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you_make_me_sick.jpg

 

 

YES now I have a photo of that. Thank you. I saw that guy, or someone with that same sign at UW a few years ago. OMG DYKES ON BIKES NOOOOOOOO

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Well shit, who does that dude approve of?

 

Guys who lug around giant signs all day and yell at people?

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The girl I named my cat after, on the left. Notice the sign in the background.

 

*cut pic*

 

Malia looks a bit like your current girlfriend, Matt.

 

And why'd you name your cat after her?

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The girl I named my cat after, on the left. Notice the sign in the background.

 

*cut pic*

 

Malia looks a bit like your current girlfriend, Matt.

 

And why'd you name your cat after her?

 

I just really liked the name, and she's also the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

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My professor last night in my simulations class did a google search for sliderules to show what they were to people who had never seen them and this photo popped up. A good laugh was had by all.

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I don't actually like this picture. I only included it because I figured that Carnical would hate it. Anyways:

http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/4841570/798300

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