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Non-native director?

 

Check.

 

Little experience as a lead director?

 

Check.

 

A screenwriter with no previous experience on a real movie?

 

Check.

 

A cast filled with nobodies and/or hasbeens?

 

Check!!

 

Rock should brush up on his boot-up-ass skills on his agent.

 

However, Alone in the Dark will probably still be the worst and funniest film of 2005

 

AitD probably was closer to a Doom movie than the Doom movie will be.

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According to the imdb.com boards, the Rock turns bad half way through the movie and opposes the good troops led by Karl Urban (Eomer).

that souns kinda interesting. He's never played a bad guy in a movie before. Well, only the "Stateoftheart" CGI version from the Mummy Returns ;)

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Non-native director?

 

Check.

 

Little experience as a lead director?

 

Check.

 

A screenwriter with no previous experience on a real movie?

 

Check.

 

A cast filled with nobodies and/or hasbeens?

 

Check!!

Plot that has little or nothing to do with the game from which it takes name?

 

Check

Guest Vitamin X
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And that kind of mentality is exactly why it'll come in #1 at the box office.

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The Rock is a bigger star than anybody in those 2 movies. The movie of DOOM~ will be #1 for 3 weeks straight.

 

I wonder if Teddy Long, Ron Simmons, or Butch Reed have bit parts in the movie.

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Wait wait........Doom has a plot?

From what I saw on G4 one time...from Doom 3, the plot is this:

 

Hell is on Mars, Hell is trying to overrun Mars, you have to kill the demons from Hell trying to overrun Mars.

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
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Doesn't matter, they both sucked.

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Wait wait........Doom has a plot?

From what I saw on G4 one time...from Doom 3, the plot is this:

 

Hell is on Mars, Hell is trying to overrun Mars, you have to kill the demons from Hell trying to overrun Mars.

Except that with the movie, instead of hellspawn (a staple of Doom from Day 1) they're fighting mutants, a rather large deviation

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Wait wait........Doom has a plot?

From what I saw on G4 one time...from Doom 3, the plot is this:

 

Hell is on Mars, Hell is trying to overrun Mars, you have to kill the demons from Hell trying to overrun Mars.

Except that with the movie, instead of hellspawn (a staple of Doom from Day 1) they're fighting mutants, a rather large deviation

Not as large as the Super Mario Bros. movie.

Posted

You should. The Rundown and Be Cool are pretty fucking good movies.

 

 

Edit: I am surprised, however, that they didn't hire idiot Uwe Boll to do this movie..

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More reason NOT to adapt fucking video games into movies...

 

 

Just about the only crossover successes have been Tron and Mortal Kombat, the former being given a story that fit the game and the later already having a story adapted / ripped off from Enter The Dragon.

 

The rest of the adaptations (Mario, Resident Evil, MK2: Annihilation, Street Fighter, House Of The Dead, Alone In The Dark, etc.) have been the drizzling shits.

 

 

The sad thing is that Rock has already signed up to do ANOTHER game-to-movie translation, Spy Hunter. At least that one will pretend to have a storyline.

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You should. The Rundown and Be Cool are pretty fucking good movies.

 

 

Edit: I am surprised, however, that they didn't hire idiot Uwe Boll to do this movie..

Come on, it's Doom--easily one of the top 5 most influencial games (as far as mainstream attention) of the past 15 years.

 

Sounds more like something up PWSA's alley. At least his movies tend to pull in a respectable profit.

 

Non-gamers likely never heard of the AitD or HotD games, but Doom? Of course they have.

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You should. The Rundown and Be Cool are pretty fucking good movies.

 

 

Edit: I am surprised, however, that they didn't hire idiot Uwe Boll to do this movie..

Come on, it's Doom--easily one of the top 5 most influencial games (as far as mainstream attention) of the past 15 years.

 

Sounds more like something up PWSA's alley. At least his movies tend to pull in a respectable profit.

 

Non-gamers likely never heard of the AitD or HotD games, but Doom? Of course they have.

Mainstreamers have heard of Myst... doesn't mean that a Myst movie will be worth a shit or make any money. Super Mario Bros. and Street Fighter both proved that one.

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