Finally

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

i'm sorry, this was too funny not to post.

 

as you may know, pentegon R&D goes a tad overboard occasionally and asks for money to research things like time travel, teleporting, and sattilites that shoot lasers (wait that was Regan), but this one is particularly weird.

 

enjoy

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

Either that, or we could use them for body armor.

[Jingus]

Hell, why not? They only spent a little over a million bucks a year on this research, which is nothing in the big picture. I for one think that efforts to develop non-lethal (and incredibly funny) weapons like these should continue. After all, it'd be pretty hard for the terrorists of the world to continue their jihad if, in the middle of one of his videotaped speeches, Bin Laden suddenly dropped trou and started assfucking the cameraman.

[AndrewTS]

Either that, or we could use them for body armor.

"We will now engage Operation Get Behind the Fudgepackers."

 

Call me when they perfect the Sheepinator.

[DerangedHermit]

Hey, where's This Thread Is Ghey to fag up this thread?

 

Or Kotz?

[Dogbert]

They could call it the Meat Missile.

 

It'd be awesome.

[Sideburnious]

It sounds like a weapon a troupe of 12 year olds would use on "bad guys" who tried to break into their house/rob something in a straight to video disney release

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Just use huge clouds of MDMA mixed with DMSO..

[2GOLD]

Someone watched the movie "Brain Candy" one too many times I do say.

[Ripper]

Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says

 

There is a joke to be made there....I just can't figure out how to make it right now...but its there.

 

 

 

I needs to get me some of that "make me sexually irresistable" stuff. It might make my "have sex with Mya and/or Nelly Furtado" pledge come true sooner(cause its eventually gonna happen anyway)