SWF Invasion!

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

So, last night, Thoth was all excited because he was unbanned in the DMFA chat room, which, if I understand correctly, is an mIRC channel Janus created, or at least had a part in making it. So, he had me and Kibs go in there, and as luck would fucking have it, they thought I was Janus. Fucking insane shit would ensue. I am War_Manatee, Thoth is Thoth, and Kibs is Kibagami. The text in red is the 'whispers' Thoth and I had privately. My computer fucked up for a moment, hence my departure, and also why I don't respond to Thoth's private chat or talk for a while until I get disconnected, but I return later. Now, for your reading pleasure, Part 1 (Check out the cameo by Pretzler):

 

Log file opened at: 4/7/05 7:18:41 PM

[6:56:21 PM:] ***: You have joined the channel

[6:56:25 PM:] Ramsey: Hello Thoth

[6:56:25 PM:] StretchyJadian: I'm 16

[6:56:26 PM:] FireKataurKid: hoya

[6:56:29 PM:] Ramsey: 17 here.

[6:56:30 PM:] ***: Tug ([email protected]) has joined the channel

[6:56:30 PM:] Thoth: Word.

[6:56:31 PM:] StretchyJadian: hiya Thoth

[6:56:33 PM:] Tug: O.-.O

[6:56:34 PM:] Ramsey: Hello Tug

[6:56:34 PM:] Kevo: sup

[6:56:37 PM:] Wraithy: Lo.

[6:56:37 PM:] Slavkei: Hi Mr Thoth, Mr Tug!

[6:56:38 PM:] StretchyJadian: hiya Tug, long time no Tug

[6:56:46 PM:] Tug: OMG It let me back in!!!

[6:56:50 PM:] * Tug jumps up and down

[6:56:53 PM:] Ramsey:

[6:56:55 PM:] Kevo: whee!

[6:56:58 PM:] * StretchyJadian tugs tug in celebration *

[6:57:01 PM:] Tug: jad, ram, kev, wra

[6:57:02 PM:] * Tug evades

[6:57:04 PM:] Kevo: tug a tug?

[6:57:08 PM:] Tug: I still don't trust you XD

[6:57:09 PM:] * StretchyJadian snickers *

[6:57:15 PM:] FireKataurKid: hmm... *examines a site and rubs his chin*

[6:57:23 PM:] Sirynx: Don't remember ya Tug, and goodbye too, cuz I'm headin to bed!

[6:57:24 PM:] FireKataurKid: oh, heya tug

[6:57:28 PM:] StretchyJadian: http://photobucket.com/albums/v180/kittybl...en_shonened.jpg

[6:57:30 PM:] FireKataurKid: lata chap

[6:57:31 PM:] Tug: kitkatbar!!!

[6:57:32 PM:] Kevo: FKK, still a taur?

[6:57:34 PM:] StretchyJadian: night Sirynx

[6:57:35 PM:] Tug: I've missed you ALL!

[6:57:37 PM:] * Tug sobs

[6:57:42 PM:] FireKataurKid: mehbeh

[6:57:47 PM:] StretchyJadian: FKK is no kitkatbar, FKK is a kitkattaur

[6:57:51 PM:] Ramsey: Xo

[6:57:58 PM:] Ramsey: I almost clicked on the link again. >.<

[6:58:02 PM:] StretchyJadian: X3

[6:58:03 PM:] Tug: I thought I was going to be forever lost @.-.@

[6:58:04 PM:] FireKataurKid: X3

[6:58:09 PM:] * FireKataurKid pats Tug*

[6:58:10 PM:] ***: Sirynx has quit IRC (Quit: )

[6:58:10 PM:] StretchyJadian: click the link, Tug

[6:58:15 PM:] Tug: ...

[6:58:17 PM:] Tug: AAAAH

[6:58:24 PM:] Tug: Do you people every change >.-.<

[6:58:24 PM:] StretchyJadian: X3

[6:58:25 PM:] Tug: !!!

[6:58:30 PM:] Tug: Let got of the loving

[6:58:35 PM:] Tug: Let go of the shoning!

[6:58:36 PM:] ***: War_Manatee ([email protected]) has joined the channel

[6:58:39 PM:] FireKataurKid: heh. oh hiya

[6:58:40 PM:] StretchyJadian: hiya Janus

[6:58:44 PM:] Ramsey: Hello

[6:58:44 PM:] Kevo: sup

[6:58:47 PM:] Tug: JANUS!

[6:58:53 PM:] Kevo: war manatee?

[6:58:53 PM:] * StretchyJadian snickers *

[6:59:00 PM:] Tug: where <.-.<

[6:59:01 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: THEY THINK YOU'RE JANUS

[6:59:01 PM:] Kevo: me no get joke.

[6:59:01 PM:] * Slavkei eeps, "I forgot about my laundry!" and darts off.

[6:59:04 PM:] Ramsey: Never knew Janus went under the name of War manatee.

[6:59:05 PM:] War_Manatee: I KNOW

[6:59:06 PM:] ***: Slavkei is now known as Slavkei|Chores

[6:59:11 PM:] Kevo: shores?

[6:59:11 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: OH MY GOD

[6:59:12 PM:] StretchyJadian: neither did I Ramsey

[6:59:18 PM:] War_Manatee: Fuck, what do I do.

[6:59:26 PM:] Kevo: GAH! *is lost in info*

[6:59:28 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Hmmm...

[6:59:35 PM:] Thoth: Janus is War Manatee now, eh?

[6:59:52 PM:] Tug: So...

[6:59:57 PM:] Tug: What did I miss ^.-.^?

[7:00:00 PM:] War_Manatee: Yup

[7:00:02 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Wait.

[7:00:03 PM:] StretchyJadian: is Thoth Thoth or do I know Thoth by another name?

[7:00:05 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: I got it.

[7:00:08 PM:] Tug: Other then shon jokes...

[7:00:09 PM:] StretchyJadian: Tug: I got shonenified

[7:00:14 PM:] Tug: Oh Lord!

[7:00:19 PM:] Kevo: ohh. ouch

[7:00:21 PM:] Tug: bad jadian O.-.O

[7:00:28 PM:] * FireKataurKid scratches his head* er... hmm

[7:00:29 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Start a long drawn out speech about how this room used to be good, and then went bad. Don't start yet. Check your AIM.

[7:00:30 PM:] Tug: no Tugging for you!

[7:00:33 PM:] * StretchyJadian pat pats Tug's little head *

[7:00:34 PM:] Kevo: numa!

[7:00:37 PM:] * Tug evades

[7:00:38 PM:] StretchyJadian:

[7:00:40 PM:] Ramsey:

[7:00:42 PM:] Tug: don't touch me your dirty XD

[7:00:48 PM:] StretchyJadian: no, I'm gummi

[7:00:52 PM:] Kevo: ew.

[7:00:52 PM:] Ramsey: Jadian is unclean.

[7:00:54 PM:] StretchyJadian: get your facts straight

[7:00:58 PM:] Tug: dirty

[7:01:00 PM:] StretchyJadian: and besides, I just had a shower

[7:01:02 PM:] Tug: like my socks

[7:01:02 PM:] Ramsey: You know how many people stepped on him.

[7:01:05 PM:] Tug: after i've used them

[7:01:07 PM:] Kevo: damn straight

[7:01:09 PM:] Tug: for self-*censored*

[7:01:14 PM:] Kevo: ew

[7:01:22 PM:] Ramsey: Xp

[7:01:24 PM:] Wraithy: ...Eww.

[7:01:29 PM:] FireKataurKid: >.>

[7:01:33 PM:] War_Manatee: So basically bitch about why I'm not oped?

[7:01:33 PM:] StretchyJadian: XD

[7:01:36 PM:] Kevo: Hey, hey hey!

[7:01:37 PM:] Tug: \m/ [email protected].@! \m/

[7:01:38 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: I suppose.

[7:01:50 PM:] * JousterL stares

[7:01:51 PM:] * Tug has returned

[7:01:53 PM:] StretchyJadian: so Tug is just an unclean?

[7:01:58 PM:] Kevo: ew.

[7:02:00 PM:] * Tug sadley with out any interesting pictures

[7:02:02 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Any plan?

[7:02:03 PM:] JousterL: Tug, I'm about as out-of-touch as you are right now. XD

[7:02:05 PM:] Kevo: I can make anything gross.

[7:02:10 PM:] * JousterL just got back from a 5-day cruise\

[7:02:18 PM:] Tug: that's cause your a birdy joust

[7:02:18 PM:] War_Manatee: So, any reason I'm not an op anymore?

[7:02:20 PM:] Tug: Rotessery!

[7:02:25 PM:] Kevo: mmm.

[7:02:31 PM:] FireKataurKid: nickname i believe

[7:02:33 PM:] Tug: I shall eat you!

[7:02:34 PM:] StretchyJadian: Janus, did you id yourself for your Janus nick?

[7:02:35 PM:] ***: Forestkitty ([email protected]) has joined the channel

[7:02:38 PM:] * Forestkitty rolls in

[7:02:38 PM:] StretchyJadian: hiya Froest

[7:02:39 PM:] FireKataurKid: hey forest

[7:02:39 PM:] Tug: and enjoy the moment!

[7:02:39 PM:] JousterL: Heya Forest.

[7:02:39 PM:] Ramsey: Hello FK

[7:02:41 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Say yes

[7:02:45 PM:] Kevo: hello

[7:02:46 PM:] Tug: Forest @.-.@!

[7:02:46 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: You did

[7:02:48 PM:] * Forestkitty glomps Jouster!

[7:02:52 PM:] Wraithy: Lo.

[7:02:52 PM:] Forestkitty: Hihi welcome back ^^

[7:02:53 PM:] JousterL: Heh, yep, I'm back

[7:02:57 PM:] Kevo: Hey hey hey!

[7:02:58 PM:] JousterL: And fairly overwhelmed

[7:03:02 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Oh shit the op is back.

[7:03:04 PM:] JousterL: And confused

[7:03:05 PM:] * StretchyJadian has a set of Janus' clothes hidden in his room *

[7:03:06 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Oh boy.

[7:03:08 PM:] JousterL: And behind

[7:03:11 PM:] JousterL: And lost. XD

[7:03:18 PM:] Kevo: And stuff?

[7:03:20 PM:] * JousterL sits and pages between 30 windows. XD

[7:03:24 PM:] StretchyJadian: I just remembered. one day, Janus stuck his 'head' instead of my mouth

[7:03:29 PM:] StretchyJadian: then stepped inside of me

[7:03:39 PM:] Kevo: o_0

[7:03:39 PM:] Thoth: How is that possible?

[7:03:45 PM:] * FireKataurKid shudders* >_<,

[7:03:48 PM:] StretchyJadian: I'm gummi, I stretch

[7:03:48 PM:] Thoth: You would have to have a large mouth.

[7:03:54 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Okay, here we go.

[7:03:55 PM:] Forestkitty: Why's? I dunno

[7:03:59 PM:] * Forestkitty gives everyone cookies

[7:04:00 PM:] Tug: jad I don't need to hear about your streaching =p

[7:04:02 PM:] Kevo: "mouth"? ew,

[7:04:04 PM:] FireKataurKid: mmm cookies

[7:04:04 PM:] Thoth: How could you have a bone structure that could support a gummi?

[7:04:05 PM:] Tug: that is a more...private matter

[7:04:09 PM:] ***: PhaZeNet2834206 ([email protected]) has joined the channel

[7:04:09 PM:] StretchyJadian: then abandoned his clothes and exited out from *******

[7:04:12 PM:] Kevo: private? ew

[7:04:12 PM:] Tug: and a well practiced one at that ^.-.~

[7:04:15 PM:] StretchyJadian: hiya

[7:04:18 PM:] Kevo: practiced? ew

[7:04:28 PM:] PhaZeNet2834206: ah!

[7:04:28 PM:] ***: PhaZeNet2834206 has left the channel

[7:04:29 PM:] StretchyJadian: Thoth, does there need to be a bone structure?

[7:04:32 PM:] Thoth: Yes.

[7:04:38 PM:] Thoth: Otherwise your organs would collapse and die.

[7:04:41 PM:] Thoth: From internal pressure.

[7:04:42 PM:] JousterL: ...

[7:04:47 PM:] Forestkitty: Thoth has a point ^^

[7:04:59 PM:] Tug: what?

[7:05:01 PM:] Kevo: not really, just if they were out in the open

[7:05:05 PM:] Tug: haven't you guys seen the Blob

[7:05:05 PM:] JousterL: There are currently 12 nicknames I have some semblence of recognition of. O.o

[7:05:10 PM:] FireKataurKid: >.>

[7:05:12 PM:] Tug: he'll just roll around and swallow you hole

[7:05:17 PM:] StretchyJadian: well, lets chalk up the discrepencies like the fact that I don't have organs now, up to...Magic!

[7:05:20 PM:] Thoth: How would you locomote as a blob?

[7:05:20 PM:] Kevo: whole? ew

[7:05:21 PM:] ***: Slavkei|Chores is now known as Slavkei

[7:05:22 PM:] Tug: then *censored* you from the inside %.-.%

[7:05:30 PM:] Kevo: inside? ew

[7:05:34 PM:] FireKataurKid: O_o

[7:05:36 PM:] Tug: yes

[7:05:38 PM:] StretchyJadian: X3

[7:05:39 PM:] Tug: with...tenties

[7:05:42 PM:] Tug: and jelly

[7:05:46 PM:] Tug: and...

[7:05:48 PM:] Tug: lub

[7:05:48 PM:] FireKataurKid: >_< gah!

[7:05:49 PM:] StretchyJadian: no, gummi

[7:05:50 PM:] Tug: <.-.<

[7:05:53 PM:] StretchyJadian: XP

[7:06:01 PM:] Tug: fine gummi

[7:06:01 PM:] StretchyJadian: well, I gotta get off now

[7:06:04 PM:] Thoth: How would you create tentacles? You'd need muscles, and without a bone base to attach the muscles to, you're not really going anywhere.

[7:06:09 PM:] StretchyJadian: darn you all and your getting on late...

[7:06:10 PM:] Tug: he can kill you while you get the taste of sugar

[7:06:12 PM:] StretchyJadian: Thoth: magic.

[7:06:17 PM:] Thoth: Oh.

[7:06:21 PM:] Thoth: You mean like mind magic?

[7:06:24 PM:] Kevo: its 4:00 over here

[7:06:28 PM:] Forestkitty: blob magic?

[7:06:29 PM:] * Twisted_SexKitten slips to her corner.

[7:06:37 PM:] StretchyJadian: there are so many plotholes here, we don't even think about them anymore.

[7:06:37 PM:] Kevo: corner? ew

[7:06:44 PM:] Tug: blob magic...

[7:06:49 PM:] Kevo: blob?

[7:06:49 PM:] Tug: sounds like some anime pr0n

[7:06:51 PM:] Thoth: We could hire a consistency checker and fire her after 24 hours.

[7:06:53 PM:] StretchyJadian: unless they're active plotholes. sometimes we toss plotholes at people.

[7:06:58 PM:] Kevo: and how?

[7:07:02 PM:] Kevo: physics?

[7:07:10 PM:] StretchyJadian: by that time, Thoth, her mind would be mush.

[7:07:26 PM:] StretchyJadian: we make so many game and anime and internet and comic references....

[7:07:31 PM:] Kevo: like?

[7:07:35 PM:] * Forestkitty trips and falls in a plot hole

[7:07:38 PM:] Forestkitty: aieeeee!

[7:07:40 PM:] Kevo: ooh,

[7:07:44 PM:] * FireKataurKid fishes for forests*

[7:07:48 PM:] StretchyJadian: Star_Kat and Star_Kail with Star Fox Assault weaponry

[7:07:52 PM:] FireKataurKid:

[7:07:52 PM:] Kevo: *stalks FKK*

[7:08:13 PM:] * Forestkitty is reeled in all bug eyed O.o

[7:08:14 PM:] StretchyJadian: well, like I said before, I gotta go ^^.

[7:08:23 PM:] Wraithy: See you later.

[7:08:24 PM:] * FireKataurKid puts Forest in a cooler* There's a keeper!

[7:08:25 PM:] Kevo: seeya

[7:08:26 PM:] FireKataurKid: lata jadian

[7:08:26 PM:] StretchyJadian: have ufn ya'll

[7:08:37 PM:] * Forestkitty looks for cheese in the cooler

[7:08:38 PM:] Kevo: *stalks FKK*

[7:08:41 PM:] * StretchyJadian nibbles FKK's ears then exits

[7:08:42 PM:] ***: StretchyJadian has quit IRC (Quit: )

[7:08:47 PM:] FireKataurKid: --;

[7:09:01 PM:] Kevo: *pounces to KILL!*

[7:09:16 PM:] * FireKataurKid meeps and gallops away with the cooler*

[7:09:37 PM:] * Forestkitty is juggled arrrrouuuund O.o

[7:09:53 PM:] Kevo: *land on FKK's back* And this is a disadvantage to being a taur.

[7:10:03 PM:] * FireKataurKid sticks much cheese in the cooler after stopping by the Kwik-e-Mart*

[7:10:11 PM:] Wraithy: He can just roll over and crush you.

[7:10:12 PM:] ***: Ramsey has quit IRC (Quit: )

[7:10:12 PM:] Kevo: simpsons!

[7:10:17 PM:] Kevo: seeya

[7:10:25 PM:] * FireKataurKid screeches to a halt and tilts foreward, tossing Kevo off* :3

[7:10:27 PM:] Thoth: Simpsons Revisionist History!

[7:10:31 PM:] Thoth: Homer was never Mr. Plow!

[7:10:34 PM:] Kevo: *slams wall*

[7:10:46 PM:] Kevo: in the viceo game he is

[7:10:51 PM:] ***: Slavkei has left the channel

[7:11:01 PM:] Kevo: goo bye

[7:11:23 PM:] ***: Kibagami ([email protected]) has joined the channel

[7:11:27 PM:] Forestkitty: Oooo

[7:11:31 PM:] * Forestkitty gnars cheese

[7:11:32 PM:] Kevo: yeho

[7:11:37 PM:] Wraithy: Ello.

[7:11:49 PM:] FireKataurKid: howdy

[7:11:51 PM:] Kevo: *kevo runs up the mount*

[7:12:02 PM:] * Forestkitty goes mmmrfow from inside the box lol

[7:12:03 PM:] Kevo: *snipes target FKK*

[7:12:07 PM:] Tug: this room seems to have gotten bigger since I was last here...

[7:12:10 PM:] FireKataurKid: >.>

[7:12:29 PM:] Kevo: *swieee* *shot hits FKK*

[7:12:35 PM:] * FireKataurKid falls over*

[7:12:41 PM:] Thoth: What is mmmrfow?

[7:13:03 PM:] Kevo: *runs down* I hope he's not dead,

[7:13:09 PM:] * Forestkitty would answer you but is in a cooler full of CHEESE

[7:13:14 PM:] Thoth: Heh, FKK just got Schaivowned.

[7:13:19 PM:] Kevo: I need a license for that

[7:13:31 PM:] Thoth: You're not in a cooler full of cheese.

[7:13:34 PM:] Thoth: You're on the Internet.

[7:13:38 PM:] Thoth: However.

[7:13:43 PM:] Thoth: I may or may not have a hat.

[7:13:46 PM:] * FireKataurKid jumps up, grabs Kevo, and sticks him in a cooler of fleas*

[7:13:55 PM:] Kevo: *wakes FKK up* get up before the authorities arrive

[7:13:57 PM:] * Forestkitty really is in a cooler full of cheese! with net access! wireless!

[7:14:01 PM:] Thoth: Oh yeah.

[7:14:01 PM:] Kevo: daMN

[7:14:39 PM:] Kevo: *kumps out, kump=kick-jump*

[7:14:48 PM:] Thoth: You mean a kipup.

[7:14:52 PM:] Thoth: A kipup is a kick jump.

[7:14:56 PM:] Kevo: te mea, te mea

[7:15:01 PM:] Tug: so then what is a humk?

[7:15:06 PM:] Thoth: A word you made up?

[7:15:07 PM:] Kevo: hump-kick

[7:15:11 PM:] Kevo: hehe

[7:15:13 PM:] Tug: kick ass ^.-.^

[7:15:18 PM:] Kevo: karang

[7:15:19 PM:] FireKataurKid: hmm

[7:15:28 PM:] Tug: yanno...

[7:15:35 PM:] Forestkitty: CAN you hump-kick?

[7:15:36 PM:] Tug: I haven't gotten to tug something for ages

[7:15:39 PM:] * Forestkitty says from within her cooler

[7:15:41 PM:] Kevo: *going karang FKKs alas*

[7:15:41 PM:] * Tug tugs kitkat

[7:15:48 PM:] ***: War_Manatee has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[7:15:55 PM:] Kevo: hm?

[7:15:58 PM:] Thoth: You can hump kick if you sacrifice to our lord Jesus Christ.

[7:16:05 PM:] Kevo: hm?

[7:16:09 PM:] * FireKataurKid blink blinks*

[7:16:14 PM:] Thoth: Jesus demands sacrifice

[7:16:20 PM:] Kevo: sopt that

[7:16:21 PM:] Kibagami: He does. I heard him.

[7:16:22 PM:] * Tug tugs Thoth

[7:16:23 PM:] Thoth: Cuban children, mostly.

[7:16:25 PM:] Kibagami: That's a true statement.

[7:16:27 PM:] Kevo: stop it

[7:16:31 PM:] ***: War_Manatee ([email protected]) has joined the channel

[7:16:32 PM:] Kevo: please

[7:16:33 PM:] Thoth: That's why they have a Disneyland in Orlando.

[7:16:35 PM:] * Forestkitty sacrifices cheese. . . by eating it

[7:16:36 PM:] Kevo: hello

[7:16:41 PM:] FireKataurKid: X3

[7:16:42 PM:] Thoth: So Jesus, who is also Walt Disney, can eat Cubans.

[7:16:50 PM:] Kevo: dude, you want me to make white jokes?

[7:16:53 PM:] Tug: Sooo...welcome War_Manatee

[7:16:56 PM:] Forestkitty: But why would he want to if Cubans don't taste like cheese?

[7:17:03 PM:] Kevo: hehe

[7:17:06 PM:] Thoth: Only if I can insult Angelinos.

[7:17:27 PM:] War_Manatee: Thoth is correct.

[7:17:28 PM:] Kevo: lets stop, I'm like a 1/16 of everything

[7:17:53 PM:] War_Manatee: I read a magazine article that said Disney kept a big freezer full of Cubans for his snacking pleasure.

[7:17:54 PM:] * Forestkitty just likes things that are cheese

[7:18:05 PM:] Kibagami: I hadn't heard about the Jesus is Walt Disney thing.

[7:18:15 PM:] Thoth: I read that a German man cut off another German man's penis, and they ate it together.

[7:18:16 PM:] Kibagami: But I'm not about to let such a minor detail shake my faith.

[7:18:20 PM:] Thoth: Then the first stabbed the second man to death.

[7:18:25 PM:] Thoth: And cut him up and ate him.

[7:18:25 PM:] Kevo: and that whites are just bleached blacks?

[7:18:34 PM:] * FireKataurKid yawns*

[7:18:43 PM:] Kibagami: That's also true.

[7:18:45 PM:] Kibagami: That happened to me.

[7:18:47 PM:] Kibagami: I'm serious.

[7:18:54 PM:] Kibagami: It's a true story.

[7:18:55 PM:] Kevo: *kicks FKK's alualu's*

[7:19:05 PM:] War_Manatee: I remember seeing that on TV, Kibagami.

[7:19:05 PM:] Thoth: Kibagami likes teh cock?

[7:19:06 PM:] * FireKataurKid taur kicks back* >:3

[7:19:09 PM:] * Forestkitty pops herself out of the cooler and falls asleep after having eatin lots of cheese!

[7:19:17 PM:] Kibagami: No, I'm a bleached black man.

[7:19:25 PM:] Kibagami: You're getting your stereotypes confused again.

[7:19:26 PM:] Kevo: *flees*

[7:19:31 PM:] Kibagami: I can't keep track of them all either.

[7:19:35 PM:] Thoth: You know what they do to blacks in the South?

[7:19:42 PM:] Kevo: whip them?

[7:19:45 PM:] Thoth: Thank god we all live in California.

[7:19:47 PM:] War_Manatee: Batter them and deep fry them.

[7:19:47 PM:] FireKataurKid: look at them

[7:19:50 PM:] Thoth: Where we can all do whatever we want.

[7:19:53 PM:] War_Manatee: Everything is fried in the south.

[7:20:06 PM:] Thoth: Or affluent New York.

[7:20:08 PM:] Kevo: you know what they do to japs?

[7:20:14 PM:] Thoth: Japanese people have no souls.

[7:20:19 PM:] War_Manatee: This is true.

[7:20:25 PM:] * FireKataurKid sits down and leans on his arm*

[7:20:25 PM:] Kevo: WHA CHOO SAY ABOUT ME?!

[7:20:28 PM:] War_Manatee: I saw a film from the 30s about that subject.

[7:20:29 PM:] Thoth: I hate the fucking Japanese.

[7:20:32 PM:] Kibagami: You can also do whatever you want in Maryland.

[7:20:32 PM:] Kevo: HWAT?!

[7:20:38 PM:] Kibagami: Because nobody cares what happens in Maryland.

[7:20:40 PM:] Thoth: Hypocritical society.

[7:20:44 PM:] Kevo: you calling me a fuckin' jap?!

[7:20:49 PM:] Thoth: They need Ishihara to do everything for them.

[7:20:53 PM:] Kibagami: Kevo is a jap. I read about it on the internet.

[7:20:57 PM:] Kibagami: The internet makes things true.

[7:20:59 PM:] Thoth: If Yukio Mishima were still alive he would piss on Japan.

[7:21:01 PM:] Kibagami: Kinda like television.

[7:21:03 PM:] Kibagami: Except faster.

[7:21:07 PM:] Kibagami: And with more porn.

[7:21:13 PM:] War_Manatee: And more people can put things on the internet.

[7:21:19 PM:] War_Manatee: So that means more things become true.

[7:21:23 PM:] Kevo: like when jesus appears on a napkin having sex with mary.

[7:21:39 PM:] ***: Forestkitty has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes, chat is fun, othertimes it's weird. . . I draw the line when it just gets *too* weird. . .)

[7:21:47 PM:] Kibagami: So it's like television AND magic, together.

[7:21:47 PM:] Thoth: Okay, I would imagine you all are anime fans... how many of you have read anything by Yukio Mishima?

[7:21:52 PM:] Kibagami: That's awesome.

[7:22:02 PM:] Kevo: besides, I hate the "white" tourist japs, they suck cock

[7:22:10 PM:] Thoth: Mishima writes things that make me vomit.

[7:22:12 PM:] Kevo: literally

[7:22:19 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (Dr. Dre - Bitches Ain't Shit) (4m46s) (4.36MB) (127Kbps) (Played: 2 Times)

[7:22:21 PM:] Thoth: He loved Americanizing Japanese so he could laugh at them.

