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What's Eating Larry Brown?

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I'm worrying about the poor guy. He hasn't been the same since That One Game, or maybe the Olympics. Team USA had a humiliating showing, which seems to have been the first blow. The hip surgery couldn't have been too great for him. The Pistons have been treading water, which may be a cause or an effect, perhaps a little of both. And it seems like he's just plain losing it on the sidelines. For someone who is supposed to be the protector of the sport of basketball and one of the best teachers of the game, he's threatening coaches and yelling like a madman. Technical fouls all over the place. It's really out of character. Even on Pardon The Interruption, he told Tony that some days he really just didn't feel like doing his job. Now I think Larry Brown is great, even though I'm a Bulls fan. I respect him for being one of the league's premier coaches alongside Sloan and Popovich, and he just isn't living up to it anymore. Since the Pistons were just as much a .500 team without him as they have been with him, do you think maybe Joe Dumars needs to allow Larry Brown a leave of absence so that he can just get his shit together and try to get as much of his negativity toward the league out of his system?

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Guest Vitamin X

With all you just said, it seems like Brown would have been better off retiring after the Finals, like Phil Jackson.

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Guest The Shadow Behind You

Has he won a High School State Championship?

 

I can seriously see Brown leaving the Pistons after the season or even DURING it and taking a year or two off and quietly getting a job at some inner city high school in Chicago and taking a rag tag group of kids to the Illinois state championship.

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I was biting my nails all through Christmas Day's Pistons-Pacers game because I was worried that if there was so much as a flagrant foul, Larry Brown would just yell out a nice big sustained "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!", and just start beating the shit out of random people.

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Guest Failed Mascot

I think he's bored with it now and he also doesn't like what the players in the league today are like.

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Guest The Shadow Behind You

I don't see Rick Carlise throwing tantrums.

 

Shit, HIS team was the one suffering the brunt of the damage. The pistons got a little slap on the wrist compared to them.

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Aside from the brawl and the Olympics, I think the biggest thing that's bothering Brown is the way the Pistons are playing. Last year, they played hard and were intense. This year they just seem to be going through the motions.

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By the way, the answer to the question was "flesh-eating Australian parasites." I'm surprised you guys didn't get it. Y'all suck.

Pfff. I told him he shouldn't go to the Olympics. Why doesn't anyone listen to me?

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Guest The Shadow Behind You

The games were in Greece folks.

 

so it was Flesh Eating Grecian Parasites.

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Could Larry Brown's coaching prowess be the result of performance-enhancing drugs? Tune into Sportscenter to find out!

Do you mean coaching-enhancing drugs?

 

And he got the flesh-eating Australian parasites from some girl on the Aus triple jump team during the afterparty.

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Guest Vitamin X
Has he won a High School State Championship?

 

I can seriously see Brown leaving the Pistons after the season or even DURING it and taking a year or two off and quietly getting a job at some inner city high school in Chicago and taking a rag tag group of kids to the Illinois state championship.

Please tell me you're not a screenwriter..

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