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Chyna arrested for hitting X-Pac

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From SeanWaltman.com, posted by Sean "X Pac" Waltman:

 

"Joanie was arrested on January 1st for domestic battery. She assualted me struck me in the head and face countless times after getting back from the Playboy Mansion. There were several witnesses to her behavior, including Jeff Meecham from The Extreme Mayhem Show, and unfortunately my two children witnessed and heard all of this. She was released today once again having to suffer no consequences for her behavior. She showed no remorse."

 

Have a field day, folks.

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Im at work and now i cant stop laughing.

 

 

I wonder what its like to know your girlfriend has a bigger appendage then yourself. And she acts like it when she kicks your ass all over while your children watch.

 

This folks is lowbrow at its finest!

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Whats funny is Waltman is a trained fighter, and if he wanted to, he could beat the ever loving shit out of her. Whats fucked up, is if he did, even after everything that went down, he would be the one in trouble.

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Guest Failed Mascot

Don't make Joanie horny

 

You wouldn't like it when she's horny!

 

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Joey Buttafuccocan beat Chyna

Chyna can beat X-Pac

X-Pac can beat Kane

Kane can beat Austin

Austin can beat Rock

Rock can beat Hogan

 

thus, Joey Buttafuco can beat Hogan

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Guest LooneyTune

Joey B. can beat Chyna

Chyna can beat X-Pac

X-Pac can beat Jeff Jarrett

Jeff Jarrett can beat (up) Hogan

 

Joey B. can beat Hogan.

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First of all, It's not a Penoris, it's a Shenis.

 

Second of all, this is comic gold. It's like the reverse Ike and Tina case. I can see the situation.

 

Joanie: Come on now Sean baby, look what ya made me do!

Sean: Stop hitting me Joanie! Please, I'll make it all better!

Joanie:Awww, I'm sorry baby, let me clean those tears up for ya (Hits Sean again) Aw come on now Sean Baby, ya made me do it again!

Sean:Stop it Joanie, You're hurting me!

Joanie:Come on Sean baby! You know I only do this 'cause I love ya! (Continues to beat Sean, until she pulls his pants down bends him over, and...I'm going to stop there)

 

Oh, and Joanie made MSN "A Year of Bad Fashion"

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/galler...ery=6754#photos

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Joey Buttafuccocan beat Chyna

Chyna can beat X-Pac

X-Pac can beat Kane

Kane can beat Austin

Austin can beat Rock

Rock can beat Hogan

 

thus, Joey Buttafuco can beat Hogan

Joey Buttafucco beat Chyna

Chyna can beat X-Pac

X-Pac can beat Kane

Kane can beat Shane McMahon

Shane McMahon can beat Vince McMahon

 

Therefore, Joey Buttafuoco can beat Vince McMahon

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Joey Buttafuco beat Chyna

Chyna beat X-Pac

X-Pac beat Triple H

Triple H beat Hogan

 

Joey Buttafuco is better... oh screw it.

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Guest Failed Mascot

Joey Buttafuco had sex with the Long Island Lolita

Amy then shot the old greying woman that now looks like a half paralised Linda McMahon

Linda McMahon had sex with Vince

Vince is a genetic jackhammer

Goldberg used the Jackhammer to finish off his opponents

Opponents starts with an O like the word Optometrist

An optometrist is what Waltman should make an appointment with since he obviously can't see how ugly Chyna is.

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Whats funny is Waltman is a trained fighter, and if he wanted to, he could beat the ever loving shit out of her.  Whats fucked up, is if he did, even after everything that went down, he would be the one in trouble.

it's a double-edged sword: if you get in a fight with a woman, and beat her, your a scum-bag. if she beats you, your a wimp.

 

to his credit, Waltman did the right thing. this is one of the few instances i advocate hitting a woman: when she's seriously attacking you. however, as you pointed out, if he fought back, she'd've probably have gone to the police and he'd be the one in trouble, regardless if "she" (and i use the term loosely) started it or not.

 

i actually feel bad for Waltman. he's in a no-win situation. he needs to just dump the bitch for good and never see "her" again.