[7:22:44 PM:] Thoth: Mishima would shit on anime.

[7:22:49 PM:] Kevo: What you gon' do shit

[7:22:50 PM:] War_Manatee: I read that when a Spaniard has sex with a goat, the child created has the power to enslave people from New Jersey.

[7:22:52 PM:] Thoth: Of course, he killed himself in 1970.

[7:23:02 PM:] Thoth: After he told the army to kill themselves and they told him to fuck off.

[7:23:16 PM:] Thoth: Jersey people can't pump their own gas.

[7:23:23 PM:] Thoth: They would welcome enslavement.

[7:23:26 PM:] War_Manatee: That is because they are mutants.

[7:23:26 PM:] Kevo: I heard that when a black has sex with a white, they have a gray

[7:23:29 PM:] Thoth: They're so damn bored.

[7:23:45 PM:] Thoth: YOU FUCKING IDIOT KEVO THEY HAVE A SOCIAL OUTCAST, NOT A GRAY

[7:23:53 PM:] Thoth: CAPS LOCK

[7:23:54 PM:] Thoth: Sorry.

[7:23:55 PM:] Thoth: My bad.

[7:24:00 PM:] Thoth: When I have caps lock I tell people to fuck off.

[7:24:03 PM:] Thoth: I didn't mean it.

[7:24:08 PM:] Kevo: Whites hate blacks because they can't be colored on with crayons and markers

[7:24:15 PM:] Kibagami: I'll bet he did mean it.

[7:24:15 PM:] War_Manatee: I was born with no lungs, so my parents had to steal some from a Mexican guy named Francisco.

[7:24:28 PM:] Thoth: No, whites hate blacks because they steal money, run fast, and do rape & aids.

[7:24:30 PM:] Kevo: and did the mexican steal them back?

[7:24:40 PM:] War_Manatee: I highly doubt it.

[7:24:50 PM:] War_Manatee: My parents beat him to death with a tire iron before taking the lungs.

[7:24:53 PM:] Kibagami: I have never done the aids.

[7:24:56 PM:] Kibagami: Bleach kills aids.

[7:25:01 PM:] Kibagami: That's on the internet too.

[7:25:09 PM:] War_Manatee: But that was just on general principles of being Mexican.

[7:25:15 PM:] Kevo: And blacks hate whies because when they stand over them to whip them, the other blacks get blinded by his skin

[7:26:04 PM:] Kibagami: Kevo, this thing where you play along with our conversation as though you were capable of being funny is a complete failure.

[7:26:04 PM:] Kibagami: Sush.

[7:26:10 PM:] Kevo: sorry, just hate racial jokes

[7:26:18 PM:] Kibagami: And we hate you.

Log file closed at: 4/7/05 7:26:22 PM

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Here's part 2. I'd say that this is by far, the best section:

 

Log file opened at: 4/7/05 7:26:33 PM

[7:26:29 PM:] ***: You have joined the channel

[7:26:41 PM:] War_Manatee: And not just regular hate

[7:26:42 PM:] Kevo: because I just think they make fun of stuff that is not important

[7:26:47 PM:] War_Manatee: Virulent fucking hatred.

[7:26:50 PM:] Kibagami: You're explaining yourself. Stop.

[7:26:53 PM:] Thoth: Damn right, Janus.

[7:26:58 PM:] Kibagami: We have no interest in anything you say.

[7:26:59 PM:] Kevo: well, seya

[7:27:01 PM:] ***: Kevo has left the channel

[7:27:07 PM:] Kibagami: That worked out well.

[7:27:08 PM:] Thoth: LMAOWNED

[7:27:20 PM:] War_Manatee: So, I notice I am still not an op. What the fuck gives, people?

[7:27:40 PM:] Kibagami: It's because of lazy foreigners.

[7:27:45 PM:] War_Manatee: It always is.

[7:27:49 PM:] Kibagami: Every time.

[7:27:54 PM:] Wraithy: What the hell just happened? o_O

[7:27:58 PM:] Kibagami: I mean, we have the bomb.

[7:28:01 PM:] ***: FireKataurKid is now known as FireKatKid

[7:28:05 PM:] War_Manatee: Things you will not understand until you are much older.

[7:28:05 PM:] Kibagami: Why do we even tolerate such nonsense.

[7:28:18 PM:] Thoth: I'm still pissed off.

[7:28:20 PM:] Thoth: No idea why.

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[7:28:24 PM:] ***: ChanServ has opped FireKatKid

[7:28:29 PM:] Thoth: OH NOES

[7:28:41 PM:] War_Manatee: Do you guys remember that story about that kid who had sex with a tomato and then got brain cancer from it?

[7:28:51 PM:] Thoth: I love brain cancer.

[7:28:53 PM:] Kibagami: I was actually there when he fucked the tomato.

[7:28:55 PM:] Thoth: My dad had that.

[7:28:55 PM:] Kibagami: It was totally hot.

[7:28:56 PM:] Kibagami: I mean, gross.

[7:28:57 PM:] Kibagami: No.

[7:28:59 PM:] Kibagami: I do mean hot.

[7:29:06 PM:] War_Manatee: Well, why wouldn't it be?

[7:29:09 PM:] Thoth: Like, burning don't touch the stove hot?

[7:29:15 PM:] Kibagami: Kinda like that, but with sex.

[7:29:29 PM:] War_Manatee: There is nothing wrong with a man declaring his love for produce.

[7:29:29 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (Camron - Harlem Streets) (3m40s) (5.62MB) (213Kbps) (Played: 1 Times)

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[7:29:42 PM:] War_Manatee: Or in this case, a severaly mentally handicapped man-boy.

[7:29:44 PM:] Kibagami: We should start a club based around it, I think.

[7:29:50 PM:] Kibagami: Perhaps we could all have t-shirts.

[7:29:51 PM:] War_Manatee: *severely

[7:29:52 PM:] Thoth: Yes.

[7:30:00 PM:] Thoth: And have a name for ourselves.

[7:30:01 PM:] Thoth: I HAVE IT

[7:30:06 PM:] Thoth: LET'S CALL OURSELVES VEGGIES

[7:30:13 PM:] War_Manatee: Awesome.

[7:30:18 PM:] Kibagami: That sort of rings when I say it to myself.

[7:30:19 PM:] Kibagami: We shall.

[7:30:22 PM:] Kevo: vegetated state?

[7:30:23 PM:] Thoth: I want to be a head of romaine lettuce!

[7:30:30 PM:] Kibagami: I'm definitely a tomato.

[7:30:32 PM:] War_Manatee: Let us create a Cafe Press store with wonderful merchandice

[7:30:33 PM:] Kibagami: On the inside, I mean.

[7:30:36 PM:] Thoth: That's my favorite vegetable!

[7:30:45 PM:] Kibagami: Like, under the bleach, and then under the skin? There's tomato there.

[7:30:46 PM:] Kibagami: I know.

[7:30:49 PM:] Kibagami: It's on the internet.

[7:30:50 PM:] War_Manatee: I pick broccoflower.

[7:30:57 PM:] Thoth: I really think I am lettuce on the inside.

[7:31:03 PM:] War_Manatee: It is a hybrid of broccoli and cauliflower.

[7:31:09 PM:] War_Manatee: And also a little bit of AIDS

[7:31:14 PM:] War_Manatee: But not too much.

[7:31:20 PM:] War_Manatee: Like, only almost half.

[7:31:28 PM:] Thoth: You can be like, a realistic veggie.

[7:31:29 PM:] Thoth: With AIDS.

[7:31:33 PM:] Thoth: So we can feel sorry for you.

[7:31:34 PM:] War_Manatee: Totally

[7:31:38 PM:] Thoth: And then have gay sex.

[7:31:42 PM:] Thoth: We should have gay sex.

[7:31:44 PM:] War_Manatee: Of course

[7:31:46 PM:] Thoth: Even though I have no gender.

[7:31:49 PM:] Kibagami: I do.

[7:31:49 PM:] Thoth: I guess I'll be gay.

[7:31:54 PM:] Kibagami: I'm a tomato with a gigantic cock.

[7:31:55 PM:] Thoth: Because gay sex is so "in".

[7:31:57 PM:] Kibagami: Because that is a rational thing.

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[7:32:04 PM:] War_Manatee: I am gay for broccoflowers

[7:32:06 PM:] Tug: woah woah woah

[7:32:09 PM:] War_Manatee: And also sometimes lettuces.

[7:32:15 PM:] Kibagami: I, for one, think that the idea of having sex with vegetables should be portrayed in a realistic and serious fashion.

[7:32:17 PM:] War_Manatee: And most definately tomatoes

[7:32:17 PM:] Tug: what sort of chat did I come back to @.-.o

[7:32:21 PM:] Thoth: Aww... *glomps the brocoflower*

[7:32:27 PM:] Kibagami: People that make fun of it do not understand it.

[7:32:31 PM:] Kibagami: And hence are prejudiced.

[7:32:33 PM:] Kibagami: And must be killed.

[7:32:34 PM:] * Wraithy|Gone decides to leave.

[7:32:34 PM:] War_Manatee: We should kill those people

[7:32:45 PM:] Kibagami: I'm glad we're on the same wavelength here.

[7:32:45 PM:] War_Manatee: With big, blunt objects.

[7:32:46 PM:] Thoth: No, we should hate ourselves and then find more people who think like us.

[7:32:53 PM:] War_Manatee: That are made out of skulls we dug up.

[7:32:55 PM:] Kibagami: Oh, I know.

[7:33:04 PM:] Kibagami: But what we're going to TELL people is that we are to be taken seriously.

[7:33:15 PM:] Kibagami: Because if we say it loud enough, it will sound like we believe it.

[7:33:20 PM:] Twisted_SexKitten: o.o

[7:33:25 PM:] Kibagami: And then my self-esteem will start to grow.

[7:33:28 PM:] Kibagami: Into a beautiful tomato plant.

[7:33:32 PM:] ***: Kevo is now known as KevoDuBrow

[7:33:34 PM:] Kibagami: Which I will fuck, because that's hot.

[7:33:48 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (KRS-One - Let Em Have It) (3m27s) (4.77MB) (192Kbps) (Played: 1 Times)

[7:34:00 PM:] Thoth: But we won't use the world fuck.

[7:34:04 PM:] Thoth: We'll call it "budding"

[7:34:13 PM:] Kibagami: That's a wise decision.

[7:34:16 PM:] War_Manatee: Or cross pollonization

[7:34:26 PM:] Thoth: Because... well... I have no idea why.

[7:34:31 PM:] War_Manatee: That's scientific. And things.

[7:34:57 PM:] Kibagami: It could be because we've never had sex with humans.

[7:35:07 PM:] Thoth: In real life?

[7:35:12 PM:] Thoth: Dude... don't talk about RL.

[7:35:15 PM:] Thoth: Shit's weird, yo.

[7:35:17 PM:] Kibagami: I'm just saying.

[7:35:19 PM:] Kibagami: That maybe.

[7:35:21 PM:] Kibagami: If I could touch a girl.

[7:35:27 PM:] Kibagami: I wouldn't think about tomatoes.

[7:35:33 PM:] Kibagami: But girls make me feel all funny.

[7:35:35 PM:] Thoth: You'd think about melons, right?

[7:35:37 PM:] Kibagami: So, tomato.

[7:35:39 PM:] Kibagami: Well....

[7:35:39 PM:] Thoth: Dude, come back to earth, man.

[7:35:40 PM:] Kibagami: yeah.

[7:35:47 PM:] War_Manatee: If I could just touch another human with a pulse, or one would let me...

[7:35:49 PM:] Thoth: Everything is veggie, dude.

[7:35:58 PM:] Thoth: Wow Janus, you sure have changed.

[7:35:59 PM:] Kibagami: But some of the others look so real.

[7:36:04 PM:] Kibagami: Like maybe they would love me.

[7:36:24 PM:] Thoth: Maybe they do.

[7:36:28 PM:] Kibagami: And look past my stance on personal hygiene.

[7:36:32 PM:] Thoth: They're alive, you know.

[7:36:49 PM:] Kibagami: I've heard tell of such things.

[7:36:49 PM:] Tug: <.-.<

[7:36:52 PM:] Kibagami: But...I never believed.

[7:36:53 PM:] War_Manatee: But each time I shuffle towards them, arm outstretched and sort of drooling, but mostly crying (But, when do I not cry?), they get scared and run away.

[7:37:16 PM:] War_Manatee: So, I focus on broccoflowers.

[7:37:18 PM:] Kibagami: I've heard that they have something called a 'shower' that allows them to touch each other.

[7:37:20 PM:] War_Manatee: And lettuce

[7:37:20 PM:] Thoth: Tug is speaking in some kind of tongue.

[7:37:23 PM:] Kibagami: Do you guys have showers?

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[7:37:32 PM:] Kibagami: I think I do.

[7:37:35 PM:] Tug: yes I do tend to use my tounge

[7:37:37 PM:] Kibagami: But it doesn't have a keyboard.

[7:37:38 PM:] Thoth: I have a porcelain round thing.

[7:37:39 PM:] War_Manatee: I feel that showers are oppresive to my peoples.

[7:37:40 PM:] Kibagami: I can't...I can't turn it on.

[7:37:44 PM:] Tug: strongest muscle and all ^.-.^ b

[7:37:53 PM:] Thoth: YOUR STRONGEST MUSCLE IS YOUR HEART YOU DUMBASS

[7:37:58 PM:] Thoth: READ A FUCKING BOOK

[7:38:01 PM:] Thoth: GOD DAMN

[7:38:02 PM:] Tug: pffft

[7:38:11 PM:] Tug: I've had much more practice with my tounge

[7:38:15 PM:] Tug: all my heat does is beat

[7:38:19 PM:] Tug: *heart

[7:38:21 PM:] War_Manatee: And keep you alive.

[7:38:23 PM:] Thoth: Yeah.

[7:38:27 PM:] Thoth: Maybe you'd rather be dead.

[7:38:29 PM:] War_Manatee: Not that such a thing would matter.

[7:38:32 PM:] Thoth: Exactly.

[7:38:39 PM:] War_Manatee: To someone like Tug

[7:38:43 PM:] Kibagami: (10:39pm) (Tug) maybe if I make a funny they will like me

[7:38:44 PM:] Kibagami: No, Tug.

[7:38:45 PM:] Kibagami: They won't.

[7:38:49 PM:] Kibagami: In fact, they hate you.

[7:38:53 PM:] Tug: ;.-.;

[7:38:55 PM:] * Tug tear

[7:38:57 PM:] Kibagami: And they genuinely hope that you die.

[7:39:01 PM:] Slavkei: The heart is a powerful eternal hydraulic pump.

[7:39:01 PM:] Kibagami: Or that you speak English.

[7:39:05 PM:] Tug: oh noess

[7:39:08 PM:] Kibagami: Either of which would be acceptable.

[7:39:14 PM:] Slavkei: No other muscle can be as active as the heart without suffering fatigue.

[7:39:18 PM:] War_Manatee: We should stab Tug in the face, and the thighs, and the face.

[7:39:22 PM:] Thoth: What about the brain?

[7:39:26 PM:] Tug: they hate me...now if I could only figure out who they were

[7:39:28 PM:] Kibagami: That would require touching him.

[7:39:29 PM:] Slavkei: Brain isn't a muscle, Mr Toth.

[7:39:32 PM:] Thoth: Yes it is.

[7:39:34 PM:] Slavkei: err Mr Thoth.

[7:39:36 PM:] Thoth: Dude, I read Garfield.

[7:39:37 PM:] Kibagami: Perhaps we could have someone else do it?

[7:39:39 PM:] War_Manatee: The brain cannot feel pain.

[7:39:40 PM:] Kibagami: That doesn't know better?

[7:39:41 PM:] Slavkei: No, it's a bundle of nerve tissue and fat.

[7:39:57 PM:] Slavkei: There's no muscle tissue in the brain.

[7:40:13 PM:] War_Manatee: Why have we stopped talking about the important things?

[7:40:13 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (Mogwai - A Cheery Wave from Stranded Youngsters) (2m21s) (5.4MB) (320Kbps) (Played: 1 Times)

[7:40:20 PM:] Kibagami: What, tomatoes?

[7:40:22 PM:] Thoth: Because someone is trying to make sense.

[7:40:24 PM:] War_Manatee: Mainly, that of having sexual congress with vegetables.

[7:40:28 PM:] Slavkei: O_O

[7:40:28 PM:] Thoth: Quick, someone pretend to have sex with me over the Internet.

[7:40:33 PM:] Kibagami: Ignore them. They are incapable.

[7:40:35 PM:] * Slavkei hides.

[7:40:45 PM:] * Tug has gotten completely lost

[7:40:52 PM:] Kibagami: The word 'sex' makes me wash my hands until they're raw and bleeding.

[7:40:57 PM:] Thoth: Right eight.

[7:40:59 PM:] Thoth: *right

[7:41:01 PM:] Kibagami: I'll be back in half an hour when the water gets cold.

[7:41:01 PM:] Thoth: "Budding."

[7:41:03 PM:] War_Manatee: Your name backwards is 'gut'. I find that despicable.

[7:41:11 PM:] Kibagami: Budding is sexy and right.

[7:41:21 PM:] Thoth: Budding makes the water come out of my penis.

[7:41:30 PM:] Thoth: I don't know which kind, they blended together some time ago.

[7:41:32 PM:] War_Manatee: So, anyone else have sex with a baked potato before?

[7:41:35 PM:] Tug: o.-.O

[7:41:40 PM:] * Slavkei hides even hidier than he hid before.

[7:41:49 PM:] Kibagami: Tomatoes hate potatoes.

[7:41:50 PM:] Kibagami: It's like race war.

[7:41:53 PM:] Kibagami: Except sexy.

[7:41:55 PM:] Kibagami: Sexier.

[7:41:56 PM:] War_Manatee: And it's sad.

[7:42:02 PM:] Thoth: Yeah.

[7:42:11 PM:] War_Manatee: If only they could get along, then we could have sex with them at the same time.

[7:42:12 PM:] Thoth: We don't need hatred and prejudice among the veggies.

[7:42:24 PM:] War_Manatee: But dare not make eye contact, as that would be disturbing and wrong.

