Lightning Flik's Thread of Rage and Hurt Feelings

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I can't sit idly by and watch him derail a perfectly good McDonalds thread, so here is a thread for him to vent.

 

I think he's dying or something, so let him have his peace in here.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I told you all many threads ago that he would wind up cracking under the pressures of life. This isn't some petty brush fire that can be put out with a few hugs either. God help whomever ends up getting in the way of his furious slaps and scratches.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Now, now, let's not clutter up this thread with non-Lightning Flik posts. Don't stand in his way—it's not like you dudes prevent Bob Barron from making his Make-a-Wish trips to the Saturday Nite Live studios.

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[Vern Gagne]

He's become obsessed with winning KKK's contest.

[MrRant]

Yet another TSM poster ripping me off.

[Sideburnious]

You're really a deer grazing?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Yet another TSM poster ripping me off.

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[The Czech Republic]

That isn't a new deer. That's a deer that finally fucking snapped.

[MrRant]

It's a fucking Elk, nimrods.

[DerangedHermit]

It's a fucking Elk nimrods.

What the hell is an elk nimrods?

[MrRant]

You should be banned for that avatar.

[Sly]

I'm sad that there's a thread about Flik, yet no posts by him.

[Guest HungryJack]

Flik is a sad, sad man.