Talk me down from the ledge

[1234-5678 0]

Why has this girl completely slipped my mind? You sure it wasn't the married one? I know I sent pics of her to Agent and KKK.

[The Czech Republic 0]

ok, hunker down, this'll take a while.

NEVER POST AGAIN

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I'm positive it wasn't the married one.

[1234-5678 0]

Oh, Jen. The one I messed with when I was in my band, right right. Didn't work out.

[The Czech Republic 0]

You know, at least MikeSC was funny in point-by-point rebuttals. That whole thing was painful to read. Just exhausting.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Oh, Jen. The one I messed with when I was in my band, right right. Didn't work out.

That's the one.

[1234-5678 0]

But on the plus side, Jen knocked up for me out of nowhere, sometime during last summer. We took a ride, walked around Penn's Landing passing a bottle of vodka and orange juice back and forth, and then pulled into a shady spot down by the airport and had "one last time" as she put it, before she totally committed to her new boyfriend.

 

Man, girls are scum, eh?

[Guest Failed Mascot]

You should have put effort into it and made an actual relationship. One of these days you're gonna look back at all these good ones ya let slip through your fingers and you're gonna be pissed. You'll get pissed because you'll be thinking about them fucking somebody else when they should be fucking you.

[1234-5678 0]

When you've already had the girl of your dreams, and the two of you were torn apart by circumstances beyond your control, most of the new ones you encounter can hardly even compare.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

and the two of you were torn apart by circumstances beyond your control

she gained weight?

[1234-5678 0]

Ah, comedy. I like comedy.

 

Nah, and I am sure I have told this before but...........I was engaged, she got pregnant, parents threatened to stop paying for college if she had it, we went through an abortion, she went nuts, spent some time in a "hospital", the family blamed me, the end. Long story short.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

So go find her again and elope or some shit.

 

JAxl and Joon

[1234-5678 0]

Nah, the postscript is where her Mom hooks her up with someone who............guess what? Knocks her up! She has it and drops out of school, so all their bullshit they pulled the first time to get me out of her life blew up in their face.

 

And this real winner already had three kids who he didn't support.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I haven't had an overly memorable year since 2002, but this one may prove to be different, as I am quitting drinking for at least a month starting on Monday, will most likely be working two jobs for most of the year, and I plan on going back to school.

Great willpower you got there.

[2GOLD 0]

The morale of Jaxl's story?

When Mom tries to control, the shit usually STILL hits the fan. Only repeatedly.

 

You seem like the perfect person for that one thread in lsd for advice. Cause you've been there.

[1234-5678 0]

Hey, I lasted like a week, and I cannot get to the aforementioned jobs until my tax return comes in so I can afford contacts so I can drive. So there!

 

Fine, I have no willpower, I accept your criticism.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

You're gonna die from liver failure.

[1234-5678 0]

Bullshit, I'm only 23, I highly doubt that.............

 

BRB, crippling pain in abdominal area...........

[Zack Malibu 0]

You know what JAxl needs right now?

 

 

A SEXY PARTY!

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

And a toupee.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

He needs to sell his computer to buy more alcohol. Dead sooner, and not posting here.

 

victory.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Guys, I got to first base with a fat chick last night. Should I make a thread?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Did yoy scoop her vag?

 

I wonder is Jaxl realises how pathetic this thread has made him look? even moreso than usual...

[Guest netslob]

NEVER POST AGAIN

 

i'm afraid i'll have to respectfully decline.

 

You know, at least MikeSC was funny in point-by-point rebuttals. That whole thing was painful to read. Just exhausting.

 

i don't seem to recall the part where anyone forced you to read it. just hit the "Back" button at the top of your screen and, boom, it goes away. no fuss, no muss.

 

and shit, i thought i was out of shape...if your exhausted from simply READING, you need a work-out plan, buddy.

[1234-5678 0]

Did yoy scoop her vag?

 

I wonder is Jaxl realises how pathetic this thread has made him look? even moreso than usual...

I caught onto that, but then I thought that netslob's patheticness had outweighed my own.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

netslob isn't exactly anyone you should compare yourself to to feel better about yourself.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

NEVER POST AGAIN

 

i'm afraid i'll have to respectfully decline.

 

You know, at least MikeSC was funny in point-by-point rebuttals. That whole thing was painful to read. Just exhausting.

 

i don't seem to recall the part where anyone forced you to read it. just hit the "Back" button at the top of your screen and, boom, it goes away. no fuss, no muss.

 

and shit, i thought i was out of shape...if your exhausted from simply READING, you need a work-out plan, buddy.

Honestly, you are the whiniest bitch in the history of the internet.

[1234-5678 0]

netslob isn't exactly anyone you should compare yourself to to feel better about yourself.

I don't have to feel better about myself. I love myself.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Jaxl, post pictures of girls you've made out with. Preferbly naked.

[1234-5678 0]

Hey, AOO, KKK, and Mascot have all seen my evil handiwork.

 

Mwa hahahahahahahahahaha.

 

Ok that's enough laughing. All the pictures I used to have are gone since my old computer died, and I am on a laptop now.

 

But here, enjoy this old picture of me when I could grow hair and had hope for the future.