Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted January 16, 2005 If I don't come away with a win by the end of tommorrow, this has all been for nothing, and the highly anticipated matchup between myself and Flik will be fucked over until next year. That won't be right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfaJack 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 I'm almost afraid that I'm going to go 1-3 with my picks and still win the matchup. God bless the playoffs. Hey! You forgot to thank me for making some shitty picks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 If I don't come away with a win by the end of tommorrow, this has all been for nothing, and the highly anticipated matchup between myself and Flik will be fucked over until next year. That won't be right. I think you and I actually don't get to face each other in a regular season game next year either. So if you don't get to face me, see ya next season VX. Although I'll be sad if I don't get ot face you either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 So I now need NE -2.5 and for the game to go over 42. Go Pats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted January 16, 2005 If I don't come away with a win by the end of tommorrow, this has all been for nothing, and the highly anticipated matchup between myself and Flik will be fucked over until next year. That won't be right. I think you and I actually don't get to face each other in a regular season game next year either. So if you don't get to face me, see ya next season VX. Although I'll be sad if I don't get ot face you either. Provided we keep the same teams, we get a regular season matchup next year. Clickie Clickie So I guess I'll see you then as my Pack come out completely flat against a team I had already beat earlier this season. Just like Favre, I made too many stupid mistakes in thinking there were supposed to be some sort of big upset in the playoffs, because there always is and I don't think the Jets over Chargers counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 That's what you get for picking Pittsburgh and Minnesota... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2005 Looks like I'm out. I deserve it for picking St. Louis. Oh well...I defended my division title and managed to work my way back from 6-6 to grab the top seed. Not a bad season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2005 Results Jets @ Steelers 17-20 Rams @ Falcons 17-47 Vikings @ Eagles 14-27 Colts @ Patriots 3-20 AFC Buffalo (Bob Barron 11-6) @ Denver (Canadian Chris 10-6) Bob's picks: NY Jets 10 @ Pittsburgh 21 St. Lous 24 @ Atlanta 35 Minnesota 17 @ Philly 27 Indy 21 @ New England 17 CC's picks: NY Jets 12 @ Pittsburgh 23 St. Louis 24 @ Atlanta 27 Minnesota 17 @ Philly 30 Indianapolis 21 @ New England 26 DIFF: ATL/STL, IND/NE First-Level TB's: Bob's total score, CC's total score, Real score Jets @ Steelers: 31, 35, 37 -- CC wins Rams @ Falcons: 59, 51, 64 -- Bob wins Vikings @ Eagles: 44, 47, 41 -- Bob wins Colts @ Pats: 38, 47, 23 -- Bob wins Bob Barron d. CC via first-level TB 3-1 Tenn. (Chuck Woolerly 11-6) @ Cleveland (SFA Jack 10-6) Chuck's picks: NY Jets 10 @ Pittsburgh 17 St. Louis 27 @ Atlanta 24 Minnesota 10 @ Philly 21 Indy 21 @ New England 24 SFA's picks: NY Jets 13 @ Pittsburgh 23 St. Lous 17 @ Atlanta 21 Minnesota 16 @ Philly 31 Indy 23 @ New England 27 DIFF: NYJ/PIT Chuck d. SFA 3-2 NFC Detroit (Bravesfan 10-7) @ Atlanta (Lightning Flik 13-3) Bravesfan's picks: NY Jets 10 @ Pittsburgh 28 St. Louis 27 @ Atlanta 31 Minnesota 24 @ Philadelphia 30 Indianapolis 34 @ New England 28 Flik's picks: NY Jets 14 @ Pittsburgh 28 St. Louis 17 @ Atlanta 35 Minnesota 21 @ Philly 24 Indy 38 @ New England 21 DIFF: STL/ATL Flik d. Bravesfan 1-0 NY Giants (Cartman 11-6) @ Green Bay (V-X 12-4) Cartman's picks: NY Jets 17 @ Pittsburgh 21 St. Louis 28 @ Atlanta 38 Minnesota 17 @ Philly 28 Indy 27 @ New England 30 V-X's picks: NY Jets 10 @ Pittsburgh 21 St. Louis 14 @ Atlanta 24 Minnesota 28 @ Philly 17 Indy 31 @ New England 28 DIFF: NYJ/PIT, PHI/MIN, NE/IND Cartman d. V-X 4-1 Next Sunday's Conference Final Matchups Buffalo (Bob Barron 12-6) @ Tenn (Chuck Woolerly 12-6) NY Giants (Cartman 12-6) @ Atlanta (Lightning Flik 14-3) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2005 Geezus, I've got a bad feeling, I'm getting knocked out now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 Conference Championship spreads... NE (3.5) @ Pittsburgh Atlanta @ Philly (5.5) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 20, 2005 And I've sent my picks in... Hopefully I'm right... I really want the two teams to clash in the Superbowl. Good luck to Philly, btw. It'll be a great matchup this weekend. GO FALCONS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 All picks are in: AFC Matchup Bob's picks: New England 20, Pittsburgh 24 Atlanta 17, Philly 30 Chuck's picks: New England 16, Pittsburgh 13 Atlanta 14, Philly 24 DIFF: None, tie-breakers will determine this matchup. ATL 10, PHI 27 = 37 Bob's total score = 47 Chuck's total score = 38 Chuck wins this game NE 41, PIT 27 = 68 Bob's total score = 44 Chuck's total score = 29 Bob wins this game Still tied at one game each. Time for second level of TB's, throwing all the scores into one. Total points = 105 Bob's total points = 91 Chuck's total points = 67 Winner: Bob_Barron NFC Matchup Cartman's picks: New England 21, Pittsburgh 17 Atlanta 31, Philly 20 Flik's picks: New England 24, Pittsburgh 28 Atlanta 31, Philly 17 DIFF: NE/PIT Winner: CARTMAN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Just wanted to say good luck to Flik, it's been a long season Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2005 Ok... I'm scared... I actually put 21-17 for the PIT/NE score, but I changed my mind after I thought about it. ...good luck Cartman, as I have a feeling whoever wins our game goes on and wins it