The OAO Velocity/SNL Thread for 1/15/05

[Guest Fook_Theta]

Strong-style is lethal!

 

They so need to pull the fucking trigger on Akio as "korean" Bruce Lee.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Did I just hear Josh say "American and Japanese Strong Style"??

 

Jesus.

[Guest LooneyTune]

ASAI MOONSAULT! So long Ultimo...

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

OH FUCK!

[Exslade ZX 0]

Holy shit...does London always try to kill himself when he faces Akio? Damn.

[Guest Fook_Theta]

Oh shit markout. Ultimo Dragon!

[DangerousDamon 0]

Is it me or is Josh Matthews the best announcer in WWE?

[Guest LooneyTune]

These two guys fucking rule.. .Thank You.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Good facials from London.

 

I want this feud.

[Guest Fook_Theta]

SHADES OF TIGER MASK

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I heard Tiger Mask mentioned!

 

...wonder which one he meant though.

[Guest LooneyTune]

If these tow wrestled every week, I wouldn't complain

[Vyce 0]

Ah, so they're still kayfabing that Akio is a) Japanese and b) doesn't speak a lick of English.

 

Quaint.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

OH FUCKING SNAP!!!

[Guest Phenom]

AKIO WINS, MOTHERFUCKER!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

They're 1 and 1 now!

 

Put them on the PPV for a match!

 

Oooh, handshake! Nice!

[Guest LooneyTune]

... Excuse me. (marks the fuck out) Best Match of 2005... Ok, so the year is only 2 weeks old.

[Guest Fook_Theta]

Well they might stop that after a while, especially since he said something like "Oh you want to chant USA eh?" during tonights match. OH well, I take what I can get.

 

Kaientai 2005!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

He should just call it a 720 Press rather than Akiotime.

[AnonymousBroccoli 0]

Cool match, though Romero was reaching almost Don West levels of overselling at times.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Romero said STINGER SPLASH!?! He's my new hero.

JR has been calling Benjamin's splash as such for a few weeks now on Raw.

 

Glad I bothered to check the WWE.com Velocity preview tonight, because that was a damn good match. Liked the handshake.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Romero proved he doesn't outright suck in that match... and Matthews is the best commentator EVER. Ultimo Dragon AND Tiger Mask mentions in a 6:00 match... Jesus... awesome.

[Guest Phenom]

He should just call it a 720 Press rather than Akiotime.

STOP!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Akiotime!

[Guest Fook_Theta]

Guys I think we can all agree on where Akio buys his ring gear.

 

 

Personally I hope London starts wearing this:

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

They need to play up the fact that these two are killing each other for nothing. "There's no belt on the line, there's not big PPV check, it's almost midnight. They don't get recognition on Smackdown. Why are these two guys going at it like it's the main event at Wrestlemania each and everytime they wrestle eachother?" and then you can throw in other cruiserweights who want to be part of the cruiser revolution whose main goal is to steal the show.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Mathews is slowly getting "OH MY GOD!!!" into his commentary. Right now it's just the astonished "Oh my god", but soon enough it will be the going nuts "OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!"

[Vyce 0]

Romero said STINGER SPLASH!?! He's my new hero.

JR has been calling Benjamin's splash as such for a few weeks now on Raw.

Sting is coming to the WWE to lead the Invasion.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Holy Shit, this new guy is awesome. Stinkfinger. Classic.

[Guest LooneyTune]

"Where in the Smackdown Locker Room is Joy Sandiego?"

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Topher Grace just gave up on that accent

 

Brad and Jen... a quandry for the ages.