Jingus 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2005 Forget her husband, I'm watching the White House correspondants dinner, I wish this woman was in the oval office instead. She's hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2005 ...and then Cedric the Motherfucking Entertainer steps up and blows everyone else off the stage. I can't believe I just saw Cedric do a stand-up routine on fucking CSPAN. God bless America. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
franchise632 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2005 That was some good shit. CSPAN is great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2005 I enjoyed watching the nice white republican ladies scared of Cedric "The Entertainer" I'm not making this up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted May 1, 2005 Somehow, for some reason, I don't take your assumption about the feelings of Republican women as gospel. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2005 I enjoyed watching the nice white republican ladies scared of Cedric "The Entertainer" I'm not making this up. Oh shut the fuck up. I'm not even gonna go into detail. Just shut the fuck up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted May 1, 2005 I enjoyed watching the nice white republican ladies scared of Cedric "The Entertainer" I'm not making this up. Oh shut the fuck up. I'm not even gonna go into detail. Just shut the fuck up. You know what makes ME laugh? People who claim that environmentalism is a science. -=Mike ...You know who thought environmentalism was scientific? Yup, Hitler... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2005 I don't care about the environment shit, the whole "look how scared whitey is but we Democrats are hip!" was just ridiculous and pathetic. Talk about grabbing for straws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2005 White Republican women, especially the ones that would be at something like that, probably are more alert around black people, but not Cedric. Unless he was saying how much white people suck. Then they can't handle the truth. What bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2005 Ha. I read Laura's comment about working in a library for 12 hours/day and still somehow meeting George. Gold. People who claim that environmentalism is a science. You know what makes me laugh? Reading that the first Earth Day was to protest Global Cooling... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2005 Oh shut up. I'm not saying I saw much of it. He made a joke about how black people love Bush, because if "...she were looking to have someone to BBQ, it'd be a black person." and this one lady in the bottom right of my screen totally blanched and looked at her friend and shrugged. Maybe she thought he was saying that Laura Bush wants to eat black people. His grammar sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2005 You know what makes ME laugh? People who claim that environmentalism is a science. -=Mike ...You know who thought environmentalism was scientific? Yup, Hitler... Mike just can't let stuff go, can he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2005 I don't care about the environment shit, the whole "look how scared whitey is but we Democrats are hip!" was just ridiculous and pathetic. Talk about grabbing for straws. That's not even what he was saying, so how about you shut the fuck up? I enjoyed watching the nice white republican ladies scared of Cedric "The Entertainer" Rich white ladies are notoriously uptight. Nowhere in this sentence does he say that Democrats are hip, nowhere does he "grab for any straws". The only thing of note is that "The Entertainer" is in quotes, but that's only because he's not funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 I find this amazing. A GOP President hosted one of these dinners and nowhere was Ben Stein to be found... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 What, a Republican having a dirty stinkin' JEW at his table?! Just kidding of course, but I don't get the joke, kkk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 What, a Republican having a dirty stinkin' JEW at his table?! Just kidding of course, but I don't get the joke, kkk. Stein was a speechwriter for Richard Nixon and has always been involved in Republican politics, so he's usually at these things... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 actually I put that in quotes because thats what CSPAN listed him as and I thought it was odd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 actually I put that in quotes because thats what CSPAN listed him as and I thought it was odd. "Cedric the Entertainer" is the actual stage name he uses, as opposed to "Cedric the Baseball player" or "Cedric the Juggler" or "Cedric the guy rides Steve Harvey's coattails". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted May 2, 2005 Nevermind. If it's someone's title, I'd expect it to not be in quotes. Like you wrote it, either all in quotes or none. Not Cedric "The Entertainer", which is how I wrote it, which elicited a comment because it is odd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Glad everyone cleared it up for EricMM "The Poster". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 What, you think I didn't know who Cedric the Entertainer was before this thread? Come on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 What, you think I didn't know who Cedric the Entertainer was before this thread? Come on... I wish I didn't know who Cedric the Entertainer was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Nevermind. If it's someone's title, I'd expect it to not be in quotes. Like you wrote it, either all in quotes or none. Not Cedric "The Entertainer", which is how I wrote it, which elicited a comment because it is odd. Semantics = headaches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Semantics are also what keep 75% of partisan bickering afloat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2005 What, a Republican having a dirty stinkin' JEW at his table?! What Slapnuts said, and plus it seems that he always did an act at this dinner whenever Bush was in office. Considering Republican entertainers outside of country music and talk radio are hard to find, beggers can't be choosers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2005 Can't go wrong with jokes about jerking off horses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crazy Dan Report post Posted May 7, 2005 What, a Republican having a dirty stinkin' JEW at his table?! What Slapnuts said, and plus it seems that he always did an act at this dinner whenever Bush was in office. Considering Republican entertainers outside of country music and talk radio are hard to find, beggers can't be choosers... Ben Stein will be forever immortalize with his brilliant rendition of "Bueler, Bueler, Bueler... Frye, Frye, Frye..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 7, 2005 actually I put that in quotes because thats what CSPAN listed him as and I thought it was odd. "Cedric the Entertainer" is the actual stage name he uses, as opposed to "Cedric the Baseball player" or "Cedric the Juggler" or "Cedric the guy rides Steve Harvey's coattails". Oh fuck a bunch of that. Steve Harvey doesn't have coattails to ride on. Awful comedian. Totally ruined Kings of Comedy for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2005 Remember when John Kerry got blasted for being at an event where Whoopi Goldberg made a Bush-->vagina joke? The media is worshiping the Bushes for horse masturbation and male stripper jokes and the Bushes are still making jokes about it in the media. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted May 7, 2005 Remember when John Kerry got blasted for being at an event where Whoopi Goldberg made a Bush-->vagina joke? The media is worshiping the Bushes for horse masturbation and male stripper jokes and the Bushes are still making jokes about it in the media. Remember when Kerry claimed that all of the idiots who were making offensive comments were the heart of America? And I find it funny that Laura telling old jokes is so stunning to the left. Then again, the left ceased having a sense of humor years ago. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites