Wrestlers with ridiculous/stupid real names.

[Sass 0]

Matt Ghaffari.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Larry Zbyszko = Larry Whistler

 

Makes me think of the first Trancers movie.

[bob_barron 0]

Ok, they're not a wrestler, but there was a girl named Anita Dick. I have the yearbook to prove it.

There was someone in my phonebook named Ivana Fuckova

[Nighthawk 0]

Yeah, but that was clearly a joke. I knew this person's family. There was a rich history of Dicks in that town.

 

Also, Tony Schiavone's real first name is Noah.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Who in their right mind would name their kid "BROCK"? Imagine the insult with what rhymes with that name.

I'd take that back if I where you...

[King Cucaracha 0]

Tracy Smothers

 

I bet she does. HI-YO~!

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back in my hometown, i found the name Harold Sachs in the phone book. so i called him and flushed the toilet over the phone.

[Guest The Decadent Slacker]

Shannon Moore.

 

No guy should have the name Shannon. I hate it when parents name guys with names like that. Do they not think they'll get picked on?

I actually went to school with a pretty blonde girl named Shannon Moore. Whenever i see her around i always feel the need to laugh.

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back in my hometown, i found the name Harold Sachs in the phone book. so i called him and flushed the toilet over the phone.

If you're using the Beavis & BUTT-head joke, it's Harry Sacks (sp?). Get it? Hairy Sack... wow, looking back on it now, that is quite lame.

 

I think what was funnier was BUTT-head actually taking a crap with the phone near by, so Harry could hear the plop. Now that is still funny.

[Guest Loss]

Pfohl and Fleihr are definitely the worst last names ever. I can understand why the both changed their last names.

 

Also, why did Tammy use the name "Fytch" in SMW instead of "Sytch"? Either way, it sounds like bad slang for the clitoris.

[Guest netslob]

back in my hometown, i found the name Harold Sachs in the phone book.  so i called him and flushed the toilet over the phone. 

If you're using the Beavis & BUTT-head joke, it's Harry Sacks (sp?). Get it? Hairy Sack... wow, looking back on it now, that is quite lame.

 

I think what was funnier was BUTT-head actually taking a crap with the phone near by, so Harry could hear the plop. Now that is still funny.

i was refering to that, but i was also being completely serious. there really was a guy in the phone book named Harold Sachs, and i really did call him and flush the toilet and yelling "Harry Sachs!!". i did it a couple of times, actually, but it got old really quick. i'm just glad he didn't have voice-mail.

[Guest Trivia247]

Randy Savage's last name is Poffo. I'd say going w/ Savage was a wise move.

 

Rey Misterio (w/ or w/out the Jr.) is a hell of a lot better than Oscar Gutierrez.

 

Arn Anderson >>>>> Marty Lunde.

certainly didn't help his Brother Leaping Lanny any.

 

even after he became a Genius