Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 Yesterday, I told my girlfriend I loved her. Not good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 were you trying to get to your Heineken? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 It'll probably sour within the next month, which would put this relationship at a total of two months, which means Agent wins the pool, I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 were you trying to get to your Heineken? Booze was involved, yes. She was way too excited when I said it. Fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 So what, it was true? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 I have a strong fondness for her. The declaration of love was more of a "in the heat of passion" thing. And a drunken thing. That, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 You should have added "...man." after you said it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 yeah, you might be fucked. one girl i dated told me the first night we were going out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 I'm going to pretend that it never happened, unless she says she loves me first. Then I'll respond in kind. Because I'm an asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 21, 2005 OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 I wish I had some advice but I don't. When I actually do fall in love I close my eyes and dive in headlong, otherwise I'm a heartless manipulator. godthedog was really right about that Kierkegaard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 I wasn't feeling that bad about it until an hour ago, when I glanced at her livejournal, only to find she'd written about it there. Is nothing sacred? (Yes, I am aware that I am posting about it on a message board, but no one here knows the persons involved, nor did I use names. Not the case on her end.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 21, 2005 Married in a year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 21, 2005 Either way, one of my scenarios will be right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 Why don't you show us the livejournal, Incandenza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 And I still haven't had anal. I think she and I have different definitions of "love." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 Why don't you show us the livejournal, Incandenza. http://www.livejournal.com/users/supremalatina Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 I can't believe she said that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 I can't believe she said that! He must have been WAY boozed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 21, 2005 From the looks of what she wrote, she looks like she just might try anal, Inc. I mean, if she really loves you and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted February 21, 2005 If she's ready to settle down and have kids then this may entice her to stop taking birth control. Accidental pregnancy here you come! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LINK!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 21, 2005 You said it first? I'm betting she used a mexican mind trick on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted February 21, 2005 Hey Incandenza, ask your girlfriend if she finds Speedy Gonzales cartoons offensive. I'm just curious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 You said it first? I'm betting she used a mexican mind trick on you. She's only the third girl to whom I've said it; the second one to whom I didn't mean it. I generally take the word "love" very seriously, but I can't explain what caused this slip up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 You said it first? I'm betting she used a mexican mind trick on you. She's only the third girl to whom I've said it; the second one to whom I didn't mean it. I generally take the word "love" very seriously, but I can't explain what caused this slip up. Well you already said booze was involved, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 21, 2005 I've dated numerous girls and except for two occasions—one of which being due to youthful naivete; the other being that I really did love her—I have never told a girl I was seeing I loved her. Alcohol may've played a part, but then I've been drunk around girlfriends before without the urge to use the 'l' word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 Maybe you really do, and you just are trying to tell yourself you don't because you've only been together for a small amount of time. Or maybe your justs really want anal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big McLargeHuge 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 Anal is so gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted February 22, 2005 Hey Incandenza, ask your girlfriend if she finds Speedy Gonzales cartoons offensive. I'm just curious. I expect an answer to this some time tommorow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