[7:42:36 PM:] Kibagami: But hatred and prejudice makes the water come out of my penis.

[7:42:50 PM:] * Slavkei is on the verge of running away.

[7:43:04 PM:] Thoth: The question is why haven't you, Slav?

[7:43:09 PM:] War_Manatee: I saw a movie where a man left a watermelon out in the sun, and then when it was warm, he had sex with it.

[7:43:14 PM:] Thoth: Maybe deep down inside, you like what we say.

[7:43:16 PM:] Thoth: And want to believe.

[7:43:17 PM:] Slavkei: Because I'm too busy hiding...

[7:43:21 PM:] War_Manatee: I envied that character.

[7:43:31 PM:] Thoth: If you're typing in the chatroom, are you hiding?

[7:43:33 PM:] Kibagami: I'm going to fuck a watermelon tomorrow.

[7:43:36 PM:] Kibagami: Yes.

[7:43:37 PM:] War_Manatee: "Why not me!" I screamed.

[7:43:52 PM:] Thoth: Wait, Janus, did you want to be the man or the watermelon?

[7:43:59 PM:] War_Manatee: Man.

[7:44:01 PM:] * Slavkei dashes out, his powerful legs propelling him far away.

[7:44:02 PM:] Thoth: I think we need to decide if we're giving or receiving veggies/.

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[7:44:18 PM:] Kibagami: Can't we just flip a coin in the moring?

[7:44:19 PM:] Kibagami: *morning

[7:44:33 PM:] War_Manatee: I do not think I would be able to comprehend another human being that close to me in any way.

[7:44:36 PM:] Kibagami: "Oh, look, today I am a tomato with a vagina."

[7:44:38 PM:] Thoth: We are making LIFE CHOICES here.

[7:44:43 PM:] Thoth: You can't flip a coin on those.

[7:44:50 PM:] War_Manatee: These must last a life time

[7:44:58 PM:] Kibagami: Can we sit in our rooms and hide from them, then?

[7:45:02 PM:] Thoth: Or until we realize how fucking futile this is and go out and get a job.

[7:45:08 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (Ishues - Stop Bitin') (3m58s) (4.57MB) (160Kbps) (Played: 1 Times)

[7:45:12 PM:] Kibagami: Woah, woah.

[7:45:13 PM:] War_Manatee: Dare not type that word!

[7:45:14 PM:] Kibagami: Let's not be so hasty.

[7:45:29 PM:] Thoth: Hasty with what?

[7:45:35 PM:] War_Manatee: The 'j' word.

[7:45:35 PM:] Thoth: I just had a revelation, people.

[7:45:48 PM:] Thoth: The lord Jesus Christ wants me to put my penis in woman things and begot children.

[7:46:01 PM:] Kibagami: Is it...is it...true?

[7:46:04 PM:] Thoth: I dunno.

[7:46:04 PM:] Kibagami: I've dreamed of this day for so long.

[7:46:06 PM:] Thoth: I need a Bible.

[7:46:06 PM:] War_Manatee: What Bible have you been reading?

[7:46:14 PM:] Kibagami: There's one on the internet, isn't there?

[7:46:16 PM:] Thoth: The Book of Latter-Day Saints...

[7:46:18 PM:] Thoth: Oh fuck.

[7:46:20 PM:] Thoth: Mormons.

[7:46:21 PM:] Thoth: Never mind.

[7:46:23 PM:] War_Manatee: There's an everything on the internet.

[7:46:27 PM:] Thoth: Back to fucking vegetables.

[7:46:38 PM:] War_Manatee: You gave us quite a scare, Thoth.

[7:46:55 PM:] Thoth: I guess I did.

[7:46:56 PM:] Kibagami: I almost thought I was going to have to go outside.

[7:47:01 PM:] Thoth: BEARS LIVE OUTSIDE DUDE

[7:47:03 PM:] Thoth: THEY'LL EAT YOU

[7:47:12 PM:] Kibagami: FUCK BEARS

[7:47:14 PM:] Kibagami: Wait.

[7:47:16 PM:] Kibagami: Wait.

[7:47:19 PM:] Kibagami: That's kind of sexy.

[7:47:22 PM:] Kibagami: Is it?

[7:47:23 PM:] Kibagami: No.

[7:47:24 PM:] Kibagami: It's not.

[7:47:25 PM:] Kibagami: At all.

[7:47:32 PM:] Thoth: Yeah, who'd want to fuck animals?

[7:47:35 PM:] Thoth: Dude, that's fucking gross.

[7:47:37 PM:] Kibagami: That's kinda stupid, come to think of it.

[7:47:40 PM:] Kibagami: That shit's nasty.

[7:47:43 PM:] War_Manatee: Yeah.

[7:47:45 PM:] Kibagami: Animals are all rabid.

[7:47:49 PM:] War_Manatee: I mean, vegetables are clean and pure.

[7:47:51 PM:] Kibagami: And they shit as they walk.

[7:47:55 PM:] War_Manatee: Animals eat things and poop.

[7:47:59 PM:] Thoth: Unless we like poop.

[7:47:59 PM:] Kibagami: Vegetables don't produce waste.

[7:48:01 PM:] Kibagami: Just love.

[7:48:01 PM:] Thoth: Do we like poop?

[7:48:04 PM:] War_Manatee: That is so wrong on many levels.

[7:48:07 PM:] Kibagami: Sweet, sweet vegetable love.

[7:48:11 PM:] War_Manatee: I don't know if we've decided yet.

[7:48:20 PM:] War_Manatee: Guys, poop: Yes or no?

[7:48:24 PM:] Kibagami: Hmmm.

[7:48:27 PM:] Thoth: I don't know, sounds like trouble.

[7:48:29 PM:] Thoth: I'm going no.

[7:48:32 PM:] Kibagami: I'm going to go out on a limb and say no.

[7:48:33 PM:] War_Manatee: Yeah

[7:48:40 PM:] War_Manatee: I mean, vegetables don't poop.

[7:48:44 PM:] War_Manatee: So, it can't be good.

[7:49:21 PM:] Thoth: Precisely

[7:49:33 PM:] ***: You have been kicked off the channel by FireKatKid (PG-thirtfreakingteen)

[7:49:55 PM:] ***: You have joined the channel

[7:50:00 PM:] War_Manatee: So, should we start dressing up like vegetables?

[7:50:09 PM:] Thoth: Precisely is the new swear word.

[7:50:19 PM:] Thoth: From now on say "Absotutely."

[7:50:24 PM:] War_Manatee: And going about our everyday tasks as if there is nothing different about us?

[7:50:27 PM:] Kibagami: I have a red shirt.

[7:50:31 PM:] Kibagami: Is that good enough?

[7:50:32 PM:] Thoth: If I stuff myself into a ball, I could be lettuce.

[7:50:50 PM:] Kibagami: Maybe I'll just think about tomatoes really hard.

[7:50:55 PM:] Kibagami: Instead of getting a...um.

[7:50:56 PM:] Kibagami: You know.

[7:50:59 PM:] Kibagami: The 'j' word.

[7:51:01 PM:] War_Manatee: I think I'm going to draw bad pictures of vegetables with exaggerated sex organs.

[7:51:04 PM:] Thoth: Oh, right.

[7:51:07 PM:] Kibagami: That sounds AWESOME.

[7:51:07 PM:] War_Manatee: And make up stories about them.

[7:51:09 PM:] Thoth: Good idea, Janus!

[7:51:13 PM:] War_Manatee: Thanks!

[7:51:16 PM:] Kibagami: Sweet deal.

[7:51:19 PM:] Kibagami: Wait, I don't think I can do that.

[7:51:20 PM:] Kibagami: I write well.

[7:51:33 PM:] War_Manatee: Pretend to get drunk first.

[7:51:39 PM:] War_Manatee: But don't actually drink alcohol.

[7:51:42 PM:] War_Manatee: That's bad, I think.

[7:51:45 PM:] Kibagami: Is it?

[7:51:46 PM:] Kibagami: Alright.

[7:51:57 PM:] War_Manatee: But some alcohol comes from vegetables.

[7:52:10 PM:] War_Manatee: So, I think it's okay.

[7:52:29 PM:] Kibagami: Perhaps there's a list of acceptable vegetable-related beverages somewhere.

[7:52:37 PM:] War_Manatee: If not, we can make it.

[7:52:44 PM:] Kibagami: Excellent.

[7:52:53 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (Clinic - The Return of Evil Bill) (2m32s) (3.5MB) (192Kbps) (Played: 1 Times)

[7:53:29 PM:] War_Manatee: But the stories will be like "Larry the Lettuce really liked Tom the Tomato. So he budded with him in the ass for six hours. The end"

[7:53:34 PM:] * JousterL yawns and is caught up with his internet comics/etc... "So what's everyone up to, now that I've idled for a while"

[7:53:41 PM:] JousterL: .....

[7:53:44 PM:] Kibagami: Budding is sexy and right.

[7:53:47 PM:] Thoth: Indeed.

[7:53:47 PM:] JousterL: Interesting line to walk in on... O.o

[7:54:28 PM:] Thoth: Jouster, which veggie are you?

