chirs3 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 (edited) -=-=-=- The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF LOCKDOWN, March 30, 2005, LIVE FROM THE IDAHO CENTER IN BOISE, IDAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (8:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM PST. Check local listings.) From the state of potatoes and... uh... potatoes... Lockdown is LIVE! Tonight's show has everything you could want - we've got a newbie, we've got a mystery man, we've got a number one contender's match, and we've got... uh... ... potatoes? Send everything (booking requests, promos, obnoxious religious pamphlets, etc.) to Ace309. -=-=-=- The Main Event Fatal Fourway Match Wildchild vs. "The Urban Legend" Todd Cortez vs. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler vs. Toxxic We've got Wildchild, who can't be pleased with the way his match with Toxxic ended last week, and damn sure won't take what happened after the match sitting down. We've got Todd Cortez, no stranger to Revolution Zero, fighting to get back a small measure of revenge and respect for Martial Law. We've got Scott Pretzler, who's been winning way too much when not nursing injuries, not to mention getting all up in Dub-Cee's grill. And we've got Toxxic, the World Heavyweight Champion. This all sounds like the perfect setup for a tag match... ... but like my pappy always said, "Never book a tag team match when you can make it a Fatal Fourway instead". He was full of wisdom, my pappy. So tonight, there are no teams - it's every man for himself. Will Revolution Zero loyalty shine through, even if Pretzler and Toxxic end up in the ring together? Will Wildchild be able to redeem himself against Toxxic, and exact some revenge on "The Critic"? Will Todd Cortez be able to win back some stable pride, and gain some esteem in the eyes of management at the same time? Only one way to find out! Rules: Two men in the ring at any given time. If they can't take the heat, they can tag either of the two men waiting on the outside. Once someone is tagged in, there must be physical contact between the two legal men before they can tag back out. First to score a pinfall or submission wins. Word Limit: 7000 Send to: Ace309 ** I have no idea what a fair word limit for this would be, so if you guys want more, just ask. -=-=-=- World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender's Match Pure Wrestling Rules "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher Mak Francis had some pretty harsh words for Spike Jenkins on Storm, and the rematch challenge was issued, with a twist. Since Spike relied so heavily on the ropes in their previous encounter, Mak wants it Pure Wrestling style, and Spike is only too happy to oblige. But to ensure these special rules are respected, we need someone who knows a little something about wrestling - Tom Flesher. Rules: Standard singles with addenda. Each wrestler gets three rope breaks. A wrestler loses a rope break when he uses the ropes to break a submission hold or when he throws a punch. If a wrestler has no rope breaks left and he is in a submission hold, grabbing the ropes has no effect. If a wrestler has no rope breaks left and he throws a punch, he is disqualified. Word Limit: 6000 Send to: Justice -=-=-=- SWF Belt Tournament - Championship Match Johnny Dangerous vs. Jay Hawke This is it - the finals of the SWF Belt Tournament, unifying the ICTV and USJL Championships. Both men have fought tooth and nail to get this far, and now they've come to the final match. Who will be the one to kick off this glorious new chapter in the SWF, and go down in history as the first SWF Belt* Champion? Rules: Standard singles match. *The winner gets to name the title whatever he damn well pleases. Word Limit: 6000 Send to: ChuckWoolery -=-=-=- Magical Mystery Match Austin Sly vs. ??? Austin Sly suffered a disappointing setback on Storm, losing his USJL Title and spot in the SWF Title Tournament to Jay Hawke. He is not happy, to say the least, and tonight he's out for blood. But against who? Hell if I know. I think Tom mail-ordered this ??? from a catalogue, so all we really know is his product number (XG-1497) and his price ($119.95). Is it a newbie? Is it a returning veteran? Or is it something else entirely? (G0R0!!1!1!!1!!!1!) Rules: Standard singles match. But, uh, it's a mysterious singles match. Yeah, that's it... Word Limit: 4500 Send to: chirs3 ???, get your stats to Sly, double-time! I want it done 10 minutes ago! -=-=-=- Non-Title Match Insane Luchadore vs. Mohammed Koran As hardcore as IL may be, we decided that after a match involving great heights and sharp pointy things, he could use a break. So tonight, the crazy cruiser will go straight up against Mohammed Koran, who's been in a bit of a slump. Although this is non-title, a win against the current Hardcore Champ would do wonders for Koran's career... Rules: Filthy American Singles Match! Word Limit: 4000 Send to: Dace59 -=-=-=- Opening Bout JJ Johnson vs. Ced Ordonez Opening the show, we've got JJ Johnson, a man who speaks softly (or not at all) and carries a moderately sized stick which you can't even try to dodge because he's way too fast for you, making his SWF debut against former Bemani Cross Wizard, Ced Ordonez! Rules: DANCEOFF!... well, not really. Just a singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=- Opening Promo: Landoooooooooon Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddix! -=-=-=- Sorry for the delay, guys. Hope it's to your liking. Edited March 26, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Okeedokee, card's up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Awesome. Good luck to everybody and that main event is delicious. I'd ask what's in it but everytime the answer is invariably cinnamon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 that main event is delicious. I'd ask what's in it but everytime the answer is invariably cinnamon. Paprica, actually. And a little cayenne pepper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Jerry Seinfeld is holding his head down in shame. ... Not that there's anything wrong with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Not cayenne! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Not cayenne! *books JJ in a Cayenne Pepper on a Pole match* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 *books JJ in a Cayenne Pepper on a Pole match* JR: BAH GAWD!! THE CARNAGE!! Oh, BTW, King and LDP are the commentators, right? Sorry to sound dumb, but just wondering if it differed per show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Yep, King and LDP are the commentators for every show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Thanks for not booking me man. Hopefully though, I'll have time to bust out the opening promo, if that's cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 No one's claimed it yet, so it's yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 (edited) Are you insane? The word limit stays at 7k for the sake of my sanity on a Wednesday night. If you need extra space, trim entrances down. They're nonessential. Edited March 26, 2005 by Ace309 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 No, Tom, I've been thinking about this. Definitely should be higher. I'm thinking... 10k? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Tom - if in doubt due to high wordlimits, put Toxxic over. It's a formula that never fails! *shakes fist at Raynor for a pointless Fatal Four-Way* You'll pay for this, Carnie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Toxxic, rest assured you'll defend on Smarkdown, by hooker or by crook. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 I'm yet to recieve any stats... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Shit I'll get Petey's stats over to you... ... Damn it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 *Jobs Petey to an armwrench.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Toxxic, rest assured you'll defend on Smarkdown, by hooker or by crook. How about against a crooked hooker? Oh and Sly, if you still have received no stats then give me a PM if you know who it is you're facing, i have LOADS of old stats lying around on my HD so unless it's someone from well over a year ago I might be able to help out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CaptainCharisma Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Man i don't stand a chance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Tom forwarded me the stats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Achem. Not that... uh... I'm returning or anything. *hides* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Rest assured much of this Easter Sunday will be spent working on that match. I've got the finish in mind, it's writing the other 5-6 thousand words to get there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2005 Is it wrong to tell you that I've finished? And Tom, if you are coming back... well, first I'd be surprised as your reffing a match. Secondly despite the fact that it'd signal the immediate end of my World Title reign, I'd mark like a little fucking bitch. I still reckon it's Janus though *crosses fingers* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2005 .... Funny how quickly a hot streak can turn into a slump... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2005 *pins everyone, becomes triple champ, leaves* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
