Would a gay marriage...

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

...get me a full American citizenship? If so, I'm on the market, guys.

 

I'm 5"8, 120 pounds, green eyes, with long dark hair, usually dyed pink, purple, or blue, currently blonde. I have soft milky white Irish skin.

 

Bob Barron, IDRM, etc., help a guy out.

 

Girls like jumpingbombangel can apply too.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

I'm yours

 

 

Do the dishes and blow me

[Vyce 0]

You get nothing from me until I see a pic.

 

Although you seem a little petite for a man, which is a plus.

[Nighthawk 0]

Pictures are required. Sounds like the kind of guy I'd like, though. I'd marry you as long as you agree that I'm the man.

[Nighthawk 0]

Wait, where are you from? If it's anywhere in the UK, I don't even need a picture.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

I'm Irish.

[Nighthawk 0]

Ok. I'll marry the shit outta you.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

Ok. I'll marry the shit outta you.

Okay, how do we do this?

[Nighthawk 0]

First you come over to my house, because you're the one that wants the citizenship, then I get down on one knee and give you a ring. We can get married in San Francisco and spend our honeymoon there as well. It's cheaper.

We can walk on the beach and take licks from each other's ice cream cones, which is not a metaphor. I have headaches all the time, so I hope you don't want too much sex. We'll live in a loft and start a band.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

Sounds awesome! As much or as little sex is up to you/or whoever else applys. I have long hair, that I can wear in pigtails, if that's your thing. I can also wear women's clothes, perfume, make-up, etc., if you want.

[Nighthawk 0]

 

This will be us.

[MrRant 0]

Which one are you?

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

He's Manson. I'm Twiggy the bitch.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I thought he'd be Santa Claus.

[Guest Quik]

Gay marriage is for fags. Har har.

[Vyce 0]

Jesus, IDRM, next time give the rest of us a chance with the fresh meat.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

This is still open, Vyce. I need some details or something from IDRM.

[Vyce 0]

I would still like to see a picture.

 

Although unlike IDRM, I probably would want sex often. Or at least blowjobs, because I'm not really into the whole anal sex thing. I mean, I'm not gay. Just sort of bi-curious.

 

I like that you're willing to dress up, though, it shows commitment.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

I don't have a digital camera, so I can't post a picture.

 

I can give good blowjobs. Well, at least I believe them to be good. I've had no complaints. You can order me to give you a blowjob at anytime, that's not a problem.

[Guest hhheld_down]

i wish more girls i knew were like that

[Styles 0]

Where's the "this thread is gay" guy when you need him?

[Vern Gagne 0]

Gay marriage is for fags. Har har.

"Queering don't make the world work."

 

[Guest Quik]

Gay marriage is for fags. Har har.

"Queering don't make the world work."

 

We should heed the mighty WARRIOR's words. Who knows the role gays should have in society better than a closet homosexual?

[Vyce 0]

I don't have a digital camera, so I can't post a picture.

 

I can give good blowjobs. Well, at least I believe them to be good. I've had no complaints. You can order me to give you a blowjob at anytime, that's not a problem.

Excellent.

 

To be open and honest, I suppose you should know a little more about me. I occasionally have insecurities with my relationships. On the downside, this may mean that I occasionally get moody or jealous if you don't pay enough attention to me; on the plus side, I would feel I need to earn your affection, so I'd constantly be buying you things.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

I accept gifts emotionally on a gift to gift bases. I will feel the need to reward you, depending on the gift(s). Giving me attention, is not something to worry about. I will give you the space you need.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

The offer no longer stands, as 1: Vyce and Milky never continued with their offers, and 2: I'm getting married in two weeks.

 

To a girl, homos.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Just remember: A penny means one.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

You 2 have been together less than a year?

 

 

Can I be your divorce lawyer?

 

"Marriage to one person for a lifetime is a concept created when the average person was lucky to live to 35"

[dubq 0]

...get me a full American citizenship? If so, I'm on the market, guys.

 

I'm 5"8, 120 pounds, green eyes, with long dark hair, usually dyed pink, purple, or blue, currently blonde. I have soft milky white Irish skin.

 

Bob Barron, IDRM, etc., help a guy out.

 

Girls like jumpingbombangel can apply too.

 

So.. you're Jeff Hardy, then?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Milky shined in this thread.