Proposing anal sex during intercourse.

[Nighthawk 0]

She's Mexican, by the way, so I can never introduce her to JSYK.

 

Is she mustached?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Inc has a new piece of ass?  Awwwwwwww.  Young lust.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

You old fucks.

Die.

 

She's Mexican, by the way, so I can never introduce her to JSYK.

You're inching closer to a black girl, Incandenza. Have you broken race boundaries before? The 1 and a half mexican girls I've slept with enjoyed anal, for whatever that's worth to you.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

My first girlfriend was a Korean. Also, I dated this one girl who was half Cuban, so yeah, I've crossed the color line in years past.

 

But a black girl. I still dream....

[Ripper 0]

How many girls actually enjoy it? Everytime I ever got to do it, the girl said she was doing it for my enjoyment only.

More than you would think. But I think it is like smoking. It actually isn't good the first time, but dammit you have to try it again. And once you get used to it, you love the heck out of it. Thats how alot if girls I know feel about it. Hated it at first, but like it alot now.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I've mated with 1 and a half black girls as well. The half girls in both anectdotes were one girl combined, obv.

 

Asians are a no-go however, as the only ones around here work at one of the two chinese restaurants. That's not really too strong a fetish with me, either.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'd like to get some eastern european mail order bride, maybe. There's a certain bleakness to girls from former soviet republics that I find very enticing.

[Nighthawk 0]

I wouldn't like having Asians describe me as a fetish.

Asians are good if they're actually from Asia, as they'll usually know their place. Americanized Asians can be irritating. Good to help you with your homework though.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I wouldn't mind getting with an Indian—as in from India—girl. I once saw this movie called Kama Sutra (not to be confused with the book, though they both contain loads of sex) and man, it had some hot, hot, hot women.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I bet a poor girl from the Ukraine would take it in the jar.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The Korean girl I dated was born in America, though she wasn't very Americanized. Her parents were born in South Korea and had impenetrable accents. They were also practicing Buddhists (so was she); I don't think they liked their only child dating a secular white boy.

 

When I bumped into her a few years later, she'd become AZN. Such is life.

[Nighthawk 0]

I swear to you, girls from eastern europe are good. That's worth your time to seek out.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

She's Mexican, by the way, so I can never introduce her to JSYK.

 

Is she mustached?

Waxes.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

They seem like they'd be clever somehow. Adept at survival, at least. Or else sterile from pollution.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Incandenza's girl has gnarly leg hair if she lets it go, I bet.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I guess I knew a Mexican girl tends to get hair in places where most girls don't, but I was still a little taken aback when, this morning, I saw the slightest trace of stubble on her upper lip. It was gone after she took a shower, fortunately!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Incandenza's girl has gnarly leg hair if she lets it go, I bet.

I'll dump her if she does.

[Nighthawk 0]

I bet she has a bit of a gut too. That's not uncommon in Mexican girls. They carry it pretty well though.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

True on both counts.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Describe her teeth, and any tattoos or piercings she might have. Crucial information for anal authorization probability figuring.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Her teeth are straight and clean. She has four tattoos—one on the back of her neck, one on the small of her back, and one on each hip bone. All of them are done well, though boring.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

She also has a monroe piercing. Which I don't care for, but it's small, so I can deal with it.

[Nighthawk 0]

On the small of her back? You're good to go. She may as well have put old west saloon doors on her asshole.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You're green lit. Let your fingers wander.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

See? Simultaneous agreement from both IDRM and myself. Have we ever steered you wrong?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I know from experience that not every girl with a tat on the small of her back digs anal.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

This one does.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Because she's Mexican?

[Nighthawk 0]

She'll call you Papi.

[Spicy McHaggis 0]

How many girls actually enjoy it? Everytime I ever got to do it, the girl said she was doing it for my enjoyment only.

Nah, she most likely wanted it. She probably was going for the double-whammy of getting off but still running the guilt-trip on you.

[Cartman 0]

I hope you don't mind but I had to throw that IDRM quote in my sig