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to his credit, Waltman did the right thing. this is one of the few instances i advocate hitting a woman: when she's seriously attacking you. however, as you pointed out, if he fought back, she'd've probably have gone to the police and he'd be the one in trouble, regardless if "she" (and i use the term loosely) started it or not.

 

i actually feel bad for Waltman. he's in a no-win situation. he needs to just dump the bitch for good and never see "her" again.

Exactly. Here, Sean is fucked. If anything, I feel bad for the kids (yes, I too can't believe that they have procreated), as this is not the environment that they need right now.

 

I wonder if she beat Waltman with her/his/it's (that's what Ill call Joanie now, IT) enormous Shenis.

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Exactly. Here, Sean is fucked. If anything, I feel bad for the kids (yes, I too can't believe that they have procreated)

they haven't...they're Waltman's from a previous marriage.

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What kills me is she whooped the guy's ass in front of his own kids. :lol:

 

What kind of a person does that? What's more is, what kind of a person *takes* that?

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What kills me is she whooped the guy's ass in front of his own kids.  :lol:

 

What kind of a person does that? What's more is, what kind of a person *takes* that?

All right, that makes it official, it is the lowest form of human life on Earth next to...well, alot of people, but she's still lower than scum. Actually, I take that back, since it's insulting to scum, or even shit.

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Guest Mr. Wrestling

Did anybody see the commercial on VH1 for Chyna on Surreal Life. According to one of the dudes on The Brady Bunch (the one who played the youngest boy), Chyna runs around the house all day naked. So, think about what the "celebrities" in that house had to go through.

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Double Post

 

 

Might as well put something here,

 

Wasn't there a story out about X-Pac getting arrested for beating Chyna? I remember it being out before.

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Did anybody see the commercial on VH1 for Chyna on Surreal Life. According to one of the dudes on The Brady Bunch (the one who played the youngest boy), Chyna runs around the house all day naked. So, think about what the "celebrities" in that house had to go through.

"Hay, Joanie, I can see your doodle!"

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Did anybody see the commercial on VH1 for Chyna on Surreal Life. According to one of the dudes on The Brady Bunch (the one who played the youngest boy), Chyna runs around the house all day naked. So, think about what the "celebrities" in that house had to go through.

"Hay, Joanie, I can see your doodle!"

"Mom always says 'Don't play with your balls in the house'".

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Did anybody see the commercial on VH1 for Chyna on Surreal Life. According to one of the dudes on The Brady Bunch (the one who played the youngest boy), Chyna runs around the house all day naked. So, think about what the "celebrities" in that house had to go through.

"Hay, Joanie, I can see your doodle!"

"Mom always says 'Don't play with your balls in the house'".

:throwup: Give this man the $10,000...

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Joey Buttafuccocan beat Chyna

Chyna can beat X-Pac

X-Pac can beat Kane

Kane can beat Austin

Austin can beat Rock

Rock can beat Hogan

 

thus, Joey Buttafuco can beat Hogan

Joey Buttafucco can beat Chyna

Chyna can beat X-Pac

X-Pac can beat Kane

Kane can beat Austin

Austin can beat Rock

Rock can beat Hogan

Hogan can beat Inoki

Inoki can beat Vader

Vader can beat Misawa

 

Joey Butafucco totally ownz Misawa!

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these two the official Bobby/Whitney of the Wrestling world. That is all that I can say. Now if they can only cover "We've Got Something in Common."

 

Just Remember folks:

 

xpac.jpg

 

"I LOVE YOU JOANIE,

AND I WILL UNTIL

THE DAY I DIE!"

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Did anybody see the commercial on VH1 for Chyna on Surreal Life. According to one of the dudes on The Brady Bunch (the one who played the youngest boy), Chyna runs around the house all day naked. So, think about what the "celebrities" in that house had to go through.

"Hay, Joanie, I can see your doodle!"

"Mom always says 'Don't play with your balls in the house'".

:throwup: Give this man the $10,000...

Fine that man $10,000. :throwup:

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