SMARKDOWN Card for April 18~!

[Chuck Woolery 0]

Impressively, I'm still missing stuff. Show's going up now, though.

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

*Manfully resists the tempation to post something dirty in the Smarkdown thread before it gets locked.*

[Above Average 0]

Edit: To clarify, Tom I really am sorry I fucked you over by making you wait up for me.

 

Honestly Tom I didn't see the above post you made earlier. I apologize for delaying you posting the show by having to receive an extension, but to everyone else I say this.

 

God I hope this doesn't sound too conceited but, Jesus. Heaven forbid I ask for an extension, and turn in something during that alotted time period. I'm not burned out, but I haven't ever had people bitching at me so much in the over four years that I've been apart of this thing, so constantly.

 

DNS this, DNS that. It's hard to find time to do this, excuse or no. And I respect that about everyone doing this now, but I just wanted one last run with Mak, even though it isn't a huge deal. I'll always show somehow for the big matches unless something really big gets in the way, like the last contendership match which was pre-planned.

 

Hell, I've already written the match of the night at Genesis V, at least from what was said in the comments thread, so fuck if I really, absolutely, need to win a World title. I'd like to, but what I wanted was to feud with some people I never got the chance too and bring my character back full circle, then go out putting someone over.

 

I used to comment on shows, very in-depth for almost all my time involved with the fed, because I liked too, but you know what. There's a reason nobody comments anymore. I don't comment because quite frankly, I got tired of breaking shit down and acknowledging other peoples hard work, when I get bitched at repeatedly. For the life of me, I don't understand it.

 

So how about you stop acting like an asshole and PM me if you wanted to work the ME Johnny, joking or not. I PMed you and said I would be glad to help you, without any prompting, since I'm one of the few people that doesn't call you a tool. Lest we forget the man that no-showed G5, is now bitching about... Smarkdown? I still don't think you're a tool, but damned if you needed to get a reality check.

 

Oh and Landon, I think you're an alright person from what I've seen so far, but... From the Fire? No show? Anyone? It happens whether it's by creative differences or time management.

 

JJ Johnson's comment on the other hand was funny.

 

I showed, rushed or not and earned my chance to run a ME feud, ignored or not, poorly executed or not, by working in the undercard, winning matches and never bitching, waiting for my shot. Now I'm gonna' bitch and moan and if I win, I'll show against Toxxic. Whether or not I'll win is another matter entirely, though.

Edited April 19, 2005 by Above Average

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

For the record, I definitely submitted a match. So as to why nothing has appeared on the show... your guess is as good as mine.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

Okay, my draft of the card's going up now, markerless and stuff, so you guys can start writing. I'm more pissed than I initially thought I was (not just because of fed matters), so I'll make it look all pretty-like later on tonight.

 

EDIT: Or if Tom, Raynor, or one of that crew wants to, by all means

Edited April 19, 2005 by Chuck Woolery

[Toxxic 0]

Sometimes I wonder what the fuck you lot are going to do for a reliable main-eventer once I retire Toxxic. And if nothing else, I'm living proof that you can get massive success and hold down the rest of the card (hey, why deny it any more?) not through being a great writer, but just by being consistent.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

We're going to yank Divefire out of the cloning vat, so all should be good.

[Toxxic 0]

^

Here's your next main-eventer, people.

[A Happy Medium 0]

Oh...and I sent my match in too...three times. Of course, the last two were accidental.

 

So what's up with Judge?

[Secret Agent 0]

So how about you stop acting like an asshole and PM me if you wanted to work the ME Johnny, joking or not. I PMed you and said I would be glad to help you, without any prompting, since I'm one of the few people that doesn't call you a tool. Lest we forget the man that no-showed G5, is now bitching about... Smarkdown? I still don't think you're a tool, but damned if you needed to get a reality check.

 

Oh and Landon, I think you're an alright person from what

And least we forget that you have had three matches in the past 6 weeks and no showed how many of them? If you want a reality check I’ll give you one. My first reply was a joke, but seeing as how you want to somehow make yourself credible all of a sudden consider this:

 

You have spent no time in the undercard, despite what you said in your post. You have won about two matches since your big return. So basically, out of the blue, you’re the number one contender having not done a damn thing to be given the chance to become number one contender. Yeah, you beat Spike, but let me point you to the line of people that have done the same. Where’s our shots at the World Title?

 

I understand there is a storyline between Toxxic/Spike. What I don’t understand is how the hell you think its perfectly fine for you to bounce over the entire roster that have shown up, wrote matches and what not, and I don’t mean one match every three weeks or so.

 

Yeah, I had some stuff I wanted to do with the Main Event, but guess what? People who haven’t done a damn thing to earn a shot at the World title are getting what – three different chances to show up for the number one contenders match? This has taken all the way since FTF to now, hijacking the World Title scene for 6 weeks. Since when do you get to decide your own title shots and make your own matches? Why don’t you take a God damned step down and work your way past people who’ve actually been working hard for a shot instead of having one match every 3 weeks, if that, and suddenly getting your second un-earned title shot on PPV this year. How come you don’t have to compete in a tournament for the International Championship, instead of bouncing over the whole roster for the top spot?

 

You PM’ed me but I honestly didn’t give a damn. Why? Because you somehow inserted yourself where I was trying to be while telling me some wise-ass thing like go fight so-and-so for a shot instead of Spike. Well, I’m sorry to say, but you don’t get to make my matches. If you did maybe I could have more shots at the world title instead of having to earn number one contenderships for every single title I’ve had! Something hardly anyone else has to do.

 

I know there are storylines like Spike/Toxxic, like I mentioned above, but this isn’t exactly a storyline fed. This is about competition and in this setting you take the two top people and have those two compete for the shot then make your angle out of that. If you were writing constantly, like every show, then yeah most likely you’d be there anyway, so why don’t you at least try that! If you’re mad, be mad, challenge me to a match, I don’t care, but I’m not watching a repeat of last year where people could loose all day long and get the ME of Battleground or have 4 matches and get a shot at the world title afterwards. So basically, in a nutshell, before trying to tell me off, why don’t you actually earn your shot at the World Title as you certainly have yet to do so yet!

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Dylan, I mean, Johnny spits hot fire.

[Ace309 0]

I'm arbitrarily closing this thread because I'm not in the fucking mood to deal with it.

 

Please feel free to open threads talking about what a Nazi hardass I'm being.