Smarkdown Comments

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

- Promo of things and perhaps twigs and dead cats and bits of string, and oh my, look at the inflated giraffe!

- Also: Toxx amz totally gay for Johnny and wantingz to make out with him! I read about it in that book about sea turtles and German leaders. It's an interesting book.

 

- A jazzy tune? Oh, and me thinks we should provide our nooblets with some ref names and such. Or not!

- Awesomosity to the maxxxxxxxxxxxx. Also, Princess Awesomelope is cool.

 

- Ejiro amz talk with FOOOOOOG!

 

- "Blork!" goes my match. "Blork blork blork!"

 

- I blame that damn Russian Spike (Not Jennykins) due to every time I read a locker room interview, I think of Spike and NTD. "Does your ass itch? Cause I could scratch it for you..."

 

- Ejiro versus Jay Hawke is totally -**************^40000. Or whatever negative eleventy billion stars is.

 

- Sporky vs. Makomber, whose cuisine will reign supreme? Allez cuisine!

- Nice move by Spork to add onion to the stew.

- And Makomber counters that by using dried figs for the ice cream.

- Spork going bold in adding pepper flakes to the bread dough.

- Ooh. That strawberry-stuffed trout didn't work well for Makomber. Tough break

- Makomber blatantly switched sauces with Spork, and gets penalized for it.

- But he might have got an advantage with that beautiful broiled duck.

- Bit of a crash 'n' burn for Spork with that collapsed soufle. Can he recover?

- Nice show of skill with Spork and Makomber chopping those herbs rapid-fire.

- Spork busting out the caviar! What will Makomber counter with?

- Truffles! That's what Makomber countered with!

- Makomber's quiche is out of the oven, and it looks terrific! Can Spork negate it with his cobbler?

- Looks like he just did! That's a damn fine cobbler, and the ice cream he made earlier should compliment it nicely.

- Oh no! Spork just dropped his grilled salmon on the floor! Does this spell the end for him?

- Not if that lobster he just pulled out of the pot has anything to say about it!

- Makomber just accidentally dumped the entire contents of the salt shaker into his soup! All the effort, wasted!

- But that Baked Alaska more than makes up for it!

- Makomber with the win! Valiant effort from Spork, but just wasn't enough.

 

- Toxxic be wanting make out with Spike, too?

 

- WC says "Call me now for your free psychic readin'! Dat boy ain't cha baby's daddy girl, so don't you be spendin' any more time wit' 'im!"

 

- Dub goes 'beep' and Pretz goes 'meep' and the dead cow in the back goes 'blip blip blip' and we all go laughing merrily along the river.

 

- Toxx does stuff, but not without first saying "Blimey!" I think.

 

I'll read the last two matches (And Ejiro/Hawke whenever it gets added) later. Promise.

[JJ Johnson 0]

Not to mention the theme from Three's Company.

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

I don't have a whole lot to say, as Drea's piercing insight more or less covered all the bases.

 

About my match: Admittedly, I haven't read WC's match yet, but I think I have a pretty good idea as to why I lost. Basically, I wrote a completely illogical finish which disregarded everything that had led up to it for the sake of ending it with a 'big' move. Not to say that WC wouldn't have won either way, but I think it was the retarded finish that really sunk my match - perhaps Mike can specify.

 

Anyway, congrats to WC for winning (and for waiting this long to do it when you could easily have taken the title from me at FTF). And to all the other peeps who won.

[JJ Johnson 0]

Wow, both Pretzler (my fellow heel from Ontario) and Cortez lost. Wild and Dangerous are gold hogs, ain't they.

[Guest Goodear]

So hey I'm really ownly good at grading my own stuff because I'm very self-centered. I started out with the idea that Jay is kinda, sorta like Ejiro used to be back in the day. And so, building from that I figured some Fasaki-esque offense from Hawke would pull out the actual Fasaki offense and then the total breakdown/Hawke whips me up some more. Then comes the chain, then comes the not using the chain, then comes EVEN MORE cheating before hitting the finish. I think the problem with the match itself is that I didn't give Hawke enough of his own personality and his own actions. Everything in the match is built entirely around Ejiro... which is okay and such but it is a weakness that I always have had and someone could OH so make me pay.

 

I was proud of the dragon whip sequence and will probably never have anyone ever 'knocked out' by it again since ... well now they know it can be coming.

 

I so should have paid off the promo during the promo since no one seems to really care all that much

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

So....is anyone paying attention to the Mak/Spike feud?

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

I practically reviewed the damn match. Longest set of comments out of the whole lot (That I've written so far).

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

That review made me hungry.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

What?

 

You need to learn to read between the lines, man.

[TheBostonStrangler 0]

*reads between the lines*

 

*has epileptic seizure*

 

[Above Average 0]

Mikey, you forgot my set up promo for the match... can you edit it in or should I just post it on the board?

[King Cucaracha 0]

^

 

If my promo got through, consider what Mak said applicable to me too.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

I just want to say that I must be awesome, as my comment regarding my match of "Blork!" so totally defines it that nobody has even ventured to say anything about it, because they know that in no way can what they say compare to my comment.

 

BLORK!