teke184 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2005 http://www.kfyi.com/newpages/personalities...y_hill.html#dan A long, long time ago I can still remember how the news used to make me mad And I knew that if I could choose I'd prefer fair and balanced news And Maybe we'd get straight scoop for awhile But September made me grin I thought, at last, we could win Bias in the broadcast I knew that it could not last I can't remember if I sighed When I read about his desperate try But something touched me deep inside The day Dan Rather lied So, Bye bye, Dan Rather b' bye Told us Dubya didn't serve But that was a lie When caught by the bloggers You chose to deny So, this'll be the day your job dies This'll be the day your job dies When I turned on the tv news I did not want to hear some liberals' views But that's all the networks did And did you think it was pretty fun When Dan was embarrassed by Bush '41 The dead air time, remember that one And I know that you're fed up with him When he dressed up like Gunga Din Where were we to go Before talk radio? I was physically ill, I mean really sick When he mouthed off to our Tricky Dick But I knew we were all in luck The Day Dan Rather lied I started singin' bye bye, Dan Rather b' bye Told us Dubya didn't serve But that was a lie When caught by the bloggers You chose to deny So, this'll be the day your job dies This'll be the day your job dies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2005 And I knew that if I could choose I'd prefer fair and balanced news And Maybe we'd get straight scoop for awhile That line basically ruins the rest of the song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted March 8, 2005 Told us Dubya didn't serve But that was a lie http://www.cbsnews.com/htdocs/pdf/cbsstatement.pdf I know that I didn't type 'em. But the information in those is correct. http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/20/politics...ign/20bama.html http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles...t_guard?mode=PF http://www.usnews.com/usnews/news/articles/roane040908.htm http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/08/opinion/08kristof.html?hp ...retired lieutenant colonel Robert Mintz says he "heard George W. Bush get up there and say, 'I served in the 187th Air National Guard in Montgomery, Alabama.' "I said, 'Really? That was my unit. And I don't remember seeing you there,' " Mintz says. "So I called my friends and said, 'Did you know that George Bush served in our unit?' And everyone said, 'No, I never saw him there.' It would be impossible to be unseen in a unit of that size." http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/28/politics...n/28barnes.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 8, 2005 That line basically ruins the rest of the song. Too bad there wasn't a "lol" line in there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 8, 2005 Told us Dubya didn't serve But that was a lie http://www.cbsnews.com/htdocs/pdf/cbsstatement.pdf I know that I didn't type 'em. But the information in those is correct. http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/20/politics...ign/20bama.html http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles...t_guard?mode=PF http://www.usnews.com/usnews/news/articles/roane040908.htm http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/08/opinion/08kristof.html?hp ...retired lieutenant colonel Robert Mintz says he "heard George W. Bush get up there and say, 'I served in the 187th Air National Guard in Montgomery, Alabama.' "I said, 'Really? That was my unit. And I don't remember seeing you there,' " Mintz says. "So I called my friends and said, 'Did you know that George Bush served in our unit?' And everyone said, 'No, I never saw him there.' It would be impossible to be unseen in a unit of that size." http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/28/politics...n/28barnes.html Damned shame they had to use non-existant memos to attempt to make a story. I suppose they did that because all of the hard evidence was overwhelming. Or something. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted March 8, 2005 LOLLOL2005 Through all the frenzied debate...the basic content of the 60 Minutes Wednesday report--that President Bush received preferential treatment to gain entrance to the Texas Air National Guard and that he may not have fulfilled all of the requirements--has not been substantially challenged. The CBS News report was based on a preponderance of evidence: many interviews, both on- and off-camera, with individuals with direct and indirect knowledge of the situation, atmosphere and events of the period in question, as well as the procedures, character and thinking of Lt. Col. Killian, Lt. Bush’s squadron commander in the Guard, at the time. Heck, the memos haven't been proven to be forged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 8, 2005 LOLLOL2005 Through all the frenzied debate...the basic content of the 60 Minutes Wednesday report--that President Bush received preferential treatment to gain entrance to the Texas Air National Guard and that he may not have fulfilled all of the requirements--has not been substantially challenged. The CBS News report was based on a preponderance of evidence: many interviews, both on- and off-camera, with individuals with direct and indirect knowledge of the situation, atmosphere and events of the period in question, as well as the procedures, character and thinking of Lt. Col. Killian, Lt. Bush’s squadron commander in the Guard, at the time. Heck, the memos haven't been proven to be forged. "They haven't been proven false"? Strange that the people who proved that the memos weren't legit weren't interviewed by CBS OWN INVESTIGATION, no? The typographical expert who created the graphic showing how false the memos were (Dr. Newcomber) was never once questioned. Those who have tried to prove that they were legit have never come close to doing so. And, the basic premise has been seriously questioned. And the questions have been borne out by the fact that the memos were forged --- and badly. I can't believe you actually buy Rather's word at this point. Well, actually, I can believe it. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted March 8, 2005 I don't give two shits about Dan Rather OR the National Guard Story, but that's a terrible fucking parody song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted March 8, 2005 That's a shitty parody. When did they say he didn't serve? They said he got favoritism to wind up defending Texas against the Viet Cong, which is something that pretty much all of us honestly know just by looking at his family tree and adding 2+2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2005 They said he got favoritism to wind up defending Texas against the Viet Cong, which is something that pretty much all of us honestly know just by looking at his family tree and adding 2+2. Good point. I didn't really care about what the guys did 30 years ago either. I just hate how the guy who actually volunteered and went got shat upon by the MSM (via SBVT coverage) for his record (which wasn't perfect, but it seems like he did what he thought was right in protesting the war--and who *can* protest a war if not someone who served in it?) while the chickenhawk, because of Rather & Co's ineptitude, got a free pass. The Vietnam question didn't matter to me, but it probably mattered to a lot of voters. And after Rather was cowed by the administration no other organization was going to touch Bush's record with a ten foot pole. Kerry was a rich ass kid who probably could have used family connections to get out of serving, but he didn't. Also, I think Kerry trying to use his service as a tool to get elected was stupid and kind of tacky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 9, 2005 They said he got favoritism to wind up defending Texas against the Viet Cong, which is something that pretty much all of us honestly know just by looking at his family tree and adding 2+2. Good point. I didn't really care about what the guys did 30 years ago either. I just hate how the guy who actually volunteered and went got shat upon by the MSM (via SBVT coverage) for his record (which wasn't perfect, but it seems like he did what he thought was right in protesting the war--and who *can* protest a war if not someone who served in it?) while the chickenhawk, because of Rather & Co's ineptitude, got a free pass. The "chickenhawk" actually volunteered to go, but was turned down due to not having enough flight hours. Just to clarify. http://www.volunteertv.com/Global/story.asp?S=2346701 The Vietnam question didn't matter to me, but it probably mattered to a lot of voters. And after Rather was cowed by the administration no other organization was going to touch Bush's record with a ten foot pole. You know, if actual evidence existed --- forged memos wouldn't have been needed. Just because you BELIEVE something to be true doesn't mean it is. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2005 I don't give two shits about Dan Rather OR the National Guard Story, but that's a terrible fucking parody song. Amen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Robfather 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2005 I watched the send off show last night. I found it self-serving and pointless. Actually, self-serving, pointless, and boring. A complete waste of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites