The OAO SmackDown! Thread for 1/13/05

[Guest LooneyTune]

The F.A.G. abducted Joy for her melons!..

 

...

 

The flu has really knocked me silly.

Why would a bunch of F.A.G.'s steal Joy? For legal advice?

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Hey, it's the happy-go-lucky jobberweight champion!

 

And why is JBL Rob Feinstein's man of the year? And do I really want to know?

[Guest LooneyTune]

I hate watching Smackdown when I'm sick . I don't understand a thing that's going on. JBL is being presented an award from F.A.G.'s? Some Diva Search bitch disappeared? Funaki is still Cruiserweight champion?!

[Guest Phenom]

JBL is being presented an award from F.A.G.'s? Some Diva Search bitch disappeared? Funaki is still Cruiserweight champion?!

*Twilight Zone music plays*

[Guest LooneyTune]

FUNAKI WINS! FUNAKI WINS! FUNAKI WINS! Five in a row! Five in a row! Five in a row!

[Guest Phenom]

It's the Coolest Man on Earth!

[Guest LooneyTune]

"Who Ran Steve Austin?" this ain't. Where's Kurt Angle to blame Essa Rios?

[BorneAgain 0]

Damn, Carlito talks fast.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Hmm.

OMG!

 

OJ Did it!

[BorneAgain 0]

Typical, white girl goes missing and they blame OJ.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Orlando Jordan kidnapped Joy? Go figure...

[Guest Phenom]

Hmm.

OMG!

 

OJ Did it!

It took me a while to get that joke.

[JoeDirt 0]

It's another episode of Smackdown Clue.

[Guest Phenom]

It's another episode of Smackdown Clue.

It was Professer Palumbo with the Superkick in the Locker Room.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Who stole Big Show's fun bags... I mean Joy?

 

Was it... Kurt Angle, in the bedroom, with the dildo?

JBL, in the shower, with the bar of soap?

OJ, in the bushes, with a hunting knife?

[JoeDirt 0]

Nice to see Torrie and Jackie are still earning their paychecks.

[BorneAgain 0]

Who stole Big Show's fun bags... I mean Joy?

 

Was it... Kurt Angle, in the bedroom, with the dildo?

            JBL, in the shower, with the bar of soap?

            OJ, in the bushes, with a hunting knife?

Heidenreich in the Boiler Room with Little Johnny?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Nice to see Torrie and Jackie are still earning their paychecks.

They were with Puder the other week.

 

Speaking of good to see a man earning his..er..well..money..

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Haha JBL was voted Man of the Year by a group named FAG.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Just think... when people get their wish for the end of the Brand Split, we'll get 40 minutes of Hunter on both RAW AND Smackdown.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

HHH even gets to have a 15 minute interview on Smackdown...

[Guest Phenom]

BUH-TIS-TAH!

[Guest LooneyTune]

B. Gorden Allensworth looks like a F.A.G.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

He should lisp.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

He looks too much like Al Wilson.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

GGA looks a bit like Al Wilson (may he rest in peace).

[Guest LooneyTune]

He looks too much like Al Wilson.

... Don't give anyone ideas!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Bradshaw works in Agriculture?

 

He gave them fertilizer..lol

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

GGA looks a bit like Al Wilson (may he rest in peace).

Did he really die?

[Guest Phenom]

Bradshaw works in Agriculture?

 

He gave them fertilizer..lol

The F.A.G. know their soil.