all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2005 ... wheee-ow. By my (admittedly shaky) math, if the combined score of the Pats/Steelers game is less than 42, I move onto the kkk Bowl. Also, I'd like to point out that the winner of the AFC championship game thus far has one correct pick, while the winner of the NFC championship game thus far has zero correct picks. Thus, I think the AFC champ is much more likely to win the kkk Bowl. Just saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2005 kkk Bowl II: NY Giants (Cartman) v. Buffalo (Bob Barron) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2005 Flik's the 98 Vikings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2005 Flik's the 98 Vikings. ...about the right comparison. Good luck Cartman, you better fucking win now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2005 How in the hell did I end up in the Super Bowl? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted January 24, 2005 Good question. I hate this playoff system. we should shorten our regular season to 12 weeks, and make the last 4 weeks of the actual NFL regular season our playoffs, like they do in fantasy football. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2005 You're just bitter. :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted January 24, 2005 You're just lucky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2005 It's fine the way it is. In the playoffs one wrong decision can mean the end of a team's season, and that's the way it is here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Here's the spread: Pats by 7.5 -- Bob and Cartman PM me your scores. Also, as an added TB level, predict how many total yards each team will gain in the game, which will be treated in the same manner as the "score" TB is treated... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert T 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 kkk, as a former kkk bowl winner will I be allowed to be a drunk guest commentator for kkk bowl II like Cuba Gooding Jr. for the Lewis-Tyson fight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Haha! Nice. I can't wait til tomorrow...I mean the Super Sunday Double for me will definitely make my weekend cheerful. Once again, good luck Bob, you need it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 Good luck Cartman- I intend to keep my winning streak alive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 kkk, as a former kkk bowl winner will I be allowed to be a drunk guest commentator for kkk bowl II like Cuba Gooding Jr. for the Lewis-Tyson fight? Sure, why not. All picks are in, and this will be decided by TBs. BOB'S PICKS New England 24, Philly 14 Total Yards: NE - 336, Philly - 246 CARTMAN'S PICKS New England 32, Philly 17 Total Yards: NE - 300, Philly - 285 Below are end-of-season stats: PF Totals 1) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 128 2) Houston Texans (Bored) 127 3) Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 126 Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 126 4) Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 125 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 125 5) Dallas Cowboys (BX) 124 Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 124 Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 124 Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 124 6) Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 122 7) Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 121 8) Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 120 9) Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 119 Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 119 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 119 10) New York Jets (Gert T) 118 11) Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 117 New York Giants (Cartman) 117 San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 117 12) Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 115 San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 115 13) Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 114 14) Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 113 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 113 15) Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 112 16) Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 111 Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 111 17) Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 108 18) Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 107 19) Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 106 20) Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 99 PA Totals 1) New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 131 San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 131 2) Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 129 3) Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 126 4) Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 124 5) Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 123 Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 123 Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 123 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 123 New York Jets (Gert T) 123 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 123 6) Dallas Cowboys (BX) 122 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 122 7) Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 121 Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 121 Houston Texans (Bored) 121 8) Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 119 9) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 118 10) Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 117 Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 117 11) Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 116 New York Giants (Cartman) 116 12) Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 115 13) Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 