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The 2004 Gooker Winner Announced!

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Looking back, you can't really argue with that. I couldn't even recap that mess. The only worthwhile thing to come out of it was "Cum sucking gutter slut."

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Glad it won. I voted for it, because frankly Kane-Lita and the Snitsky angle were too unintentionally hilarious to hate.

 

The Diva Search was painful, though.

 

This is probably more of a Gen Wrestling topic, but I guess that's up to the mods.

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Kane's performance in that angle (up until Snitsky got involved) was just too awesome to bash. And you had the Wedding from Hell, which had this, so I'll be DAMMNED if someone speaks ill of it.

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Ah the memories. If ANYONE has the Rock segment from this summer (I think that was the last time he was on WWE TV, too), please let me know...it's so intentionally funny (not by WWE...by the Rock himself) that I'd say it's pretty controversial but considering nobody was watching it, that's why no one talks about it.

 

"Ya know, the Rock hasn't watched much of the show lately..."

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Guest FromBeyondTheGrave

"Having a cock in your mouth has nothing to do with wrestling."

 

Holy shit! Sylvain Grenier is fucked!

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Guest Ransome

Trish Stratus: "I just wanted to take a moment to congratulate the two of you on making it this far. I mean, I know it's been tough. With the ice cream eating, and the pie eating - I'm getting full just thinking about it! Have you been thinking about the money you'll be making? Think about how you're going to be spending it? Christy, maybe you can turn it down a little and buy yourself some decaf? And Carmella, maybe you could buy yourself, oh I don't know...a personality?"

 

Man, Trish rules. Ever since her heel turn, she seems to have been cutting far and away the best promos of any WWE diva.

 

I just wish they'd have let other wrestlers get on the mic and voice their true opinions of the Diva Search, especially Jazz and Gail Kim, given that they were fired to make room for all of the Diva contestants.

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Guest DeathBecomesYou

Even a few of the girls that are still with the company would still have some not so nice things to say about the DS girls. Victoria recently took a very subtle shot at Christy in an interview and I remember Ivory wrote a commentary on her site saying some very nasty things about the competition too. The only "wrestling" girl in the company who wouldn't say anything would probably be Molly, she seems too nice to say shit about anyone.

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Fine pick for the winner, since that was pure and utter crap. JBL is coming along and is getting away from the Wrestlecrap mode, so I'm glad he didn't win.

 

And I'm glad RD had those clips of the Diva Diss, because I never did tape that episode, and I wanted to see what they were saying again.

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I am so glad that I didn't watch any of that Diva Search shit. Looking at the recap I would have voted for that if I had seen it. Instead, I went with the (almost) death of Paul Bearer.

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While a complete and utter waste of time and money, I don't think that this should be the gooker winner ... the Kane/Lita debacle was more offensive and lame to me as a wrestling fan, and there were other things that I would have voted for (can't remember what other options RD had to vote for).

 

Actually, I'm having a much harder time calling myself a wrestling fan these days ... I've probably watched about 2 hours total in the last two months.

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I have to agree with the Diva Search myself. Snitsky/Kane actually had its moments. The Diva Search got boos for nearly every segment, cost a few women who could actually wrestle their jobs. And what did they get in return? A bunch of random bimbos who can occasionally almost interview someone.

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I think the article summed it up best, how bad does something have to be when even The Rock can't make it entertaining?

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The Kamala segment was the worst. It was funny to see Kamala (and he got a pop) when he was first revealed. But then the segment just dragged on and on. Carmella just stood and laughed for her 30 seconds.

 

Stupid Diva contest

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I voted for the Diva Search and I'm glad most people agreed with me.

 

It's funny to hear Amy and Joy saying that awful stuff now since they have become mainstays on Smackdown. Amy has actually been quite good in her role (IMO) and I've gradually come to accept Joy, she's harmless enough.

 

I'm still not sure why Candace, Maria, Lauren, and Michelle McCool are around though.

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Does anyone know what came in 2nd and 3rd in this vote? I wouldn't have voted for Kane/Lita/Snitsky at all...hell that angle had me tuning in to Raw for weeks on end, haha. Mainly to see how hilariously horrible it could get, but at least it entertained in some fashion.

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Does anyone know what came in 2nd and 3rd in this vote? I wouldn't have voted for Kane/Lita/Snitsky at all...hell that angle had me tuning in to Raw for weeks on end, haha. Mainly to see how hilariously horrible it could get, but at least it entertained in some fashion.

Final poll results are here:

 

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/mailbag.html

 

JBL: WWE Champ came in second.

 

The entry did remind me of the horrible casting special, where it seems like they cut plenty of girls far more attractive than the early cuts on Raw and the judges flat out insulted plenty of them.

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Does anyone know what came in 2nd and 3rd in this vote?  I wouldn't have voted for Kane/Lita/Snitsky at all...hell that angle had me tuning in to Raw for weeks on end, haha.  Mainly to see how hilariously horrible it could get, but at least it entertained in some fashion.

Final poll results are here:

 

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/mailbag.html

 

JBL: WWE Champ came in second.

 

The entry did remind me of the horrible casting special, where it seems like they cut plenty of girls far more attractive than the early cuts on Raw and the judges flat out insulted plenty of them.

I had totally forgotten about Mordecai and Voodoo-Booker T...

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