The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Solar Plexus!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I'd like Holly better if he went back to his 1995/6 gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 So Hardcore Holly is the Pure Wrestling Champion Of course...to Bob, "Pure" means not mating outside of the family tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. Would he also yell out "Damn! Shit!" prior to that? *taps nose* *Orlando Jordan enters JBL's dressing room and finds Sheldon Benjamin there* OJ: What are you doing here? SB: What do you mean? OK: I am supposed to be the only black guy in this stable. SB: Oh, damn! Shit! OJ: I know, I know. SB/OJ: It's whack! You can't fool me RRR! That's from Not Another Teen Movie, except subsitute "party" instead of "stable". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I... have no idea what you mean... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 This is a big feud going on in the WWE right now! Apparently moments ago, Chavo looked at Orlando "the wrong way", and now they are going to the Rumble to face off in an Iron Man Inferno Match for the European Championship. Sadly, Orlando Jordan hates the Euro, and will thus use the strap to take out his childhood issues on his opponents for the next twelve months, until Chavo makes his triumphant return after a year off thanks to leather burn on his back to defeat Orlando and win the WWE Championship. Damn, that was funny. I had to read it twice just to soak it all in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 This is a big feud going on in the WWE right now! Apparently moments ago, Chavo looked at Orlando "the wrong way", and now they are going to the Rumble to face off in an Iron Man Inferno Match for the European Championship. Sadly, Orlando Jordan hates the Euro, and will thus use the strap to take out his childhood issues on his opponents for the next twelve months, until Chavo makes his triumphant return after a year off thanks to leather burn on his back to defeat Orlando and win the WWE Championship. Damn, that was funny. I had to read it twice just to soak it all in. Probably just my broken English. Lita hit it with a moonsault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 They are missing the boat on selling Carlito fro-wigs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Rene Dupree is apparently "all dat 'n' a Solar Plexus" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Rene Dupree needs to walk out in a drunken stupor to his matches with a brownbag in his hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Rene Dupree is growing 70's style neverending sideburns? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 And Rene needs to pop some Advil and take a sip of coffee before his matches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Rene Dupree is growing 70's style neverending sideburns? They do so end.... at this calves. His calves live on a farm in the Applachians of West Virginia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Fuck, this double PBP style is retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Is it me or does Rene look like he took some Enzyte before the match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Fuck, this double PBP style is retarded. That's what we are for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Josh: "I had to! I didn't want to get spit on with an apple!" Because that would be the worst thing ever. Nothing gets apple out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 SOLAR PLEXUS! *drink* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 "I think everyone should have their name on the back of their pants!" Josh wants girls to stare at his ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Who is the guy with Matthews? Dupree needs to get his talk show back where they eat croissants and drink wine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Josh: "I had to! I didn't want to get spit on with an apple!" Because that would be the worst thing ever. Nothing gets apple out. A goat would. Maybe that's why Bob Holly didn't sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Dupree needs to have a cocked out whore following him out as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Dupree needs to have a cocked out whore following him out as well. Fifi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Dupree needs to get his talk show back where they eat croissants and drink wine. I knew I wasn't the only fan of Cafe du Rene! Plus, he can legally drink now in the United States! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Theta Report post Posted January 9, 2005 The double PBP is a good setup, the problem is this Steve-o fellow has no crediblity to be calling the matches, and doesn't sound very 'good' doing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Josh: "I had to! I didn't want to get spit on with an apple!" Because that would be the worst thing ever. Nothing gets apple out. Except Club Soda. That gets ANYTHING out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Josh: "I had to! I didn't want to get spit on with an apple!" Because that would be the worst thing ever. Nothing gets apple out. Except Club Soda. That gets ANYTHING out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Josh: "I had to! I didn't want to get spit on with an apple!" Because that would be the worst thing ever. Nothing gets apple out. Heh. I remember when Torrie got spat apple on her and she claimed that it took her 5 washes to get the apple out. Uh, Torrie? Are you sure you were washing your hair with shampoo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 I would have said "coked out bitch", but I didn't want any lame Fifi jokes attached to it. Oh well. Did they fire Chuck Palumbo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2005 Where is Demott? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
