iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6815294/ Now Vince is definately going to bring her back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Wasn't she in legal trouble back during the whore Annoying Shit Contest that cost WWE $250,000? If so, I'm really not surprised. She looked like a trouble maker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Who is she? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted January 13, 2005 For those who hate clicking links... CLEVELAND - A Playboy Playmate accused of karate-kicking the ex-girlfriend of NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia was acquitted Wednesday of a misdemeanor assault charge. But Carmella DeCesare, who is dating the Cleveland Browns player, was convicted of violating a protection order and placed on probation for one year. Judge Anita Laster Mays also ordered DeCesare to pay a $150 fine and serve 24 hours of community service. According to testimony, Garcia dated Kristen Hine, 32, four or five times but later dropped her for DeCesare, 22. The Playmate of the Year testified Wednesday that Garcia cheated on her with Hine. Nasty phone calls and threatening voice mails followed and culminated in a confrontation Aug. 21 at the Tramp nightclub. Name-calling ensued, and a friend of Hine’s dumped a drink on DeCesare. Each woman had to be restrained. Hine accused DeCesare of grabbing a dance pole and kicking her in the head. DeCesare told the judge that she was dancing on a table when one of Hine’s friends started “coming at me full-force, swinging like a guy.” She said she kicked the woman in self-defense but denied kicking Hine. Garcia testified that DeCesare was defending herself. “It’s embarrassing that I am here today, to be caught up in a situation like this,” he said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Who is she? She was one of two finalists in the quarter million dollar raw diva search. She lost because nobody liked her but me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I stopped reading at "A Playboy Playmate accused of karate-kicking the ex-girlfriend of NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia..." because it can't get any better than that. Unless Batman stopped her. But he didn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I stopped reading at "A Playboy Playmate accused of karate-kicking the ex-girlfriend of NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia..." because it can't get any better than that. Unless Batman stopped her. But he didn't. There's a time and a place for the Bat Pimp Slap, my friend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 amazing how this is suppose to be relevent to the WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted January 13, 2005 It is because we might as well talk about how Vince will bring her back. She can do a karate Kick? Thats good enough; put the title on her now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted January 13, 2005 The Battle of the Century: Chick Kick vs. Bitch Kick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yankovic fan 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 the Tramp nightclub. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Honestly, Carmella looked 10 times hotter in court than she ever did during the Diva Search. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 All I found out from this is Jeff Garcia gets lots of tail. Other than that, I see no use for this story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I stopped reading at "A Playboy Playmate accused of karate-kicking the ex-girlfriend of NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia..." because it can't get any better than that. Unless Batman stopped her. But he didn't. Batman was busy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Honestly, Carmella looked 10 times hotter in court than she ever did during the Diva Search. I was thinking the same thing. And it's pretty releveant considering she's still going to be with the company, ESPECIALLY after this. They'll make her look like this crazy Diva...and no one will care other than Vince, but hey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
humongous2002 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Honestly, Carmella looked 10 times hotter in court than she ever did during the Diva Search. Maybe she had time to have plastic surgery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I stopped reading at "A Playboy Playmate accused of karate-kicking the ex-girlfriend of NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia..." because it can't get any better than that. Unless Batman stopped her. But he didn't. Batman was busy. What the fuck? What game is that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I'd rather watch Carmella fight Kristin Hine at WrestleMania than HHH/Orton OR HHH/Batista. Maybe she had time to have plastic surgery. Or, maybe she was trying to look professional & civilized rather than look like a wanna-be 'diva' and thus had her hair and make-up done differently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I stopped reading at "A Playboy Playmate accused of karate-kicking the ex-girlfriend of NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia..." because it can't get any better than that. Unless Batman stopped her. But he didn't. Batman was busy. What the fuck? What game is that? Looks like it's from Raw vs. Smackdown. Or some other recent WWE game on PS2... or maybe Xbox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nater Report post Posted January 14, 2005 Jeff Garcia? She could at least nab a real QB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted January 14, 2005 I just thought... this could be a good title for a TV sitcom! The name is like Charlies in Charge. Carmella in Court could be about a whore who is a lawyer by day and a hooker by night. Smell the ratings... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jumpingbombangel Report post Posted January 14, 2005 I just thought... this could be a good title for a TV sitcom! The name is like Charlies in Charge. Carmella in Court could be about a whore who is a lawyer by day and a hooker by night. Smell the ratings... There's not enough distinction between lawyer and hooker for that idea to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted January 14, 2005 I just thought... this could be a good title for a TV sitcom! The name is like Charlies in Charge. Carmella in Court could be about a whore who is a lawyer by day and a hooker by night. Smell the ratings... naaw, it's not rating's you'd smell...more like 2 week old haddock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted January 14, 2005 It's better than 90% of the slop FOX puts on their primetime lineups. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2005 I stopped reading at "A Playboy Playmate accused of karate-kicking the ex-girlfriend of NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia..." because it can't get any better than that. Unless Batman stopped her. But he didn't. Batman was busy. What the fuck? What game is that? 2003's RAW2 on X-Box. The game mostly sucked (too many programming glitches), but it had an awesome CAS system (downloaded theme music, NWO t-shirts, and Jeff Hardy's ramp dance were all features...Admittedly, Batman's ears and insignia were photoshopped in). I just thought... this could be a good title for a TV sitcom! The name is like Charlies in Charge. Carmella in Court could be about a whore who is a lawyer by day and a hooker by night. Smell the ratings... There's not enough distinction between lawyer and hooker for that idea to work. The difference between a lawyer screwing you for money and a hooker screwing you for money is that the hooker does what you ask. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sek69 Report post Posted January 15, 2005 Let's not forget that no one liked her when she was doing the Diva Search because she made it clear all she cared about was the money and had no interest or respect for the business. To be honest, I have to admit I loved the segment where the other wannabes took turns calling her a cum guzzling gutter slut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2005 Honestly, Carmella looked 10 times hotter in court than she ever did during the Diva Search. Maybe she had time to have plastic surgery. It looked like she was only wearing half the makeup as usual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Breakdancingbatista Report post Posted January 15, 2005 I preferred Camrella to Christy. I always thought that Carmella would've really fitted in as a heel manager for Evolution or a new heel stable, not to mention she was damn fine aswell. Christy Hemme just irritates me. She can not actually do a thing but pose and jump around in pillow fight bores. I can't see her ever managing or being involved in a storyline ever, she's just going to keep posing jumping in random segments on RAW and on pay per views just to make WWE feel justified in holding this Diva Search. Sure she's nice and all that but I can't see why she's there at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted January 15, 2005 If I had my way I would've declared them all losers and gave myself the $50,000.... yeah, I got it from the Simpsons, but who remembers that episode? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
