Zack Malibu

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I cooked a gift certificate inside a hamburger for my wrapping job for my nephew's gift. I'm sure carl from Family Matters would have loved it.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You know who ruled? Cockroach.

The best random friends in TV history are

 

a. Cockroach from the Cosbys

b. Boner from Growing Pains

 

How the fuck did I guy get named Boner on a family TV show? And why didn't I catch onto the innuendo of the joke until like 4 years ago?

[Ripper 0]

You know who ruled? Cockroach.

Denny > Cockroach

 

 

 

Cole > Everyone

 

 

mufucka had some hats...

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I cooked a gift certificate inside a hamburger for my wrapping job for my nephew's gift. I'm sure carl from Family Matters would have loved it.

Are you Steve or Stephan urkel?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You know who ruled?  Cockroach.

Denny > Cockroach

 

 

 

Cole > Everyone

 

 

mufucka had some hats...

BONER > your post

[Ripper 0]

I cooked a gift certificate inside a hamburger for my wrapping job for my nephew's gift.  I'm sure carl from Family Matters would have loved it.

Are you Steve or Stephan urkel?

I perfer the Bruce Lee Urkel most of all...

 

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Goddamn that show sucked towards the end.

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What made it really great was that all the Seavers called him that. Tell me hearing Maggie say "Boner, come inside!" wouldn't have you giggling.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I cooked a gift certificate inside a hamburger for my wrapping job for my nephew's gift.  I'm sure carl from Family Matters would have loved it.

Are you Steve or Stephan urkel?

I perfer the Bruce Lee Urkel most of all...

 

...

 

 

Goddamn that show sucked towards the end.

What about when Stephan and Laura got to model for Paco Raban? Talk about blatant product placement.

[Zack Malibu 0]

And what about The Urkel Dance?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I cooked a gift certificate inside a hamburger for my wrapping job for my nephew's gift.  I'm sure carl from Family Matters would have loved it.

Are you Steve or Stephan urkel?

I perfer the Bruce Lee Urkel most of all...

 

...

 

 

Goddamn that show sucked towards the end.

The best part of Family Matters is that they wrote off one of the daughters without explanation. She turned to coke and porn. I downloaded her porno movie. She looked extremely uncomfortable. Of course the black guy fucking her had a 14 inch rod.

[Ripper 0]

You know who ruled?  Cockroach.

Denny > Cockroach

 

 

 

Cole > Everyone

 

 

mufucka had some hats...

BONER > your post

Boner had a cooler name. cole had a gang of hats and Big Shirley. I think we know what is more badass here.

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I cooked a gift certificate inside a hamburger for my wrapping job for my nephew's gift.  I'm sure carl from Family Matters would have loved it.

Are you Steve or Stephan urkel?

I perfer the Bruce Lee Urkel most of all...

 

...

 

 

Goddamn that show sucked towards the end.

Waldo Geraldo Faldo.

[Zack Malibu 0]

^Elvin.

[Ripper 0]

I cooked a gift certificate inside a hamburger for my wrapping job for my nephew's gift.  I'm sure carl from Family Matters would have loved it.

Are you Steve or Stephan urkel?

I perfer the Bruce Lee Urkel most of all...

 

...

 

 

Goddamn that show sucked towards the end.

The best part of Family Matters is that they wrote off one of the daughters without explanation. She turned to coke and porn. I downloaded her porno movie. She looked extremely uncomfortable. Of course the black guy fucking her had a 14 inch rod.

She certainly put on a couple great performances after that.

 

Now she has found god and preaches the evils of sex and porn or something.

 

Guess we know what was going on in her room and why she never came back out.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Who will ante up and change their username to Boner? Ripper and Zack have never changed their names, I nominate one of them. Slayers being a real BONER in the other thread, Zack change his name for Christmas.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I didn't mean Piss, I meant Ripper. Although Elvin Piss is pretty funny.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I cooked a gift certificate inside a hamburger for my wrapping job for my nephew's gift.  I'm sure carl from Family Matters would have loved it.

Are you Steve or Stephan urkel?

I perfer the Bruce Lee Urkel most of all...

 

...

 

 

Goddamn that show sucked towards the end.

The best part of Family Matters is that they wrote off one of the daughters without explanation. She turned to coke and porn. I downloaded her porno movie. She looked extremely uncomfortable. Of course the black guy fucking her had a 14 inch rod.

She certainly put on a couple great performances after that.

 

Now she has found god and preaches the evils of sex and porn or something.

 

Guess we know what was going on in her room and why she never came back out.

She preaches the hazards of having a 14 inch cock in her cooter.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Piss should change his name to

 

FrozenBlockofBonerPiss

 

or just

 

BonerPis

[Zack Malibu 0]

From family sitcom to gaping vag. The E True Hollywood Story.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Piss, will you look into adopting one of those monikers?

[Ripper 0]

Elvin was such a deadbeat. he was always around but Sondra and the twins were hardly there. Plus they made the boy grow that pussy ass poney tail, shag thing. What kinda dad lets his son walk around all pussy like that?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Elvin.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Or Gaping Vag.

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I didn't mean Piss, I meant Ripper. Although Elvin Piss is pretty funny.

Does that mean pointed ears and curly toed boots?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Elvin was such a deadbeat. he was always around but Sondra and the twins were hardly there. Plus they made the boy grow that pussy ass poney tail, shag thing. What kinda dad lets his son walk around all pussy like that?

But he's so zany!

[Ripper 0]

She preaches the hazards of having a 14 inch cock in her cooter.

It IS a message that everyone needs to hear.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Or Gaping Vag.

No, thats TSA.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

She preaches the hazards of having a 14 inch cock in her cooter.

It IS a message that everyone needs to hear.

Especially if your sitcom family neglects you for your snot nosed cousin with a jerry curl mullet.

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Sure, change my name as much as you want.

[Ripper 0]

Elvin was such a deadbeat.  he was always around but Sondra and the twins were hardly there.  Plus they made the boy grow that pussy ass poney tail, shag thing.  What kinda dad lets his son walk around all pussy like that?

But he's so zany!

Come to think of it, Cousin Pam's mom never came to visit, Bud must have been the neglected child (peter too once you think about it) Denise and her husband just LEFT fucking Olivia....Vanessa got married to some African guy and you never saw the fucker again....The Cosby house was one fucked up place. I see why Bill is such a angry speech giver now.