[7:54:35 PM:] Kibagami: I'm a tomato.

[7:54:36 PM:] War_Manatee: I'm a broccoflower.

[7:54:38 PM:] Kibagami: A tomato with a cock.

[7:54:39 PM:] * JousterL ponders

[7:54:44 PM:] JousterL: And who's War_Manatee?

[7:54:46 PM:] Kibagami: Because it's rational to assign genders to vegetables.

[7:54:49 PM:] War_Manatee: That's broccoli with cauliflower, with a little bit of AIDS.

[7:54:56 PM:] Thoth: War_Manatee is Janus.

[7:55:03 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Jouster is the admin

[7:55:07 PM:] FireKatKid: Somehow I doubt that.

[7:55:14 PM:] Thoth: Janus, are you Janus?

[7:55:25 PM:] War_Manatee: I gathered that from the "!"

[7:55:26 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Jouster is the admin

[7:55:33 PM:] * War_Manatee checks self

[7:55:35 PM:] War_Manatee: Yes, I am.

[7:55:39 PM:] Thoth: Awesome.

[7:55:44 PM:] * FireKatKid cracks his knuckles* Oh? Prove it.

[7:55:46 PM:] Kibagami: I'm comfortable with that. I was growing bored with this.

[7:55:56 PM:] War_Manatee: Shit.

[7:56:02 PM:] War_Manatee: Might have just got caught.

[7:56:04 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: No, this is good.

7:56:15 PM:] War_Manatee: Guide me, Obi-Wan.

Log file closed at: 4/7/05 7:56:31 PM

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Finally, part 3:

 

Log file opened at: 4/7/05 7:56:41 PM

[7:56:39 PM:] ***: You have joined the channel

[7:56:41 PM:] KevoDuBrow: well, one down

[7:56:47 PM:] KevoDuBrow: damn

[7:56:58 PM:] War_Manatee: Thoth, are you ever going to switch away from Snak?

[7:57:02 PM:] Thoth: I did once.

[7:57:06 PM:] Thoth: Eh.

[7:57:08 PM:] Kibagami: I think it's safe to say 'no'.

[7:57:10 PM:] War_Manatee: Did you find it frightening?

[7:57:15 PM:] War_Manatee: Like when you go outside?

[7:57:17 PM:] Thoth: Like the sun, Janus.

[7:57:23 PM:] Kibagami: Outside has a ball of fire.

[7:57:25 PM:] Kibagami: I hate it.

[7:57:33 PM:] War_Manatee: I think everyone does.

[7:57:37 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Okay, new idea.

[7:57:39 PM:] War_Manatee: But, vegetables need the sun.

[7:57:43 PM:] Thoth: Anyone see the new Naruto?

[7:57:44 PM:] War_Manatee: Unless they are in a green house.

[7:57:56 PM:] War_Manatee: But, wait, they still do.

[7:57:58 PM:] * JousterL ponders slightly

[7:58:08 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: And... no one is biting.

[7:58:27 PM:] JousterL: IM acting up on you then? Usually you're on both

[7:58:44 PM:] War_Manatee: I just didn't want to bother with it right now.

[7:58:59 PM:] * JousterL nods

[7:59:01 PM:] * FireKatKid leans back on his arms* uh huh...

[7:59:07 PM:] * JousterL shrugs

[7:59:20 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Okay, this is getting old.

[7:59:24 PM:] ***: SuperiorOne ([email protected]) has joined the channel

[7:59:29 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: OH HERE WE GO

[7:59:31 PM:] KevoDuBrow: hmmmm. BUST HIM.

[7:59:38 PM:] Thoth: NOT SO FAST, Kevo.

[7:59:42 PM:] Thoth: Flesher?

[7:59:47 PM:] KevoDuBrow: *stay out of this*

[7:59:49 PM:] Thoth: Read them their legal rights.

[7:59:57 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Play along

[8:00:01 PM:] KevoDuBrow: *I stay out of this now. goobye*

[8:00:05 PM:] ***: Kossi has quit IRC (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.67 [Firefox 0.10.1/20041001])

[8:00:22 PM:] SuperiorOne: What's at issue?

[8:00:27 PM:] SuperiorOne: I need context to properly bullshit

[8:00:43 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: They think War_Manatee isn't Janus, which is true, though we told them he is.

[8:00:47 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: It's actually GOdrea.

[8:00:52 PM:] SuperiorOne: uh huh

[8:00:56 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: We've been ripping on furries for about an hour now.

[8:01:12 PM:] War_Manatee: So, Tom, which vegetable are you/do you want to have sex with?

[8:01:13 PM:] SuperiorOne: uh huh...

[8:01:41 PM:] SuperiorOne: I'm a big fan of bamboo, personally.

[8:01:46 PM:] Thoth: Bamboo is food.

[8:01:57 PM:] War_Manatee: Especially for pandas.

[8:01:59 PM:] ***: FireKatKid has banned Ò*!*@1d2128.2f31aeca.al.charter.comÓ from the channel

[8:02:01 PM:] SuperiorOne: Yeah, but when's the last time you got eaten by a panda?

[8:02:13 PM:] ***: Tarkya|In_the_rafters ([email protected]) has joined the channel

[8:02:18 PM:] KevoDuBrow: sup

[8:02:20 PM:] Kibagami: I actually wrote a very bad story about that once.

[8:02:22 PM:] ***: War_Manatee has been kicked off the channel by FireKatKid (ahem..)

[8:02:26 PM:] Tarkya|In_the_rafters: Ello all.

[8:02:26 PM:] JousterL: Hey Tarkya

[8:02:31 PM:] Thoth: Wow.

[8:02:35 PM:] Thoth: I guess you don't like Janus.

[8:02:36 PM:] Tug: so uh...

[8:02:39 PM:] Tarkya|In_the_rafters: Bleh... why did it have to be the west side...

[8:02:42 PM:] Tug: was that janus?

[8:02:46 PM:] FireKatKid: hm?

[8:02:51 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Take GOdrea's place here. We keep it going.

[8:02:54 PM:] KevoDuBrow: twas?

[8:02:55 PM:] Tug: it didn't have his usual address o.-.o?

[8:03:03 PM:] SuperiorOne: Nah, I'm too slow tonight to adequately tool

[8:03:12 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Ah well. Wrap it up?

[8:03:13 PM:] Tug: I mean...that address was from the states...being charter and all

[8:03:21 PM:] Kibagami: He moved.

[8:03:24 PM:] Kibagami: Halfway across the globe.

[8:03:30 PM:] Kibagami: Don't question it. We didn't.

[8:03:33 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Wrap it up?

[8:03:35 PM:] Tug: right....

[8:03:42 PM:] Kibagami: Yeah, I think so. Have at them.

[8:03:43 PM:] * Tug checks the LJ

[8:03:46 PM:] Tug: har har =p

[8:03:47 PM:] Kibagami: I have to go get drunk in a minute anyway.

[8:03:56 PM:] Tug: So really...have I missed anything cool ^.-.^?

[8:03:56 PM:] SuperiorOne: He was going to move in with his dragon boyfriend, but he ended up going stag.

[8:03:57 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Okay.

[8:04:11 PM:] FireKatKid: not a thing, tugalug

[8:04:33 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: I don't know what to say here.

[8:04:36 PM:] Tug: and what's with all the kicking today o.-.o?

[8:04:37 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (Miles Davis - Flamenco Sketches [Alternate Take]) (9m27s) (8.72MB) (128Kbps) (Played: 1 Times)

[8:04:48 PM:] FireKatKid: ...stuff

[8:04:49 PM:] KevoDuBrow: well, lets see....

[8:04:51 PM:] * Tarkya|In_the_rafters hangs upside down from the rafters

[8:04:56 PM:] KevoDuBrow: rafters?

[8:05:02 PM:] Tarkya|In_the_rafters: rafters

[8:05:02 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Shit, they're acting stupid again.

[8:05:02 PM:] Kibagami: Nor do I.

[8:05:08 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Tool them to close it out.

[8:05:12 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Until you get banned.

[8:05:28 PM:] KevoDuBrow: Isee.

[8:05:43 PM:] Kibagami: There's no point in tooling these people. They just get all 'furries are serious business!' about it.

[8:05:45 PM:] * FireKatKid falls down laughing* X3 wonderful comic.. hehehe

[8:05:52 PM:] Kibagami: We have to continue operating completely over their heads.

[8:05:53 PM:] Tug: oh well it's good to be back ^.-.^

[8:06:05 PM:] Thoth: Is that supposed to be a cat?

[8:06:12 PM:] Thoth: Why would you use a cat as punctuation?

[8:06:35 PM:] Thoth: Jesus, that sucked/.

[8:06:44 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: I'm out of mental gas here.

[8:06:52 PM:] KevoDuBrow: MONTY PYTHON>! *gasps*

[8:06:57 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Flesher.

[8:07:01 PM:] Kibagami: Yeah, that did.

[8:07:02 PM:] Kibagami: I think it's over.

[8:07:07 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Can you put some legalese in here?

[8:07:13 PM:] SuperiorOne: Serving what purpose?

[8:07:19 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: That I've taken over adjunct copyright to #dmfa?

