrie, Trish and Stacy and all the rest in bikini's that it's no big deal. But it would be a BIG DEAL if Stephanie came out in one. You better believe that servers online would crash and bandwith would be eaten from all the traffic that Stephanie in bikini would generate at all the wrestling message boards and sites for people looking pics of her in a bikini at a PPV.

 

Yes, she's in a position of power, but I don't think people will think any less of her if she did one considering what she's done and wore in the past. Besides, this is PRO WRESTLING. Taste and dignity is out the door when it comes to WWE. Stephanie should do it for WWE business sakes as a good PPV buyrate would look mighty fine in their quartely reports. Also, WWE is about WHAT THE FANS WANT and what the fans want IS STEPHANIE IN A BIKINI!

 

Now granted, Stephanie in a bikini won't save WWE from it's current struggle, but if there's ANYTHING that can hotshot PPV buys once or twice, it would have to be Stephanie strutting her stuff in a bikini. It would be worthy of a Wrestlemania as Steph in a bikini is that great of a spectacle, although I think those Smackdown PPVs could use her ASSETS most of all. Smackdown really has nothing that will generate much interest in their PPV's, but I think this would if they did it.

 

Ok, some of you are gonna laugh at me now, but I AM SERIOUS about this. This idea really should be taken into consideration as I do believe it would make WWE some money, and would be a draw, and there's not really much that is a draw for WWE nowadays. BELIEVE ME when I say Stephanie in a bikini = $$$$$$$.

 

Dare I say that Stephanie in a bikini is quite possibly WWE's greatest potential drawing card. I mean, really, what else is there? But then again, I guess that also shows how pathetic things are going when this is the case.

[cbacon 0]

Yikes.

 

GameFAQ boards are here

[muzz 0]

Good question. Which super hero SHOULD Rey Mysterio dress up as at Mania?

[Art Sandusky 0]

This guy should leave. Not because he's terrible, but it's all downhill after such a genius first post. WWE, hire this man NOW.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I would download the PPV for free. Too many things these days where you can get the shows without having to order them from PPV or (like in the old days) spend $60 on the Coliseum Video release.

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

I.....

 

 

 

I am speechless...That...My god.

 

I...what? How in the hell would Stephanie McMahon in a bikini increase buyrates when they have MUCH more attractive women "wrestling" in next to nothing almost every week? What makes you think that a woman with the voice of rat and a face that is always in a Snidely Whiplash-esque sneer would make people say, "Oh, shit! Sixty bucks to watch Stephanie McMahon wear a BIKINI!?!?! FUCK! WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN?! Forget 'Platinum Ass' Stacy Keibler and 'Tits of Wonder' Torrie Wilson...we got fuckin STEPH...wearing a BIKINI!!!"

 

No...that is NOT the WWE's last resort. It's not like they've tried everything. They have a pretty good cruiserweight division with Paul London, Shannon Moore, Funaki, Chavo, Rey, Akio, Nunzio, Noble (BTW, I haven't watched WWE in quite some time, so you must forgive me if some of these guys are no longer employed), etc....and it's not like they can't sign smaller indy guys like Jimmy Rave or fuckin' York and Matthews for cheap and get them some exposure. They have all this talent at their disposal, and your idea is Stephanie McMahon in a bikini?

 

....It's sad, really...

[Secret Agent 0]

Besides, we've already seen Stephs boob when HHH pedigreed her. Also saw her in a bra when Austin ripped her shirt off. I wasn't too impressed to say the least.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Maybe a lesbian orgy with every WWE Diva will boost a buyrate, but someone in a BIKINI? PFFT...

[MARTYEWR 0]

Besides, we've already seen Stephs boob when HHH pedigreed her. Also saw her in a bra when Austin ripped her shirt off. I wasn't too impressed to say the least.

Not to mention the time HHH treated us to her ass crack.

[Guest LooneyTune]

HHH: Marry me or I'll keep exposing your privates to the public!

[humongous2002 0]

Chunky Steph in a bikini? I'll pass.

[Guest Dazed]

Welcome to TSM. I think.