INCANDENZA AND AGENT OF OBLIVION MEET

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

[1234-5678 0]

That kid's Dad better have beaten his ass at every opportunity. Otherwise, a couple shots of Jack and a pack of Marlboros would straighten his faggoty ass out.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

While we were sitting at that very table pictured, Incandenza was so fucked up that he lit one of his cigarettes backwards. He probably smoked and drank more at that hour of the day than he ever had previously, I'm thinking.

[Art Sandusky 0]

That kid's Dad better have beaten his ass at every opportunity. Otherwise, a couple shots of Jack and a pack of Marlboros would straighten his faggoty ass out.

I agree with JAxl's brand of masculine burliness in this case.

[Nighthawk 0]

While we were sitting at that very table pictured, Incandenza was so fucked up that he lit one of his cigarettes backwards. He probably smoked and drank more at that hour of the day than he ever had previously, I'm thinking.

I do that sober all the time. I hate it.

 

I'm so fucking sober right now.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Out of glue?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

It was the second day in a row where I lit a smoke backwards, too!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Agent, did I tell the story of the time I took a drink from a glass that contained a cigarette BUTT.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I didn't know Inca was a morning person. I didn't know this because I myself am not a morning person but I fell asleep at 10pm last night.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Agent, did I tell the story of the time I took a drink from a glass that contained a cigarette BUTT.

I did that and proceeded to gag myself into vomiting right after.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I didn't puke, but my stomach was in knots for an hour or so afterwards.

[Red Baron 0]

We should have a poll for Banky's next name.

That would be funny.

 

Unleash The Fucking Fury and it should have a Yngwie Malmsteen avatar in it.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Did he use The Delusions of Officer Jim Lahey, yet?

[Mole 0]

Center Pull Hand Towels

[Guest Flyboy]

I just want to meet Flyboy and get him into a Atlanta Strip club, because a strapping young man like that not appreciateing a big ol' ass just bothers me.

If only you knew, Ripper -- if only you knew.

[Nighthawk 0]

I think "if you only knew" would have been more aestetically pleasing.

[Guest Flyboy]

You win some, you lose some.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Agent, did I tell the story of the time I took a drink from a glass that contained a cigarette BUTT.

Yeah. That was right before the college radio station love triangle.