[8:07:33 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Use big words so they have no idea what's going on.

[8:07:42 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Say Janus signed documents over to me.

[8:07:46 PM:] SuperiorOne: Give me some laymen's terms to work with. Tell me a story.

[8:07:55 PM:] ***: Slavkei ([email protected]) has joined the channel

[8:08:08 PM:] KevoDuBrow: oh gods, Amber's in a bad mood...

[8:08:11 PM:] KevoDuBrow: and hello

[8:08:11 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Janus banned me from chat, then he hated chat, and unbanned me so I could do this. In addition, he gave me legal ownership of the chatroom.

[8:08:13 PM:] Kibagami: I've told you before that there's a level of stupid that is simply impenetrable.

[8:08:17 PM:] Thoth: Yeah.

[8:08:20 PM:] FireKatKid: hey slav.. and of course she is, kevo :/ good reason too

[8:08:22 PM:] * Tarkya|In_the_rafters stabs her internet connection

[8:08:25 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: I'm giving Tom something to work with.

[8:08:34 PM:] KevoDuBrow: good reason what?

[8:08:34 PM:] Kibagami: Remember when I made fun of Rando for an hour and he just apologized for being pathetic over and over again?

[8:08:35 PM:] Kibagami: This is like that.

[8:08:36 PM:] SuperiorOne: Eh. I'm not feelin' it

[8:08:36 PM:] Slavkei: http://pholph.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2797

[8:08:41 PM:] Thoth: Yeah.

[8:08:44 PM:] Slavkei: That's why.

[8:08:50 PM:] Slavkei: It's very very upsetting

[8:08:50 PM:] Thoth: I wonder if they have any idea what we just did.

[8:08:53 PM:] * FireKatKid sighs* Stupid postal service

[8:09:07 PM:] SuperiorOne: Assert laches on the part of the copyright holders.

[8:09:07 PM:] Kibagami: I mean, they do. It just doesn't register like it would with actual people.

[8:09:17 PM:] SuperiorOne: They'll ask what that is, and that'll buy me some time to feed you more shit

[8:09:25 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: What do I say?

[8:09:33 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Do I ask for their laches?

[8:09:42 PM:] * Slavkei isn't going to like cubi no matter how much sense Fa'lina makes, because they're still evil.

[8:09:53 PM:] Kibagami: Deciding to fuck animals does something irreparable to their ability to feel things like guilt and shame.

[8:09:58 PM:] Kibagami: It depresses me a little.

[8:10:06 PM:] Kibagami: I think I'll go drink it away in the presence of people with jobs.

[8:10:10 PM:] Kibagami: You kids have fun, now.

[8:10:13 PM:] ***: Kibagami has left the channel

[8:10:13 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Hurry, please.

[8:10:15 PM:] SuperiorOne: No, say that due to their laches the copyright became ephemeral and after Janus asserted his ownership, he became the true owner under Title 17 of the International Convention on Copyright

[8:10:23 PM:] Thoth: Well, whatever. I actually did come here on business.

[8:10:42 PM:] SuperiorOne: Laches is essentially allowing it to lapse or not defending it.

[8:10:43 PM:] * Slavkei shrugs at the hater... "I work 62 hours a week at a physically demanding job. Some of us aren't kids..."

[8:10:54 PM:] Thoth: Since your laches, the copyright to this chatroom became ephemeral.

[8:11:14 PM:] Thoth: After Janus asserted his ownership, he became true owner until Title 17 of the International Convention on Copyright.

[8:11:32 PM:] SuperiorOne: Say "Or, rather, a bona fide holder of title"

[8:11:39 PM:] Thoth: Or, rather, a bona fide holder of title.

[8:11:56 PM:] SuperiorOne: He's filed the proper paperwork

[8:12:12 PM:] Thoth: He has filed the proper paperwork with the appropriate organizations.

[8:12:14 PM:] SuperiorOne: I'm sorry, but we're going to need your @s.

[8:12:22 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Emails?

[8:12:27 PM:] SuperiorOne: Ops.

[8:12:35 PM:] Thoth: I'm sorry, but we're going to need your ops.

[8:12:49 PM:] FireKatKid: hm

[8:13:17 PM:] SuperiorOne: Check the Vienna Convention on Copyrights. It's all available on Lexis.

[8:13:30 PM:] Thoth: Please check the Vienna Convention on Copyrights. It's all available on Lexis.

[8:13:39 PM:] FireKatKid: nah

[8:13:51 PM:] SuperiorOne: Sigh. The problem is you lack leverage.

[8:13:55 PM:] SuperiorOne: That's you

[8:13:57 PM:] SuperiorOne: don't say that

[8:14:00 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: I thought so.

[8:14:21 PM:] Thoth: I'm sorry, but if I have to get a court order to obtain Intellectual Property I already own, I will do it.

[8:14:27 PM:] Thoth: I just want to make this painless for everyone.

[8:14:47 PM:] SuperiorOne: Ask for the primary countries of residence of the ops

[8:14:52 PM:] ***: Fresnor ([email protected]) has joined the channel

[8:14:58 PM:] FireKatKid: hey fres

[8:15:01 PM:] Thoth: I am going to need the primary country of residence of each op.

[8:15:05 PM:] KevoDuBrow: sup fresnor

[8:15:07 PM:] JousterL: Heya Fresnor

[8:15:08 PM:] Fresnor: hiyo

[8:15:19 PM:] KevoDuBrow: so, need insanity?

[8:15:22 PM:] ***: SuperiorOne has left the channel

[8:15:25 PM:] JousterL: How're you, tonight?

[8:15:51 PM:] Fresnor: Was bored until I saw the new comic

[8:15:57 PM:] FireKatKid: hehe

[8:16:05 PM:] KevoDuBrow: so funny

[8:16:31 PM:] * Slavkei feels very sorry for Dan.

[8:16:32 PM:] ***: Slavkei has quit IRC (Quit: )

[8:16:55 PM:] KevoDuBrow: seeya

[8:17:04 PM:] Thoth: Fine.

[8:17:15 PM:] Thoth: I am asserting diversity juridiction under 17 USC 1332.

[8:17:53 PM:] Thoth: I will bring to court a declaratory action, without the financial information of the Intellectual Property of the chat room.

[8:18:02 PM:] ***: KevoDuBrow has quit IRC (Quit: )

[8:18:03 PM:] * FireKatKid yawns*

[8:18:10 PM:] Thoth: This exact apptern arose in Polak v Schwell, 419 N.Y.S. 334

[8:18:15 PM:] Thoth: *pattern

[8:18:26 PM:] Fresnor: I'm flying all over the page trying to find out more about these "figurines" Amber is armed with

[8:18:26 PM:] Thoth: Granted, it dealt with a bondage room, but that's not a legally relevant difference.

[8:18:44 PM:] FireKatKid: huh? figurines?

[8:18:51 PM:] * JousterL pokes the idle-sized llearch "Where'd ye go?"

[8:19:03 PM:] Fresnor: Read the web page discription up top

Log file closed at: 4/7/05 8:19:11 PM

 

 

Awards, presented by Thoth, might be coming forthwith.

[Thoth 0]

Kibs gets an award for the two times he destroyed people trying to be funny.

Flesher gets an award for using big words. Even though no one was paying attention at that point.

Drea gets an award for being the first to bite and jumping in the furry cesspool with me.

I get an award.

[chirs3 0]

Disappointing that the legal jargon didn't fly.

 

MVP Award goes to Kibagami, for:

 

[7:26:04 PM:] Kibagami: Kevo, this thing where you play along with our conversation as though you were capable of being funny is a complete failure.

 

And:

 

[7:20:53 PM:] Kibagami: Kevo is a jap. I read about it on the internet.

Edited April 8, 2005 by chirs3

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Broccoflower. Yikes.

 

[7:43:33 PM:] Kibagami: I'm going to fuck a watermelon tomorrow.

[7:43:36 PM:] Kibagami: Yes.

 

I'm not seeing results.

[the.weej 0]

About two hours later, I got into a big flamewar with one of #DMFA's regulars on Janus' Livejournal. Truly, a complete victory.

 

All in all, I'm pretty happy with how we can completely ruin Janus' reputation inside of a couple hours. Who has the strength to stand against the power of the SWF?

 

-Z

[Thoth 0]

I guess this is the big payoff to the me vs. Janus feud.

 

I won, I think.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

And Kibagami actually showed!

[Toxxic 0]

Damn straight. This is the man who no-sold his own return twice.

[janusd 0]

About two hours later, I got into a big flamewar with one of #DMFA's regulars on Janus' Livejournal. Truly, a complete victory.

 

All in all, I'm pretty happy with how we can completely ruin Janus' reputation inside of a couple hours. Who has the strength to stand against the power of the SWF?

 

-Z

You tag-teamed with a furry to do it and practically had my blessing, and fun was had by all!

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

So, can anyone spot me in there? I got spooked pretty quick.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Bump post, complete with veggie porn!

 

 

Corn and Broccoflower (If you can't read the Corn's dialogue, ask me):

 

 

 

Watermelon and Carrot:

 

 

 

Tomato and Cucumber (Or Zucchini, I guess):

 

 

Sorry to Thoth for not including any lettuce.