Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Incidentally, here are the other nine things: I think about sex... a lot. I want to be a star, or at least be with a star. I take your cash flow for granted. My bedroom is the seat of my soul. I worry about my looks all the time. My friends are everything. Love hurts. The world is a scary place. I love you and I need you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 12, 2005 How about personal prayer and faith? You know, just believing it and not talking about it and shit. This should get its own thread though. This one already has discussion on Banky losing his daddy along with the main subject. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 It's bullshit. Just like agnostics are atheists without balls, spiritualists are religionists without balls. Post modernism is for bitches. You want something to make you feel better and get you through hard times? Ganja. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Why do I have to hang out at a church to show I believe in god? I didn't know there was some rule that stated "If you don't go to public worship then you can't believe". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Well, there is. Why wouldn't you want to? It's like this. Yeah, you can survive and eat without working. It's called being a bum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 12, 2005 I can live with being a religious bum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 You can believe in God without believening in all the bullshit church teaches you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 No you can't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Just watch me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 12, 2005 I'm believing in god right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 What would the point be? You're saying "Ok, I want to believe in God, but only if God is what I want him to be." Therefore, you're believing in what you tell yourself, and that makes you God. There is a religion where you worship yourself. Satanism. Organized Satanism, anyway. Disorganized Satanists are blood drinkers and baby killers. So, the solution to your line of thought is... organized religion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 12, 2005 My religious belief is I believe there's a god that created us and everything. I have faith that one exists and there's...not heaven, but something close to it where all the dead people hang out together. Like that space continuim thing in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. I don't wanna hang out with other people though. I don't like people. Not only that but most organised religions do so much shit to raise money that seems shady. Lets not forget that man has written every damned religious text out there. Its not like when you're born there's a guidebook on what you should be believing and doing in your life stored away in the placenta straight from god. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Then grow a set and be an atheist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 12, 2005 How bout I make my own religion where you're allowed to believe in god without doing public worship? Not only will I get you off my ass on the subject but I'll be tax exempt as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Sorry, but you're already a Satanist. You can't just jump from one organized religion to another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Also, am I to interpret your comments to mean that you would go to public worship if you liked the other people there? You don't want a church you want a social club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Rule 1: Using cloth napkins is a sin. see? I can make up crazy ass rules just as well as the next messiah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Also, am I to interpret your comments to mean that you would go to public worship if you liked the other people there? You don't want a church you want a social club. No. I don't like being surrounded by tons of people. Large groups of people make me feel uncomfortable. God doesn't want me to be uncomfortable and neither should you. You're just trying to see if you can draw me to sacrafice small mammals. The Mr. Ed trick may have worked but you won't get this one to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Well, you like me, don't you? You can join my church. The Church of the Poison Mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Why don't you grow a set and not hide from religion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Him or me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 haha, IDRM cares about things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 My pointless, self absorbed thread has been tarnished with all this talk about God and faith and whatnot. This is quite the shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 I don't care about things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 It's bullshit. Just like agnostics are atheists without balls, spiritualists are religionists without balls. Post modernism is for bitches. in order: no. no, no. and yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 I happen to enjoy the works of Thomas Pynchon and John Barth and David Foster Wallace, so I like some post-modernism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 I tried reading some William Gaddis once, but it didn't go very well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Try reading William Gaddis high. Shit yeah, boy, that's the bomb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Winamp just followed Richard Harris with David Banner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 Oh, I meant iTunes, not winamp! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
