Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 28, 2004 Report Posted December 28, 2004 One of my roommates went out of town today; I happened by the open door to his bedroom and saw he left his Zoloft sitting on his desk. Would this get me good and buzzed?
justsoyouknow Posted December 28, 2004 Report Posted December 28, 2004 You'd be a lot easier to get along with.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 28, 2004 Author Report Posted December 28, 2004 What are you implying.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 28, 2004 Author Report Posted December 28, 2004 Will Zoloft help me understand ?
justsoyouknow Posted December 28, 2004 Report Posted December 28, 2004 It will make your penis larger.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 28, 2004 Author Report Posted December 28, 2004 I have a birthday tomorrow, did you know. I'm hoping to spend part of it recreationally abusing drugs.
justsoyouknow Posted December 28, 2004 Report Posted December 28, 2004 Happy birthday, Incandenza. Don't overdo it with the drugs!
Lil' Bitch Posted December 28, 2004 Report Posted December 28, 2004 Its an anti-depressant so I don't think you should take it unless you're actually depressed.
justsoyouknow Posted December 28, 2004 Report Posted December 28, 2004 That's like saying don't take muscle relaxers unless you need your muscles relaxed, or don't smoke pot unless you have glaucoma, or don't crucify people unless you're Jewish. Why are you such a narc, Deon?
Guest Vitamin X Posted December 28, 2004 Report Posted December 28, 2004 Zoloft can have speed-like effects if it's not prescribed for you. So go for it, although you may end up regretting it.
justsoyouknow Posted December 28, 2004 Report Posted December 28, 2004 Oh shit Dr. Tom's home! Quick, hide that shit! Hide it!
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 28, 2004 Report Posted December 28, 2004 Ok, I got to step in to let you know you've posted too much today.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 28, 2004 Report Posted December 28, 2004 ^That does not help the situation.
justsoyouknow Posted December 28, 2004 Report Posted December 28, 2004 You can't silence me forever, Piss.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 28, 2004 Report Posted December 28, 2004 I'd settle for until the ides of May.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 28, 2004 Author Report Posted December 28, 2004 An upper, eh? Never much cared for those; my longstanding caffeine addiction has me too wound up as it is.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 28, 2004 Author Report Posted December 28, 2004 Oh, for the record, said roommate no longer takes Zoloft. Last night, he mentioned possibly selling them.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted December 29, 2004 Report Posted December 29, 2004 I use to be on Zoloft. It doesn't help when you need to maintain an erection. Its also worthless when abused.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted December 29, 2004 Report Posted December 29, 2004 It doesn't help when you need to maintain an erection. As if thats ever going to be an issue for you.
1234-5678 Posted December 29, 2004 Report Posted December 29, 2004 Taking my brother's Ritalin also fucked me up when I had a chance to bang a girl I really liked. Let's just say the drug made my old pal fail me. Although, when I had a chance to make it up, I did. But still, that traumatic night kept me away from pills forever.
Nighthawk Posted December 29, 2004 Report Posted December 29, 2004 Ah ha ha ha! JAxl took Ritalin to get high and his brother needs it! You win the parts of the gay brothers in Gummo 2.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 29, 2004 Author Report Posted December 29, 2004 Harmony Korine is so terrible. I bet Kids is one of IDRM's favorite movies.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 29, 2004 Author Report Posted December 29, 2004 I never saw Gummo. I bet it's shit, though.
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