114 14) San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 113 15) Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 112 16) Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 111 17) Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 110 18) Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 108 19) Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 107 20) Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 104 21) St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 103 “Power Rankings” (PF Totals – PA Totals) 1) Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) +18 2) Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) +16 Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) +16 3) Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) +14 4) Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) +10 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) +10 5) Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) +9 6) Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) +7 7) Houston Texans (Bored) +6 8) San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) +4 9) Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) +3 10) Dallas Cowboys (BX) +2 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) +2 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) +2 11) Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) +1 New York Giants (Cartman) +1 12) Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 0 13) Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) –1 14) Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) –3 15) New York Jets (Gert T) –5 Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) –5 16) Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) –6 17) Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) –7 18) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) –10 19) Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) –11 20) New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) –12 21) Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) -13 22) Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) –16 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) –16 San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) –16 Washington Redskins (Human Fly) –16 23) Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) –24 END-OF-SEASON AWARDS Best Returning Player Award Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) Went 13-3 this year, took the NFC South, clinched the #1 Seed Best New Player Award Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) Went 12-4, took the NFC North, clinched the #2 Seed Most Improved Player Award Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) Went 7-9 last year and improved by 6 games this year. Worst Improved Player Award Gert T (New York Jets) From kkk Bowl I champ to 6-10 this year. Yikes. Least Liked Player Award New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) Faggot Nuts and Bolts Award Oakland Raiders (Banky) Despite a 9-7 record and a strong PF score, he missed the playoffs What-if Award San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond) What if Bond hadn’t been unjustly banned for a week because someone thought he was a PBP and didn’t have to rely on his Eps in a losing effort? Change-of-Scenery Did Him Good Award New York Giants (Cartman) From 6-10 with the Chiefs last year to 10-6 and playing in kkk Bowl II with the Giants. And because I was curious, I compared the actual NFL end-of-season standings to what they would have been if point spreads were involved. First the actual standings AFC EAST New England Patriots 14-2 New York Jets 10-6 Buffalo Bills 9-7 Miami Dolphins 4-12 AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers 15-1 Baltimore Ravens 9-7 Cincinnati Bengals 8-8 Cleveland Browns 4-12 AFC SOUTH Indianapolis Colts 12-4 Jacksonville Jaguars 9-7 Houston Texans 7-9 Tennessee Titans 5-11 AFC WEST San Diego Chargers 12-4 Denver Broncos 10-6 Kansas City Chiefs 7-9 Oakland Raiders 5-11 NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles 13-3 Dallas Cowboys 6-10 New York Giants 6-10 Washington Redskins 6-10 NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers 10-6 Minnesota Vikings 8-8 Detroit Lions 6-10 Chicago Bears 5-11 NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons 11-5 New Orleans Saints 8-8 Carolina Panthers 7-9 Tampa Bay Buccanees 5-11 NFC WEST Seattle Seahawks 9-7 St. Louis Rams 8-8 Arizona Cardinals 6-10 San Francisco 49ers 2-14 And now the standings according to the point spreads (no, I didn't factor in end-of-season tie-breakers)... AFC EAST Buffalo Bills 12-4 New England Patriots 10-6 New York Jets 9-7 Miami Dolphins 7-9 AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers 9-7 Baltimore Ravens 8-8 Cincinnati Bengals 8-8 Cleveland Browns 8-8 AFC SOUTH Indianapolis Colts 10-6 Jacksonville Jaguars 10-6 Houston Texans 9-7 Tennessee Titans 6-10 AFC WEST San Diego Chargers 13-3 Denver Broncos 7-9 Oakland Raiders 7-9 Kansas City Chiefs 6-10 NFC EAST New York Giants 9-7 Philadelphia Eagles 9-7 Washington Redskins 8-8 Dallas Cowboys 7-9 NFC NORTH Detroit Lions 8-8 Green Bay Packers 8-8 Chicago Bears 7-9 Minnesota Vikings 6-10 NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers 10-6 New Orleans Saints 8-8 Atlanta Falcons 6-10 Tampa Bay Buccanees 6-10 NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals 9-7 St. Louis Rams 6-10 San Francisco 49ers 6-10 Seattle Seahawks 5-11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2005 VX was new and went 12-4? Holy shit. Nice job VX! Well considering I'm the best overall player (although, I didn't win the trophy) I'm gonna have everyone gunning me next season. And did I really only allow 107 for PA? Cause like damn, I was expecting to be near the middle, not nearly the lowest. Wow, guess winning 8 games in a row really does do miracles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
