Talk about people you've met

[Guest wildpegasus]

I imagine everyone on this board must have met lots of different and interesting people in their lives.

 

So I thought it'd be a good idea to get a topic going where we can discuss different people we have encountered in life because I don't think it's been done before and of course this should bring some intriguing stories to the board.

 

 

 

Questions would be a good way to discuss this. I'd answer some of these but some people know me on this board so I'm going to stay somewhat quiet.

 

 

 

1) Who is the strangest person you have ever met before? Stories? Craziest?

 

 

 

2) Who is the hottest person you have ever met before? Stories?

 

 

 

3) Strongest?

 

 

 

4) Shyist?

 

 

 

5) Hungriest as in having a passion to suceed in something?

 

 

 

6) Hungriest as in the amount of food eaten? Vice versa (people who eat no food)

 

 

 

7) Most deceptive?

 

 

 

9) Most popular?

 

 

 

10) Nicest?

 

 

 

11) Biggest jerk? backstabber?

 

 

 

12) Most Normal?

 

 

 

13) Most split personalites?

 

 

 

14) Most addicted to soemthing?

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'm addicted to love. Faced up to it a few years ago.

[Nighthawk 0]

I'm addicted to spuds.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

I'm a dick.

 

 

 

I'm addicted to you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lord, I love my pop-punk music!

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Wildpegasus; are you sure you don't have a vagina? I know you've backtracked in a couple of threads, but this one seems like pretty hard evidence.

[Jingus 0]

Hey, leave the poor guy alone. He actually convinced several people (including me) for about five minutes that he was a chick, which does take a little talent.

 

Just because I'm a compulsive name dropper, I'm gonna limit my answers to people in the wrestling business.

 

1) Who is the strangest person you have ever met before?

Koko B. Ware. He just wasn't all there. One night he cornered me at an indy show and proceeded to lecture me on the simplest basics of Psychology 101 as if he were hand-delivering to me the Deepest Esoteric Secrets of Wrestling on a stone tablet writ from God's own hands.

 

2) Who is the hottest person you have ever met before?

Tracy Brooks, easily.

 

3) Strongest?

The Harris brothers. I used to be scared of getting hurt in the ring, but having these two giant bald bastards hold me nine feet up in the air helped me get over that.

 

4) Shyist?

The Amazing Red. You'd swear the little guy was a twelve-year-old bookworm from the way he acts.

 

5) Hungriest as in having a passion to suceed in something?

Teddy Hart. Seriously. He's the type who'll go work out in the gym at 2:00 AM if he doesn't have the time earlier in the day.

 

6) Hungriest as in the amount of food eaten? Vice versa (people who eat no food)

The boss of my indy fed, a 400-pound guy called Krull. It's an awesome sight to watch him demolish a buffet.

 

7) Most deceptive?

Raven. Only talked to the guy a couple of times, but from watching him I always got the feeling he was trying to work people in subtle ways.

 

9) Most popular?

Sabu. Everyone loved him.

 

10) Nicest?

Bobby Eaton. All the "great guy" stories about him are true.

 

11) Biggest jerk?

Jeff G. Bailey. (The cool thing about Jeff is that he'll take this as a compliment.)

 

12) Most Normal?

Jerry Lynn, a guy so ordinary (except for his music tastes) you wonder just how the hell he ended up in wrestling.

 

13) Most split personalites?

Joel Gertner. I consider him a friend, but I never figured him out. He'd be a smiling bouncy happy dude one minute, and really depressed the next.

 

14) Most addicted to something?

Me. Just hang around me when I haven't had a cigarette today and see what I mean.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Last night I worked with a woman named Glee that the world would be better without.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

That's kinda ironic.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Five foot seven, 230 pounds, between ages 44-48 (I'm good at such estimations.) Electrocuted gray and mouse brown hair, big stupid lifeless eyes and sagging jowels draped like naughahyde curtains over mossy teeth, she spake it cyclic redundancies; pessimistic small talk about labor when some moron doesn't even know your name but yearns to tell you their life story anyway. She moved a lot of air, laboriously, with weak lungs under a flat but fat bosom. This hen torso rested upon a frightening hindquarters, skipping belly and lovehandle outright, transgressing directly to ass. Her jeans (black) were pulled up at least half a foot north of her no-doubt cavernous navel, not two hands higher than where the groin of her pants cleft in twain to accomodate her polish sausage labia.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

You should write romance novels.

[Guest Regina Phelange]

Agent is a Marquis de Sade in training.......jesus, where do you work?

 

One of the all-around best people I know endured the abdominal workout section of Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam video on my living room floor.......hardcore, I tell you!

[Slayer 0]

I met Failed Mascot for a couple of days in September '00

[Nighthawk 0]

I met the Crypt Keeper. For real.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Steiny drove a forklift about the first three months I worked there. He had a flat top, and was always tweaking his balls off. He picked faster than almost anyone else on any shift in the warehouse. He'd hump boxes of food, and shout things like "FOOT IN THE BEAN DIP, DICK IN THE CHIPS!" at passersby. His eyes were generally bloodshot and bulging, and he walked like the ex-leper in The Life of Brian.

[KK Rage 0]

1) Who is the strangest person you have ever met before? Stories? Craziest?

 

Not sure, all of my friends are pretty insane.

 

 

 

2) Who is the hottest person you have ever met before? Stories?

 

My friend Taylor... best part was when we got hammered one night and hooked up.

 

 

 

3) Strongest?

My roommate can stack lawnmowers eight high at work (stock room) and lift washers and dryers over his head. I'd say him.

 

 

4) Shyist?

 

Another co-worker of mine. This guy literally has no social concepts. A friend put it best when he said "Kyle just kind of showed up." "How do I talk to girls?", he asks. Well, kid, maybe you cxould start by saying HI.

 

 

 

5) Hungriest as in having a passion to suceed in something?

 

My friend Kendra just got her Masters in Biology (Age 22) at Boston University so I'd have to say her. Or my Dad, who at 63 still does real estate seven days a week.

 

 

 

6) Hungriest as in the amount of food eaten? Vice versa (people who eat no food)

Oddly enough, once again the kid who has no social skills. The kid must eat eight times a day yet weighs maybe 140.

 

 

7) Most deceptive?

This douchbag who I used to live with. Stole from me, fucked my ex (didn't know I was home at the time), ratted out one of my boys to his g/f because he cheated once. Of course he deined all of this even though we caught him doing fucked up things many times. Fucked over countless of my other friends in one way or another, and now wonders why nobody calls him anymore.

 

 

9) Most popular?

My best friend in high school. Captain of the football team and hooked up with women like they were going out of style. Best part was everyone who hung out with him got all their hot friends.

 

 

10) Nicest?

 

Probably my brother.

 

 

 

11) Biggest jerk? backstabber?

See number 7.

 

 

 

12) Most Normal?

Does not apply to me or anyone I spend time with.

 

 

 

13) Most split personalites?

I have about 3 friends who are bi-polar, so I would have to say them. Either that or every woman I know in general.

 

 

14) Most addicted to something?

I drink 2+ pitchers of beer a day, so I would have to give that title to myself. If I can't pick myself for a category, I would have to say my stepmom, who smokes 4 packs a day.