What are you losers doing

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Come to Worcester and get me stoned, Nevermortal. I'll let ya play an X-Box game.

[1234-5678 0]

this girl who was a crack-addicted psycho

Hit that. No questions asked.

 

 

I'll be back with a summation of my shitty New Year's weekend somewhere in the next 36 hours I think.

[IllustriousOne 0]

Unfortunately, Kotz, I'm not in SC at the moment. Otherwise I prolly would have invited you.

[Art Sandusky 0]

It's cool.

[Henry Spencer 0]

After Rocky Horror, we went to a friend's house and watched Manos: The Hands Of Fate, and I did my absolutely hilarious Torgo impression.

 

God, I'm so funny.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I had a wild-ass night that I'll detail in my LiveJournal by the end of the day. It can be seen by clicking my homepage button.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I fell asleep at 9:30 last night watching TV.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

well, I'm glad you didn't break up because of the Ejaculation Chamber.

I might've preferred that to have been the reason

=)

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

!

 

 

 

 

(.... !!!)

[Guest Vitamin X]

this girl who was a crack-addicted psycho

Hit that. No questions asked.

 

 

I'll be back with a summation of my shitty New Year's weekend somewhere in the next 36 hours I think.

Funny enough, when I had arrived at the party she had already relapsed and had gone off with some people to go smoke some more rocks. Shame really, as she is a damn sexy girl.

 

Instead, I went to a hotel "party" and tried testing the fact that you can't overdose on THC. I think I almost proved it wrong, as I actually had smoked so much I was dizzy and in a vegetable state for at least a couple hours before finally drinking a ton of water and throwing it back up downstairs. For some reason, that had me feeling much better.

 

Although today I did not wake up happy. Especially since I missed out on psycho pussy.

[Nighthawk 0]

So in lieu of hanging myself, this is what I did:

I was sort of drunk, which was a first. I didn't feel really drunk, but I was a little light headed, which was new. I was drinking Coronas, which is what I prefer when I drink socially, and I had about 12 of them. Also during this time period I ate most of a bag of Doritos and a pint of Cherry Garcia.

Around this time I started to feel sick, so I went home and brought a girl with me. We fell asleep on the couch without doing anything. Some time later I wake up and I'm sicker, so I go into the bathroom and throw up for a while. I think it was more the Doritos than the beer. It got in my nose and the ranch spice was very unpleastant. After this I stumbled into my bedroom and fell asleep. A while later I wake up again, this time to urinate. I did, and walked into the living room, except I had forgotten that I wasn't alone.

The television was on (the Ashton Kutcher movie The Butterfly Effect was playing, for the record), and at the exact second I walk into the room, there's one of those jumpy music cues, and I see a shadowy figure on my couch. I screamed at the top of my lungs and leapt at the figure. She sees me screaming and leaping at her, and begins to scream also. We tumbled to the floor before the reality of circumstances was observed.

[1234-5678 0]

Around this time I started to feel sick, so I went home and brought a girl with me. We fell asleep on the couch without doing anything. Some time later I wake up and I'm sicker, so I go into the bathroom and throw up for a while. I think it was more the Doritos than the beer. It got in my nose and the ranch spice was very unpleastant. After this I stumbled into my bedroom and fell asleep. A while later I wake up again, this time to urinate. I did, and walked into the living room, except I had forgotten that I wasn't alone.

The television was on (the Ashton Kutcher movie The Butterfly Effect was playing, for the record), and at the exact second I walk into the room, there's one of those jumpy music cues, and I see a shadowy figure on my couch. I screamed at the top of my lungs and leapt at the figure. She sees me screaming and leaping at her, and begins to scream also. We tumbled to the floor before the reality of circumstances was observed.

1. I have much sympathy for the Doritos episode, I think anyone here who drinks has thrown up something very unpleasant at one time or another. My worst episode escapes me at the present moment, however.

 

2. The latter story, involving you jumping at the couch had me laughing for around 3-4 minutes.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Those very Doritos I believed described, if they are Cool/Cooler Ranch, are the same Doritos I believe had a hand in my being sick from smoking too much last night.

 

Coincidence?